Surlyboi
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I've been to three superbowls in the last decade, I've always flown in and out either the day before and out on Sunday or in and out the same day. The week-long tourist shit here is fucking ridiculous. Between New Yorkers giving precisely zero fucks about an event that usually takes over a city and the NFL being butthurt by its inability to shut the whole town down, we probably won't be seeing a Superbowl here ever again.
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Under 15 hours to go. Hope I can sleep at least some of that, but I am about to start pacing around my house already. Any posts you see from me between now and Monday morning will almost assuredly be extremely alcohol-fueled, so I apologize in advance  |
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Cyrrex
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Just be glad that you are in a decent time zone. I am facing the prospect of watching it with a nominal start time of 30 minutes past midnight. And then regardless of outcome, I would not be able to sleep afterwards. So I face the prospect of a virtual all-nighter, or recording the thing and watching tomorrow afternoon (with high risk of spoilerage). I don't know what to do.
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sickrubik
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Holy Shit. It's here. Yeah, I kept waking up through the night. But the food's been prepped, and the beer has been picked out. Now all is left is waiting.
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Jimbo
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It will be an amazing and awesome game. I'm working and we are bringing food, so that means every dip-shit with a month to years old complaint will come in...even if we try and keep the tv on the game, the patients will be like "i hate football, we are watching crazy shit on tv."
I thinking Seattle with the awesome defense can pull it off. I'll probably get to watch hi-lights from the game around 0300 if lucky.
I'm just hoping no one does a self inflicted tracheostomy to themselves again or they decide to have a brick fight again.
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Chimpy
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The jingoism of FOX annoys the hell out of me.
Also, as I said before I pick Denver to win though I like the seachickens better.
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'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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Mithas
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Let's go! Favorite day of the year. Good luck to any fans that have a rooting interest.
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Surlyboi
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The parkway in Secacus is a shitshow. Maybe the NFL pissed off Christie. I'm glad I gave my tickets to my nephew.
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« Last Edit: February 02, 2014, 03:42:53 PM by Surlyboi »
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Fabricated
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~Living the Dream~
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RIP anyone who bet on this game. Seahawks walking away with it.
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"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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Mithas
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Is it too early to call this game over?
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Nevermore
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Someone better check on Sickrubik...
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Over and out.
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Wow... just wow. Denver just doesn't seem to be working on offense. They look frozen for a second before they do anything. Astounding.
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Mattemeo
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Oh yeah, the Super Bowl's on. I wonder who's doing the half-time gig?
Oh. It's Bruno Mars.
Bruno.
Fucking.
Mars.
How many barrels had to be scraped before they settled on him?
Didn't they have Prince on a few years ago? Wtf happened?
[EDIT] Christ, now someone's defrosted the fucking Chili Peppers. Not sure could be more awful.
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Merusk
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Didn't they have Prince on a few years ago? Wtf happened?
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Surlyboi
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That said, it wasn't a bad show.
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Chimpy
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Harvin made it all the way down the field without getting a hangnail!
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'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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Rasix
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It was fine as far as halftime shows go. This game, however...
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Surlyboi
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They made a statement though. Where the fuck was Denver's special teams?
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Tannhauser
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My god, the beatings continue!
Oh and who the fuck is Bruno Mars. His third song was decent, but I switched to the Puppy Bowl when those old hacks Red Hot Chili Peppers came on.
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Fabricated
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Go to bed and save yourselves from watching this really depressing game.
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"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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sickrubik
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Yeah, so the game is not going at ALL how I thought. However, several people have texted me that I don't talk to often to rub it in. Good job people.
Seattle: Amazing win. We did all we could to help you win too. As always, stupid mistakes plague the Broncos, on top of that, Seattle was CLICKING on defense. Props.
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« Last Edit: February 02, 2014, 06:03:16 PM by sickrubik »
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beer geek.
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Nevermore
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Are the Broncos aware that this is the Super Bowl, not some pre - season game?
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Over and out.
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sickrubik
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I have no idea. Such terrible play. From the gun, it's been horrid. I can't decide if I'm angry or depressed or both.
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beer geek.
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Paelos
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Defense matters a ton in the NFL, and Denver just couldn't deal with Seattle's D or play any functional version themselves.
I picked Seattle because I'm a defense first guy, but I'm shocked Denver didn't even show up from the go.
EDIT: Also, the hat was an omen for sickrubik.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Mithas
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I really dislike the "defense wins championships" cliche but it was true this year.
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Tannhauser
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Huh. The #1 defense in the league will win the Super Bowl. Go figure.
Broncos sucked hard in this game, played terribly. But give credit to the Seahawks, that defense is smothering and their offense seemed really sharp as well.
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Mithas
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Who wins MVP in this game? Seattle's offense was good, but not great. They didn't need to be.
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Ginaz
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Oh yeah, the Super Bowl's on. I wonder who's doing the half-time gig?
Oh. It's Bruno Mars.
Bruno.
Fucking.
Mars.
How many barrels had to be scraped before they settled on him?
Didn't they have Prince on a few years ago? Wtf happened?
[EDIT] Christ, now someone's defrosted the fucking Chili Peppers. Not sure could be more awful.
Could be worse. We could have Up With People again or...even worse...The Black Eyed Peas.  |
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Can I change my pick?
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Paelos
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This is the worst ass-kicking in the salary cap era, replacing the Tampa buttkicking of Oakland in 03.
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Abagadro
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I think it is clear that next year's half-time show needs to be Hooray for Everything.
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"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
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Mithas
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I'm not a fan of Bruno Mars, but it really was a decent show. It beats The Who any day.
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Surlyboi
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Next year's halftime show needs to be Lorde getting mooned by Bieber.
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Chimpy
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The game being a rout is good in one way: I get to change the channel to PBS to watch Sherlock without needing to worry about missing the end of the game.  |
'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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Nevermore
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Does Fox really need to be bringing back 24? Really?
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Over and out.
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