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Reply #700 on: July 08, 2014, 01:42:35 PM

You know if I'm a German fan in Brazil right now I'm very quietly heading to my hotel, locking the door, barricading it, then celebrating all out...

To be honest, with all the talk there has been of potential rioting with a Brazil loss in this tournament...this is probably the safest way for them to lose.  If they get absolutely crushed, I think there will be more of a depressed melancholy from the people.  This beating might just take the emotion out of them.  

This.

While I feel bad for Brazil, I am relieved that their tournament will end in a way that will hopefully not lead to mass hysteria.

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Reply #701 on: July 08, 2014, 01:43:42 PM

Brazil: Ready to play?
Germany: I don't want to play football, let's recreate the Mr. Hands video
Brazil: Ok! I'll be Mr. Hands, you can be the horse.


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Reply #702 on: July 08, 2014, 01:45:21 PM

The only thing that would make me happier now would be seeing Hummels break Fernandinhos leg for shits and giggles, then say to him "that's how you tackle bitch".

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Reply #703 on: July 08, 2014, 01:49:00 PM

Well, that just happened.
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Reply #704 on: July 08, 2014, 01:50:20 PM

The only thing that would make me happier now would be seeing Hummels break Fernandinhos leg for shits and giggles, then say to him "that's how you tackle bitch".

Now that you mention it, were I the German trainer I would seriously think about getting a couple of my key guys off the pitch shortly into the second half.  I can just see a brute like David Luiz going after Mueller with two legs or some shit like that.  A few of those guys have got to be pissed.

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Reply #705 on: July 08, 2014, 02:01:37 PM

"Brazil has not given up more then five goals total in any world cup tournament since 1998"

 ACK!

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Reply #706 on: July 08, 2014, 02:11:46 PM

Germany has definitely taken their foot off the Gas so far this half. Brilliant goalkeeping by the German goalie.

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Reply #707 on: July 08, 2014, 02:15:43 PM

Yeah, Neuer (spelling?) is great.  Brazil could easily have a couple goals right now.

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Reply #708 on: July 08, 2014, 02:17:10 PM

But you know who is not great?  Fred.  I don't know why the keep playing that douche.  I mention it only because of that sorry ass finish he just made.

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Reply #709 on: July 08, 2014, 02:18:49 PM

But you know who is not great?  Fred.  I don't know why the keep playing that douche.  I mention it only because of that sorry ass finish he just made.

As Steve McManaman said on the air "it is easy when there is a guy on the bench who is even worse."

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Reply #710 on: July 08, 2014, 02:25:25 PM

Oh dear
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Reply #711 on: July 08, 2014, 02:27:07 PM

And that's the nail in the coffin.

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Reply #712 on: July 08, 2014, 02:27:28 PM

Sheesh, took them long enough to get number 6  Ohhhhh, I see.

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Reply #713 on: July 08, 2014, 02:29:10 PM

Just shows you what a crap team Germany is.  why so serious?

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Reply #715 on: July 08, 2014, 02:31:31 PM

Mourinho looks like a genius selling off Luiz before the WC.

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Reply #716 on: July 08, 2014, 02:32:19 PM

I wasn't able to watch the game due to appointments. Has anything interesting happened yet?  why so serious?
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Reply #717 on: July 08, 2014, 02:35:34 PM

Well, my prediciton of David Luiz wanting to murder Mueller almost just played out.

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Reply #718 on: July 08, 2014, 02:35:44 PM

Just a 7 goal game

 Ohhhhh, I see.

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Reply #719 on: July 08, 2014, 02:36:36 PM

... and that 7th goal was beautiful.  What a strike.

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Reply #720 on: July 08, 2014, 02:36:58 PM

God damn.  That was also a nice goal.

This must be a historic ass kicking now.

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Reply #721 on: July 08, 2014, 02:37:12 PM

I went back to work at half.  awesome, for real

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Reply #722 on: July 08, 2014, 02:42:53 PM

German fans are now singing the German national anthem in the stadium. This won't end well...
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Reply #723 on: July 08, 2014, 02:45:22 PM

Hey, at least it's a football score.



Kinda.

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Reply #724 on: July 08, 2014, 02:46:31 PM

Rams v. Browns

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Reply #725 on: July 08, 2014, 02:47:52 PM

Aww they scored.

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Reply #726 on: July 08, 2014, 02:49:40 PM

So looking towards the final...with the way the Germany team plays a team like Brazil, I think they would smash Argentina pretty good as well.  Argentina has more bright spots on offense, but they have looked shakey overall.  I think only Netherlands can make it a good final.

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Reply #727 on: July 08, 2014, 02:50:06 PM

Well at least Brazil didn't get shut out  DRILLING AND MANLINESS

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Reply #728 on: July 08, 2014, 02:51:49 PM

Worst Brazil team in modern history, playing the worst type of football. Scolari better step down or be ousted.

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Reply #729 on: July 08, 2014, 02:53:29 PM


Hic sunt dracones.
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Reply #730 on: July 08, 2014, 02:59:57 PM


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Reply #731 on: July 08, 2014, 03:07:59 PM


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Reply #732 on: July 08, 2014, 03:25:16 PM

I'm here for links to riot pictures.
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Reply #733 on: July 08, 2014, 03:25:58 PM

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Reply #734 on: July 08, 2014, 03:26:36 PM

That was some Skaven vs. Halflings shit right there.

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