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 Opening weekend. I love this goofy shit. 
 Last one had a tank chase and the longest runway in the known universe.  Skydiving cars? Why the fuck not.
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 Opening weekend. I love this goofy shit. 
 Last one had a tank chase and the longest runway in the known universe.  Skydiving cars? Why the fuck not.
 
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 It's probably better to not know the plot of the previous ones. That way you don't get confused by all the retconning that has taken place in the series.
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 I haven't seen 1-6 yet so I will have to skip it. I don't want to be baffled by the plot. 
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 The first one is actually a solid movie. The second one is okay but suffers from sequalitis. Third one is a weird outlier that isn't really that much a part of the franchise.  4 is decent but not necessarily essential to the series.  5 and 6 they basically said fuck it and are ridiculously fun movies which is where I hope 7 is too. |  
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 I checked out on 5 after the first big car chase/gas heist thing. My mind just wouldn't allow it. 
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 This movie is making bank at the box office though 68 million by Friday with a estimated 140 million over the weekend.  Crazy.
 Paul Walkers Last Movie.   A metric shitton of people will watch it just because of that. |  
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 This movie is making bank at the box office though 68 million by Friday with a estimated 140 million over the weekend.  Crazy.
 Paul Walkers Last Movie.   A metric shitton of people will watch it just because of that.Obviously that helps bring people in who might have waited to watch it at home and front-loads the grosses for the opening weekend, but let's face it, there probably isn't a legion of Paul Walker fans who aren't at least casual fans of the F&F movies. Also the reviews and word of mouth for the movie have been pretty positive. People weren't exactly rushing out to see Brick Mansions last year. |  
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