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on: August 31, 2014, 05:27:50 PM

Guys, let's not post this stuff here, rather - here's a relevant link: http://www.reddit.com/r/TheFappening/

Plz don't get a virus.
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Reply #1 on: August 31, 2014, 05:53:44 PM

Remember to stay hydrated during the Fappening.   awesome, for real
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Reply #2 on: August 31, 2014, 06:22:22 PM

How did this happen?

Also sometimes you think a chick's boobs can't be that good, then you see Kate Upton's and you're like. Yep, they can be.

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Reply #3 on: August 31, 2014, 06:25:32 PM

iCloud is an insecure piece of shit, that's how this happened.
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Reply #4 on: August 31, 2014, 06:27:09 PM

I'm an A guy over a T guy but the Kate Upton pics would make me switch. My goodness.

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Reply #5 on: August 31, 2014, 06:54:21 PM

How did this happen?

Also sometimes you think a chick's boobs can't be that good, then you see Kate Upton's and you're like. Yep, they can be.

Still not seeing it... But yay for the rest of you.

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Reply #6 on: August 31, 2014, 06:55:00 PM

So supposedly the leaker has a video of JLaw giving a BJ.  I think the internet will explode if that is true and comes out.
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Reply #7 on: August 31, 2014, 07:08:32 PM

iCloud...For people who want to share. 

Seriously, I'd hate to work for Apple PR or Legal this weekend.

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Reply #8 on: August 31, 2014, 07:24:51 PM

https://i.imgur.com/xsxJYbA.png

That is a SFW list of all the icloud galleries that were ripped.
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Reply #9 on: August 31, 2014, 07:31:49 PM

Some of these could be just straight up porn shots.
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Reply #10 on: August 31, 2014, 07:34:11 PM

There is way more glamour shots of pussy and butthole than I ever expected.

I can't decide whether these people deserve what they got for leaving auto-upload on on their iphones or if they should sue the ever loving shit out of Apple for having some AWFUL security.
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Reply #11 on: August 31, 2014, 07:57:11 PM

I can't decide whether these people deserve what they got for leaving auto-upload on on their iphones or if they should sue the ever loving shit out of Apple for having some AWFUL security.

Can't it be both? I don't understand celebrities. If you don't want pictures of your boobs leaking anywhere, ever, DO NOT EVER TAKE PICTURES OF YOUR BOOBS. That certainly doesn't excuse the hacking and posting, but seriously, can't these motherfuckers buy mirrors? Mirrors don't leave Internet fingerprints.

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Reply #12 on: August 31, 2014, 08:02:37 PM

Can't it be both? I don't understand celebrities. If you don't want pictures of your boobs leaking anywhere, ever, DO NOT EVER TAKE PICTURES OF YOUR BOOBS. That certainly doesn't excuse the hacking and posting, but seriously, can't these motherfuckers buy mirrors? Mirrors don't leave Internet fingerprints.

If you've ever been in a relationship with a narcissist, you'd understand how this shit happens.  Their love for seeing themselves overcomes their ability to think rationally.

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Reply #13 on: August 31, 2014, 08:09:24 PM

I've only seen a couple pics that were supposed to be of the goddess Yvonne, but I'm calling shenanigans, as they didn't show her face.

Kate Upton has already been photographed nude, by professionals. Just cause there's body paint doesn't mean she's not naked.

If those pics of JLaw are legit, well then she has nothing to be embarrassed about. My goodness, those thighs  Heart



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Reply #14 on: August 31, 2014, 08:09:45 PM

No Katy Perry or Allison Brie is kind of a let down.  
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Reply #15 on: August 31, 2014, 08:10:43 PM

I've only seen a couple pics that were supposed to be of the goddess Yvonne, but I'm calling shenanigans, as they didn't show her face.

Kate Upton has already been photographed nude, by professionals. Just cause there's body paint doesn't mean she's not naked.

If those pics of JLaw are legit, well then she has nothing to be embarrassed about. My goodness, those thighs  Heart




It's Yvonne there is another pic floating around that match like moles and physical characteristics.
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Reply #16 on: August 31, 2014, 08:12:24 PM

It's Yvonne, besides, she's on record saying she loves being nude. Her inclusion is not shocking.
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Reply #17 on: August 31, 2014, 08:21:51 PM

Fair enough. If some sticky-palmed troglodyte matched up her moles, then I must accept that as conclusive evidence.

I just get suspicious when I see a "celebrity nude" that's cut off from the chin up.

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Reply #18 on: August 31, 2014, 08:24:56 PM

I must be the only person my age who has not engaged in nude photography with the person I'm dating.

Also, Apple folks just had their Labor Day weekends ruined. Ohhhhh, I see.

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Reply #19 on: August 31, 2014, 08:25:51 PM

Labor Day? Apple just had their entire year ruined. If not multiple years.
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Reply #20 on: August 31, 2014, 08:26:37 PM

Fair enough. If some sticky-palmed troglodyte matched up her moles, then I must accept that as conclusive evidence.

I just get suspicious when I see a "celebrity nude" that's cut off from the chin up.
Hey, take it as a sign of pride. At least she's smart. JLaw is a fucking idiot. Upton even moreso. This is why you don't date baseball players.
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Reply #21 on: August 31, 2014, 08:27:09 PM

Fair enough. If some sticky-palmed troglodyte matched up her moles, then I must accept that as conclusive evidence.

I just get suspicious when I see a "celebrity nude" that's cut off from the chin up.


That just means the celebrity has the bare amount of brain function required to expect something like this to happen.

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Reply #22 on: August 31, 2014, 08:59:25 PM

Ok, so I'll admit I browsed through, especially the Kate Upton section.

I am shocked, SHOCKED that she's dating that guy - sure, he's a good baseball player, but he's not particular good looking (those teeth?) - hopefully he's got something going on upstairs...

Which I am doubting, since his first thought after blowing a load on Kate's ass is to grab his phone?  rolleyes

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Reply #23 on: August 31, 2014, 09:08:56 PM

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Reply #24 on: August 31, 2014, 09:17:40 PM

Aww, what is that, some kind of bear? He's so sad!  Hello Kitty

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Reply #25 on: August 31, 2014, 09:21:32 PM

Mother of God.

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Reply #26 on: August 31, 2014, 09:27:55 PM

....is this real life?

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Reply #27 on: August 31, 2014, 10:08:30 PM

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Reply #28 on: August 31, 2014, 10:26:23 PM

So, after 10 posts does the Fappening get broken out into its own thread?

I would like to thank Vladimir Putin for ensuring that every member of the NPR news staff has had to say "Pussy Riot" on the air multiple times.
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Reply #29 on: August 31, 2014, 10:28:15 PM

I suppose yea, this should be its own thread.
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Reply #30 on: August 31, 2014, 10:34:18 PM

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Reply #31 on: August 31, 2014, 10:58:35 PM

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan. This whole thing was almost ruined by an above ground sewer shitting on an underground sewer in an article about how clicking on the pictures is the equivalent of participating in assault.

On one hand, you have a massive violation of privacy. I'm not sure anyone is dismissing that and we can't wait to see a class-action lawsuit brought against Apple for having security issues with iCloud. I feel for the security folks over there, I really do. This thing was a disaster. The hacker also absolutely deserves prison. Don't think anyone would argue that either.

On the other hand, you have tits. And a lot of dick, I might add. And I'm sorry, I only have ~80 years on this planet and I want to see Kaley Cuoco naked. We're made of the same space-stuff, she was just put together better than me.

So, yea, this whole thing is a tossup.
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Reply #32 on: August 31, 2014, 10:59:52 PM

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Reply #33 on: August 31, 2014, 11:02:34 PM

Look, this is a low blow, but does anybody else think it's funny that the writer's name is Clementine and her haircut makes her head look like an orange?
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Reply #34 on: August 31, 2014, 11:03:10 PM

Look, this is a low blow, but does anybody else think it's funny that the writer's name is Clementine and her haircut makes her head look like an orange?

You just psychically assaulted her!
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