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Reply #35 on: June 09, 2014, 06:51:57 PM

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Reply #36 on: June 09, 2014, 06:59:48 PM

Wrong thread? awesome, for real
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Reply #37 on: June 09, 2014, 07:07:31 PM

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Reply #38 on: June 09, 2014, 09:28:50 PM

i was going to say that this probably wouldn't do anything because bot fly eggs wash out really easily in showers and baths and so generally don't bug humans; but then I remembered this store is in Texas.

The human specific species egg hatch really fast and burrows in, plus the eggs are really small. Small enough for mosquito or blowfly legs to carry several.

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Reply #39 on: June 10, 2014, 01:09:37 PM

Just found out they have those in Sierra Leone. Ohhhhh, I see.

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Reply #40 on: June 10, 2014, 02:28:14 PM

Gives you a hole to hide your diamonds in!
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Reply #41 on: June 10, 2014, 03:15:32 PM

Just found out they have those in Sierra Leone. Ohhhhh, I see.

Don't worry. I am sure the hemorrhagic fevers will keep them from getting too deep.

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Reply #42 on: June 10, 2014, 07:09:13 PM

Just found out they have those in Sierra Leone. Ohhhhh, I see.

What? That is incorrect. They go all the way from the southern half of Mexico to the northern half of Argentina. I got mine in Panama. I don't know where they are in Africa, but the continent is full enough of horrific parasites that it doesn't need them.

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Reply #43 on: June 11, 2014, 01:40:20 PM

Ok, not the bot fly specifically, but the Tumbu Fly (same species).  Its basically all over west Africa.  Co-worker who was in the peace corp in Gambia before State was telling me all about the other members who got infected by them.

Though as Way mentioned, I should probably be more concerned about the Ebola outbreak that's spreading into the country currently.   awesome, for real

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Reply #44 on: June 12, 2014, 09:39:08 AM

Just found out they have those in Sierra Leone. Ohhhhh, I see.

What? That is incorrect. They go all the way from the southern half of Mexico to the northern half of Argentina. I got mine in Panama. I don't know where they are in Africa, but the continent is full enough of horrific parasites that it doesn't need them.

Did you get any in the head? I saw a picture once of someone that got one in the head and it terrified me.

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Reply #45 on: June 12, 2014, 11:54:43 AM

Why don't we stop trying to put Eric in jail for committing homicide by insect.  Sending pizzas and prank calls are one thing, but getting insects to drill holes in peoples skulls is probably more serious.  I don't want Eric in jail.  I've left him something in my will and they won't allow living creatures to go to prison with you!

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Reply #46 on: June 12, 2014, 03:14:52 PM

He won't really do that.  He has aspirations now.

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Reply #47 on: June 12, 2014, 06:33:58 PM

Did you get any in the head? I saw a picture once of someone that got one in the head and it terrified me.

No, it was in the back of my neck right above the t-shirt neckline, but well below the top of BDU collars. I couldn't ever get a good look at it in the mirror and just assumed it was a nasty zit or infected hair because it was hot and dirty as hell. Eventually it got big and bothersome enough that I went to the flight surgeon to see if it was something he could drain. He took one look at it and stuck a piece of duct tape over it and told me to come back after lunch. When I came back the thing had suffocated and he pulled it out with a pair of tweezers in about 15 seconds. Honestly, splinters are more uncomfortable than that thing was.

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Reply #48 on: June 12, 2014, 06:44:15 PM

Did you get any in the head? I saw a picture once of someone that got one in the head and it terrified me.

No, it was in the back of my neck right above the t-shirt neckline, but well below the top of BDU collars. I couldn't ever get a good look at it in the mirror and just assumed it was a nasty zit or infected hair because it was hot and dirty as hell. Eventually it got big and bothersome enough that I went to the flight surgeon to see if it was something he could drain. He took one look at it and stuck a piece of duct tape over it and told me to come back after lunch. When I came back the thing had suffocated and he pulled it out with a pair of tweezers in about 15 seconds. Honestly, splinters are more uncomfortable than that thing was.

I'd be worried I had another in my head.

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Reply #49 on: June 13, 2014, 05:57:55 AM

Well, we all know how Bob can go on a rage induced verbal rampage.  It could be parasite related?

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Reply #50 on: June 13, 2014, 08:46:45 AM

I have learned some very useful things from angry.bob's posts, although many of them just frighten me.  Like the ones in this thread.  Still, as long as I learn useful stuff, he can rampage all he likes.  Hopefully it's him who's having the rage and not a parasite.  That would be too creepy even for me. 

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Reply #51 on: June 13, 2014, 10:48:35 PM

I never said I wasn't a fan.  Bob has a way of saying a lot of...uncomfortable...things, but that doesn't mean they aren't often true.

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Reply #52 on: June 14, 2014, 01:02:00 PM

The place that bought this shitty ipad repair joint is just as shitty as the ipad repair joint. What is this? Is someone trying to make a monopoly on running shitass businesses in Austin?
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Reply #53 on: June 19, 2014, 12:23:45 AM

Serious answer: Buy a nexus 7 and forget this place ever existed.  If you could put a dollar value on not being in a shit mood that seeps into every other part of your life for an hour, you'd realize pretty quickly that you'd pay thousands of dollars and be happy about it to never have to think about those fucks again.

That's not what anyone is hoping to get out of a Nerf sighting in a thread like this though.  It's past my bedtime, I'll get on this tomorrow.
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Reply #54 on: June 19, 2014, 07:44:25 AM

They grow up so fast!

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Reply #55 on: June 19, 2014, 11:11:56 PM

Serious answer: Buy a nexus 7 and forget this place ever existed.  If you could put a dollar value on not being in a shit mood that seeps into every other part of your life for an hour, you'd realize pretty quickly that you'd pay thousands of dollars and be happy about it to never have to think about those fucks again.

That's not what anyone is hoping to get out of a Nerf sighting in a thread like this though.  It's past my bedtime, I'll get on this tomorrow.

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Reply #56 on: June 20, 2014, 01:37:55 AM

YOu could take o photo of you with your crapped out crappy tablet and that ophoto will pread around the internet and cause them to BE DESTROYED!!

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Reply #57 on: June 22, 2014, 11:11:20 PM

Even more serious answer than Nerfs, why the hell go to some shitty repair shack instead of sending your device to Apple themself? I had nothing but bad experiences with 3rd party repair shops and nothing but good experiences with repairs from Apple themself.

Is the price those repair shops charge that much lower that is warrants the headaches?
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Reply #58 on: June 22, 2014, 11:14:17 PM

Even more serious answer than Nerfs, why the hell go to some shitty repair shack instead of sending your device to Apple themself? I had nothing but bad experiences with 3rd party repair shops and nothing but good experiences with repairs from Apple themself.

Is the price those repair shops charge that much lower that is warrants the headaches?

Probably.  Isn't everything from Apple ridiculously overpriced?
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Reply #59 on: June 23, 2014, 12:35:57 AM

We already know he makes poor purchasing decisions, this started with him owning an iPad.

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Reply #60 on: June 25, 2014, 10:06:37 AM

Hey, he needed something for his Hearthstone addiction whilst on the shitter.

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Reply #61 on: June 29, 2014, 08:43:29 AM

Hey, he needed something for his Hearthstone addiction whilst on the shitter.
At least he's playing Hearthstone where it belongs.

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Reply #62 on: July 07, 2014, 02:54:40 AM

 awesome, for real

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Reply #63 on: July 16, 2014, 11:16:24 AM

What is the street address of the location you visited?

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Reply #64 on: July 21, 2014, 06:48:25 AM

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Reply #65 on: July 22, 2014, 02:33:44 PM

Update:

No update. I've called the guy back twice now, after he said he'd call me back. He believed an iPad v1 or v2 would be a viable replacement for an iPad Mini Retina.

I'm pretty close to BBB'ing his shit.
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Reply #66 on: July 22, 2014, 10:58:25 PM

How did you pay?

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Reply #67 on: July 22, 2014, 10:59:12 PM

God damn cash.
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