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Topic: THE FAPPENING (9/11 for Celebrity Privacy) (NSFW) (Obviously) ITT: NO TITTIES (Read 164734 times)
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Evildrider
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Yep, Wisconsin. Bakery is about 30 minutes away in a town that isn't really big enough to support a bakery.  Every town in Wi can support three things: pubs, a sausage factory, and a bakery. That said, if it's near the IL/WI border, and if you don't mind, what town and bakery? Donut stalker! |
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Malakili
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3-Donut Printer.  Just need an edible printing medium and we are living in the future utopia we were promised. (Still no flying cars, dammit!) I'll take printable donuts over mid air collisions all day. |
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schild
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Man, I want some donuts now.
THRAWN, SHIP ME DONUTS.
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Thrawn
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Man, I want some donuts now.
THRAWN, SHIP ME DONUTS.
I asked her about sour cream pastry this morning and she said she does make sour cream cake donuts and occasionally cookies as well.  |
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schild
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I have an address.
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Evildrider
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If this is the ask for baked goods thread now.. Anyone in WA or CO wanna send me some "brownies?"  |
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Rendakor
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Maybe our next donation drive could include a bake sale?  |
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Strazos
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Please to be sending me doughnuts in TX! |
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Abagadro
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Thread needs to be renamed THE FATTENING. Amirite?
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schild
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Naw you're wrong.
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Evildrider
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Thread needs to be renamed THE FATTENING. Amirite?
Apparently Schild faps to donut porn.  Edit for warning: Don't actually google "donut porn". |
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Pennilenko
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Apparently Schild faps to donut porn. No Boston creme, 2/10 would not fap. |
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Maven
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Those donuts have sharp sprinkles.
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Lakov_Sanite
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Donut frosting on her toe eww, stop ruining perfect donuts with scantily clad women.
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shiznitz
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Certain donuts are more fap-worthy than many of the pics, for sure.
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Maven
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I was in Santa Monica last night at 10:30pm. There was a Krispy Kreme donuts and a Dunking Donuts within about a block of each other. The Krispy Kreme was closed down, looking very everyday compared to the other buildings. The Dunkin Donuts, on the other hand, had a line out the door. It had music playing, sleek visuals, and a decor reminiscent of stores like Pinkberry and other modern eateries.
Rundown coffee shop, it is not.
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Samwise
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Strangely, I don't think we have any chain donut places in SF yet. Nearest Krispy Kreme is a few miles outside the city limits, and I don't think Dunkin exists anywhere in the greater Bay Area. This is my local donut shop, which doubles as a 24 hr diner and trucker bar. More bars should sell donuts.  |
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Paelos
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Wow that place looks like a completely dive.
I already love it.
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HaemishM
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Often, the shittier a place looks, the better the food. It's probably equally likely that the food will kill you, just not in the way the health department thinks. |
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Samwise
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It's pretty awesome. If it were just a little less sketchy it would be overrun with hipsters. I suspect as soon as the owners (an old Greek couple who've been running the place since the 70s) die it'll get leveled and replaced with a Starbucks.
The food's pretty standard mediocre diner food, but it's open 24 hours, it's not Denny's, and the donuts are good.
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01101010
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What an eclectic collection of cars outside...
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RhyssaFireheart
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Yep, Wisconsin. Bakery is about 30 minutes away in a town that isn't really big enough to support a bakery. Every town in Wi can support three things: pubs, a sausage factory, and a bakery. That said, if it's near the IL/WI border, and if you don't mind, what town and bakery? Donut stalker! Damn right! I'll second Segoris' request for name and town if Thrawn doesn't mind. I'm in the same area as Segoris IIRC and I'd definitely be willing to drive a bit to support a fellow F13er (and get me some tasty, tasty donuts!). |
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Thrawn
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I'll second Segoris' request for name and town if Thrawn doesn't mind. I'm in the same area as Segoris IIRC and I'd definitely be willing to drive a bit to support a fellow F13er (and get me some tasty, tasty donuts!).
Roughly 5+ hours from the IL border.  We're closer to the Twin Cities. |
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Selby
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This is my local donut shop, which doubles as a 24 hr diner and trucker bar. More bars should sell donuts. Used to drive by that place regularly. One thing I miss about the Bay Area was the lack of chains and all the various places to get food. It is harder and harder to find a good diner up there though, most of the ones I tried were pretty lame. What an eclectic collection of cars outside...
Being in California those cars are probably people's average driver cars for everywhere. 60 year old cars survive pretty well out there if they aren't completely neglected or wrecked. |
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Segoris
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Donut stalker!
Damn right! I'll second Segoris' request for name and town if Thrawn doesn't mind. I'm in the same area as Segoris IIRC and I'd definitely be willing to drive a bit to support a fellow F13er (and get me some tasty, tasty donuts!). [/quote] I missed being called a donut stalker, and yet I'm perfectly alright with that  And yeah, I think we're both in/around McHenry co, and that was my thought - support local f13 and get some good baked goods as I find this area lacking And doh Thrawn, nice area but yeah roughly 4-4.5 hours the last time I made that trip is a bit too far for baked goods |
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Maven
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Let me tell you about my experience with Starbucks 'Old-Fashioned' Donut.
I didn't realize that when they say "Old-Fashioned," what they really meant was "Bullshit."
First, I don't recall what era in history donuts were served inside sealed plastic wrapping, but this anachronism wasn't lost on me. OK, I thought. Perhaps the taste of an earlier era was the important part. I freed my pre-ride fuel from the evils of baked goods preservation. When I took that first bite, I was disgusted. There was more frosting than donut. It was like they handed a paintbrush of sugar shit to a baby and let him go hog wild on that fried bread canvas. Then, worst of all, the thing *fell apart in my hands.* Old-fashioned! I'll take modern era donuts from my local shop any day of the week -- it's half the price, twice the taste, freshly baked, and structurally sound!
I'm going to Dunkin' Donuts tonight to get the sonuvabitch out of my short-term memory.
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Cyrrex
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I don't really get a boner over donuts (doughnuts?). I don't get it. But then I remember that I would probably kill a few of you for just one good maple bar, and then I sorta understand.
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Evildrider
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Let me tell you about my experience with Starbucks 'Old-Fashioned' Donut.
I didn't realize that when they say "Old-Fashioned," what they really meant was "Bullshit."
First, I don't recall what era in history donuts were served inside sealed plastic wrapping, but this anachronism wasn't lost on me. OK, I thought. Perhaps the taste of an earlier era was the important part. I freed my pre-ride fuel from the evils of baked goods preservation. When I took that first bite, I was disgusted. There was more frosting than donut. It was like they handed a paintbrush of sugar shit to a baby and let him go hog wild on that fried bread canvas. Then, worst of all, the thing *fell apart in my hands.* Old-fashioned! I'll take modern era donuts from my local shop any day of the week -- it's half the price, twice the taste, freshly baked, and structurally sound!
I'm going to Dunkin' Donuts tonight to get the sonuvabitch out of my short-term memory.
Here, at least, all of Starbucks stuff is pre-made and not made in stores. |
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angry.bob
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To re-rail back onto the original topic of the thread, Wave Two of the leaked photos hit this morning. It's not as big as the first but there is some interesting things in it, especially if you like Kaley Cuoco.
Also, just a quick mention but not for discussion, Zoey Quinn confirmed (complete with pictures she herself posted) for "dating" a 4chan mod during that whole mess.
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Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muß man schweigen.
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schild
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To re-rail back onto the original topic of the thread, Wave Two of the leaked photos hit this morning. It's not as big as the first but there is some interesting things in it, especially if you like Kaley Cuoco. Don't even know where to find this shit anymore. Also, just a quick mention but not for discussion, Zoey Quinn confirmed (complete with pictures she herself posted) for "dating" a 4chan mod during that whole mess.
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Maven
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Small side: It turns out that Dunkin Donuts was the first on the west coast, hence the 2 hour line.
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angry.bob
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To re-rail back onto the original topic of the thread, Wave Two of the leaked photos hit this morning. It's not as big as the first but there is some interesting things in it, especially if you like Kaley Cuoco. Don't even know where to find this shit anymore. It's being leaked on some realtime photo/chat thing called Vola in a bunch of different private channels. It's being reposted to 4chan but those don't last long. There's more McKayla Maroney nudes (Probably underage) and some shots of Bella Thorn (definitely underage, she's 16) including one nude. It's only a matter of time before someone posts them, but mods aren't really letting the threads stay up anyway. There are sites that have all the pics cataloged, if anyone wants the address of one send a PM, I don't want to post a link in here. There's also 50000 more picks of Jennifer Lawrence in this batch too. I don't see how she's found time to do any acting in between taking pictures of herself naked. Some of these pics are pretty bad though, there's some of her passed out drunk or sitting in bathrooms waiting to be sick. It's also pretty much ended her chances of a huge payday for doing a nude part later if that's what she was holding out for. |
Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muß man schweigen.
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schild
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When it was on Reddit it was zero effort. Now there's effort required. I guess I can just wait for a Pirate Bay torrent to pop up, which it will. Eventually.
Also, 50,000? Jesus.
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Evildrider
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The Hope Solo pics might as well have been camwhore screenshots.
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Ginaz
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To re-rail back onto the original topic of the thread, Wave Two of the leaked photos hit this morning. It's not as big as the first but there is some interesting things in it, especially if you like Kaley Cuoco.
Also, just a quick mention but not for discussion, Zoey Quinn confirmed (complete with pictures she herself posted) for "dating" a 4chan mod during that whole mess.
Oh, lawdy! I love being right. |
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