THE FAPPENING (9/11 for Celebrity Privacy) (NSFW) (Obviously) ITT: NO TITTIES

[Paelos]

Did F13 just fuck up a thread about titties? Yes it did.

I think it's just crossover from the other thread, really. I don't think this even comes up if that hadn't just turned into a clusterfuck.

[Ginaz]

If I see the pictures, I'll look at them.  I'm not going to actively seek them out.  While whoever is responsible for their release should be arrested and jailed, the celebs taking those pics and putting them up into the fucking "cloud" are dumber than a chocolate Santa.  If I want tits and ass, Pornhub and the like are available whenever I want.

[MrHat]

If I see the pictures, I'll look at them.  I'm not going to actively seek them out.  While whoever is responsible for their release should be arrested and jailed, the celebs taking those pics and putting them up into the fucking "cloud" are dumber than a chocolate Santa.  If I want tits and ass, Pornhub and the like are available whenever I want.

All the subreddits got banned anyways.

[Ginaz]

If I see the pictures, I'll look at them.  I'm not going to actively seek them out.  While whoever is responsible for their release should be arrested and jailed, the celebs taking those pics and putting them up into the fucking "cloud" are dumber than a chocolate Santa.  If I want tits and ass, Pornhub and the like are available whenever I want.

All the subreddits got banned anyways.

I'm sure the pictures are out there on the interwebs somewhere.

[Evildrider]

If I see the pictures, I'll look at them.  I'm not going to actively seek them out.  While whoever is responsible for their release should be arrested and jailed, the celebs taking those pics and putting them up into the fucking "cloud" are dumber than a chocolate Santa.  If I want tits and ass, Pornhub and the like are available whenever I want.

All the subreddits got banned anyways.

I'm sure the pictures are out there on the interwebs somewhere.

They will never be gone.  You can still google ScarJo and they pop up.

[lamaros]

I saw some of the pics. I felt like I was intruding on privacy and felt bad and I didn't look at any more.

I'm not going to be high and mighty about it, either way around.

[Engels]

I don't know if its cuz I'm somewhat more clinical about nudity than most, having grown up on the topless beaches of the Mediterranean, but I'm perhaps less shocked or excited about JLaw or anyone else's boobs. I also somehow feel its less 'rapey' to have just seen them naked. On the other hand, if what I hear is correct, there are photos of intimate sex acts, or at least their aftermath, and that _does_ seem somehow lke a far greater invasion of privacy. Don't get me wrong, the plain 'nude' photos are a bit pervy to enjoy overly-much but being an unwanted watcher of an actual act of intimacy seems order of magnitude worse.

One is 'removing the mystery' of what Celebrity_101's boobs look like. BFD. In fact, its kinda bad, since now I can't imagine her any other way, since I now know the plain biological truth about her mamaries, be they nice or not.

The sex act, tho, seems beyond the pale.

[Strazos]

Use a normal camera next time.

[slog]

I live in a nice suburb.  The neiborhood is pretty quiet, until one morning.  It started out with everyone going to the cars for their normal morning drive to work.  To our horror, a lot of us found our car doors open.  Even worse, All the change and objects of value were taken from our cars.  People who locked their cars didn't have anything happen to them.   My wife had left her license, credit cards, and cash in her car.  They took the cash, and threw the wallet on the lawn.

Man, I was pissed.  Looking back on it now, I was also pretty careless.  It's pretty trivial effort to lock your car doors at night.  It's even easier to not leave your wallet in your car.  I still hope the fuckers who did it get kneecapped though.

[Rendakor]

And then they took the cash and gave it to the homeless. Are the homeless assholes for accepting the money, despite their natural desire to use that money to eat?

[Pennilenko]

And then they took the cash and gave it to the homeless. Are the homeless assholes for accepting the money, despite their natural desire to use that money to eat?

Never take Slog bait man, it's always a trap.

[Speedy Cerviche]

I live in a nice suburb.  The neiborhood is pretty quiet, until one morning.  It started out with everyone going to the cars for their normal morning drive to work.  To our horror, a lot of us found our car doors open.  Even worse, All the change and objects of value were taken from our cars.  People who locked their cars didn't have anything happen to them.   My wife had left her license, credit cards, and cash in her car.  They took the cash, and threw the wallet on the lawn.

Man, I was pissed.  Looking back on it now, I was also pretty careless.  It's pretty trivial effort to lock your car doors at night.  It's even easier to not leave your wallet in your car.  I still hope the fuckers who did it get kneecapped though.

In Montreal it's basically better to leave your car unlocked. The bums will smash your window to get in if they see anything that looks grab-able or think there's some cash or anything valuable. better to leave it unlocked and have the guy grab your 2$ of meter change and not have to replace your window.

[slog]

And then they took the cash and gave it to the homeless. Are the homeless assholes for accepting the money, despite their natural desire to use that money to eat?

I figure they bought some Heroin but who cares what they did with the cash?  My shit got ripped because I was careless. 

[angry.bob]

Someone just hack Paelos' personal e-mail and send it to 4-chan.

No win or lulz involved. They'd tell you NYPA and post 100 "OP is a fag" gifs.

[ezrast]

In Montreal it's basically better to leave your car unlocked. The bums will smash your window to get in if they see anything that looks grab-able or think there's some cash or anything valuable. better to leave it unlocked and have the guy grab your 2$ of meter change and not have to replace your window.

This logic makes perfect sense to me, but everyone I know acts like I'm weird for leaving my car unlocked at all times. There's nothing valuable in there. I have no idea what they think I would be preventing by locking up.

[Khaldun]

There was one young adult in the neighborhood living with his folks who was a heavy drug user and low-level dealer, he'd sometimes go up and down the block in the wee hours looking to see if there was anything in unlocked cars worth having. We used to keep a bit of change in the bucket by the stick shift and he just ripped the whole bucket out one night to take the change. That's when we started locking at night. He never did go as far as breaking windows before the cops finally busted him.

[Teleku]

A lot of people won't go as far as breaking the window.  Also draws attention, so it does some good in keeping it from being stolen. 

You are in fact very strange for not locking it ezrast!

[angry.bob]

When I was younger and lived on campus U wouldn't lock my doors because people wouldn't be care.If they saw something they wanted they'd jiggle the door handle then smash the window to get in. On one would even look ou the window to see what the noise was. Now I live in a nice neighborhood where everyone has security systems and whatnot. Now I do lock my doors because an alarm going off is probably an actual break-in instead of a drunk doing drunk stuff and the the only people out here that would break into a car are people who either want to steal the car and can get in, or lack the skill and don't want the noise.

[Cheddar]

Wait a sec, this is about people who will earn far more than us, right?

[Evildrider]

Wait a sec, this is about people who will earn far more than us, right?

And boobies.

[Yegolev]

Wait a sec, this is about people who will earn far more than us, right?

Not really.  It's about whether or not you should pick up a pack of donuts from the highway after someone hijacked the truck and left the door open.

[Ironwood]

You should never pick up food that you don't know where it's been unless you are starving.

I know this because I once did something very bad.

[Yegolev]

Let's say these are Entermann's powdered donuts that are still in the packaging.  You also have a donut-virus scanner.

EDIT: This happened last time I was in Charlotte.  I did not get out to grab any donuts.

[HaemishM]

You should never pick up food boobies that you don't know where it's they've been unless you are starving really horny.

I know this because I once did something very bad.

You know, substituting boobies for food in that sentence really doesn't change the end result, but it makes it a shitton funnier.

[Evildrider]

Let's say these are Entermann's powdered donuts that are still in the packaging.  You also have a donut-virus scanner.

EDIT: This happened last time I was in Charlotte.  I did not get out to grab any donuts.

You might as well have.  All that product was probably just dumped anyway.


Edit:  I read that as if it was a crash and not a hijack. 

[Yegolev]

I don't really know what happened in the real situation, but it looked like the driver forgot to latch the rollup door.  Which, now that I think about it, makes for a much better analogy.

[Lantyssa]

[schild]

Entenmann's Donuts would be like a Fran Drescher leak. I mean, you'll eat them if you have nothing else to eat but they were at their best 20 years ago. And even then, they weren't very good.

This leak was more like finding a truckload of Hostess Donettes (Crumb varietal, obviously) show up on your doorstep with a sign saying, "these are for you."

[Yegolev]

Alright, we can be agnostic on donut brand.  Let's say someone you know that is generally up to no good comes by your house and offers you a crate of assorted donuts.  Bonus: he says he downloaded the donuts and the original owners are none the wiser.

[schild]

I take the doughnuts.

Life's too short to turn down illicit doughnuts.

[Thrawn]

Alright, we can be agnostic on donut brand.  Let's say someone you know that is generally up to no good comes by your house and offers you a crate of assorted donuts.  Bonus: he says he downloaded the donuts and the original owners are none the wiser.

My wife owns a bakery, so I'd say I can already get better donuts for free.

Wait, what was this thread about again?

[schild]

Your wife owns a bakery? Where do you live? Let's talk about that. It's more interesting than theoretical boob-doughnuts.

[Samwise]

Alright, we can be agnostic on donut brand.  Let's say someone you know that is generally up to no good comes by your house and offers you a crate of assorted donuts.

No...  

Bonus: he says he downloaded the donuts and the original owners are none the wiser.

but then yes.  

But not really because I baked chocolate chip muffins this morning and don't need any more baked goods today.

[Malakili]

Bonus: he says he downloaded the donuts and the original owners are none the wiser.

YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A DONUT.

[Ironwood]

You fuckers can still make me laugh.