THE FAPPENING (9/11 for Celebrity Privacy) (NSFW) (Obviously) ITT: NO TITTIES

[schild]

Bonus: he says he downloaded the donuts and the original owners are none the wiser.

YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A DONUT.

Motherfucker, I wouldn't just download a donut, I'd download a car to deliver them to Yegolev.

[HaemishM]

If I could download donuts, I'd never leave the fucking house.

[schild]

Well, I mean, you wouldn't be able to. Because you'd be Mississippi fat.

[Thrawn]

Your wife owns a bakery? Where do you live? Let's talk about that. It's more interesting than theoretical boob-doughnuts.

Yep, Wisconsin.  Bakery is about 30 minutes away in a town that isn't really big enough to support a bakery.  

They make and fry donuts (and other stuff) from scratch every day.

After three years or so I'm mostly sick of donuts.  Rarely eat them anymore and when I do they better be fresh and amazing.  Something I would I have said would never happen if you asked me three years ago.

[Lakov_Sanite]

Your wife owns a bakery? Where do you live? Let's talk about that. It's more interesting than theoretical boob-doughnuts.

Yep, Wisconsin.  Bakery is about 30 minutes away in a town that isn't really big enough to support a bakery.  

They make and fry donuts (and other stuff) from scratch every day.

After three years or so I'm mostly sick of donuts.  Rarely eat them anymore and when I do they better me fresh and amazing.  Something I would I have said would never happen if you asked me three years ago.

All sympathy given to you is now forever revoked,

[Lantyssa]

YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A DONUT.

Nope.

At least a dozen.

[Pennilenko]

Yep, Wisconsin.  Bakery is about 30 minutes away in a town that isn't really big enough to support a bakery.  

They make and fry donuts (and other stuff) from scratch every day.

After three years or so I'm mostly sick of donuts.  Rarely eat them anymore and when I do they better me fresh and amazing.  Something I would I have said would never happen if you asked me three years ago.

Haha, I know you are lying, nobody gets sick of eating donuts.

[Thrawn]

All sympathy given to you is now forever revoked,

I'll dry my tears with this delicious, moist, dark chocolate and peanut butter muffin.

I'm spoiled rotten and I freely admit it, I enjoy bragging about my wife and do so whenever the opportunity presents itself.  She loves to cook and is very, very good at it.  We had people over to try out Legendary Encounters (board game) on Sunday and lunch was sues vide salmon with a white wine sauce, risotto and a mango spinach salad.

It's why she is running the bakery even though she doesn't even pay herself minimum wage, it's more or less her dream job.

[Samwise]

So THAT's how that happens.

[Merusk]

After three years or so I'm mostly sick of donuts.  Rarely eat them anymore and when I do they better me fresh and amazing.  Something I would I have said would never happen if you asked me three years ago.

My family owned a pizza place for about 5 years when I was in High School, so I can empathize. Nobody believed me in college when I said I was sick of pizza and didn't want to order any.  You also never stop being really critical of other peoples products, either.

[schild]

All sympathy given to you is now forever revoked,

I'll dry my tears with this delicious, moist, dark chocolate and peanut butter muffin.

I'm spoiled rotten and I freely admit it, I enjoy bragging about my wife and do so whenever the opportunity presents itself.  She loves to cook and is very, very good at it.  We had people over to try out Legendary Encounters (board game) on Sunday and lunch was sues vide salmon with a white wine sauce, risotto and a mango spinach salad.

It's why she is running the bakery even though she doesn't even pay herself minimum wage, it's more or less her dream job.

Your wife and my wife should duel. Mines an amateur baker but apparently her cookies are good enough that a local dude wants to sell them during the fall/winter this year. Admittedly they are really really fucking good. Also, I haven't lost weight since I met her and I'm basically a food snob.

[angry.bob]

Your wife and my wife should duel.

Wait, what? When did you get married? Last time I looked you were like 19 and sharing a place with a bunch of people in Texas.

[Thrawn]

Your wife and my wife should duel. Mines an amateur baker but apparently her cookies are good enough that a local dude wants to sell them during the fall/winter this year. Admittedly they are really really fucking good. Also, I haven't lost weight since I met her and I'm basically a food snob.

Ah yes, when someone takes you to that "New amazing restaurant!" and after your first bite while everyone else is raving how good it is all you're thinking is "This isn't anything special, I get better than this at home and it costs 1/10th as much."  

I may be mostly sick of donuts but I get plenty of other stuff that keeps me fat - http://imgur.com/a/Nn2uv

[schild]

Your wife and my wife should duel.

Wait, what? When did you get married? Last time I looked you were like 19 and sharing a place with a bunch of people in Texas.

You mean I was 24 and sharing a place with a bunch of people in Phoenix. Cracka, we old. That was 9 years ago.

Your wife and my wife should duel. Mines an amateur baker but apparently her cookies are good enough that a local dude wants to sell them during the fall/winter this year. Admittedly they are really really fucking good. Also, I haven't lost weight since I met her and I'm basically a food snob.

Ah yes, when someone takes you to that "New amazing restaurant!" and after your first bite all you're thinking is "Yeah, this is awful, I get better than this at home and it costs 1/10th as much."  

I may be mostly sick of donuts but I get plenty of other stuff that keeps me fat - http://imgur.com/a/Nn2uv

Bleh, wiped my phone. Somewhere there is pictures of cake.

[Trippy]

Your wife and my wife should duel. Mines an amateur baker but apparently her cookies are good enough that a local dude wants to sell them during the fall/winter this year. Admittedly they are really really fucking good. Also, I haven't lost weight since I met her and I'm basically a food snob.

Ah yes, when someone takes you to that "New amazing restaurant!" and after your first bite all you're thinking is "Yeah, this is awful, I get better than this at home and it costs 1/10th as much."  

I may be mostly sick of donuts but I get plenty of other stuff that keeps me fat - http://imgur.com/a/Nn2uv

Oh damn that cake looks awesome and interesting texture on those round pate a chouxs.

[Paelos]

I like the direction the thread has taken.

[ajax34i]

Me too; current favorite is the glazed cruller type.

[Ginaz]

I like the direction the thread has taken.

Boobs and food, what's not to like?

[schild]

I want some sour cream doughnuts. I wish there were some sour cream pastries of other varietals.

[Samwise]

[Pagz]

Less fappening more useless f13 history please.

[IainC]

Wasn't there a Norwegian guy on this forum a few years ago who went to the US, tried doughnuts for the first time and then made it his life's mission to abandon his previous career and open a doughnut store back home?

[Pagz]

I remember that, including a thread that should be floating around here somewhere. Didn't it just sort of fizzle without any conclusion?

[IainC]

IIRC he was about to give up his job and head to the US and then he just vanished from the forum and never posted again.

[Cyrrex]

Was he the same guy that talked a lot about gun laws in Norway?  Maybe that is someone else.

Edit:  Quick F13 search reveals it may have been Photek.  Quick google search reveals zero hits for Photek's Donut Emporium.

[Lantyssa]

Yes, it was Photek.

[angry.bob]

If I remember correctly he believed it would be doomed to failure because Norwegians were too health conscious to eat more than one or two.

[Hutch]

Your wife and my wife should duel. Mines an amateur baker but apparently her cookies are good enough that a local dude wants to sell them during the fall/winter this year. Admittedly they are really really fucking good. Also, I haven't lost weight since I met her and I'm basically a food snob.

Ah yes, when someone takes you to that "New amazing restaurant!" and after your first bite while everyone else is raving how good it is all you're thinking is "This isn't anything special, I get better than this at home and it costs 1/10th as much."  

I may be mostly sick of donuts but I get plenty of other stuff that keeps me fat - http://imgur.com/a/Nn2uv

Wisconsin, you say? I am coming to steal your wife.

For the spergs reading this, relax. I am just kidding. I would never kidnap anyone. And definitely not someone who could kill me with my own hyperglycemia.

[Maven]

Who were the winners in all this? Reddit, for one.

[Trippy]

Don't give schild ideas

[schild]

http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=16179.0

I'm going to reach out to Photek and see how the Donut shit went.

[shiznitz]

If I could download donuts, I'd never leave the fucking house.

Two Harvard student invested cupcakes from a spray can.  Really.  Donuts cannot be far behind.

[schild]

Downloading donuts and pulling off some El Bulli shit is not the same.

[Lantyssa]

3-Donut Printer.

Just need an edible printing medium and we are living in the future utopia we were promised.  (Still no flying cars, dammit!)

[Segoris]

Yep, Wisconsin.  Bakery is about 30 minutes away in a town that isn't really big enough to support a bakery.  

Every town in Wi can support three things: pubs, a sausage factory, and a bakery. That said, if it's near the IL/WI border, and if you don't mind, what town and bakery?