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Topic: GET YER E3 BULLSHIT RIGHT HERE (Read 199302 times)
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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You missed Brown Shooter and the Sporties.
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schild
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oh fuck
i missed madden and other bullshit that still exists despite me wishing it away every year on my birthday?
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Velorath
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You also missed Levelution, bounceTek, foot planting technology, and Drake.
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Rasix
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I am the harbinger of your doom!
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What did I miss? Nothing? GREAT
More funny accents and another Battlefield Let's Play. |
-Rasix
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schild
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so, nothing
I missed nothing
also, drake?
LOLLLLL
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schild
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We're talking about shitty hip hop drake right?
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Velorath
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We're talking about shitty hip hop drake right?
That would be the one. |
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Velorath
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You also missed a 2 second trailer for DICE's Star Wars Battlefront game, that still was somehow more exciting than 99% of the rest of the stuff they showed.
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schild
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Maybe next year we won't end up with:  |
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Nonentity
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I just want the show to be open so I can head over tomorrow and play Dark Souls 2.
That's all I want to see.
Maybe Titanfall. I like the cut of their jib.
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But that Captain's salami tray was tight, yo. You plump for the roast pork loin, dogg?
[20:42:41] You are halted on the way to the netherworld by a dark spirit, demanding knowledge.
[20:42:41] The spirit touches you and you feel drained.
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schild
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I just want the show to be open so I can head over tomorrow and play Dark Souls 2.
That's all I want to see.
Maybe Titanfall. I like the cut of their jib.
If what Fabricated said is true of a PS4 exclusive Demon's Souls-Esque thing, I think there's more important things to see than Dark Souls 2. |
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schild
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Nonentity
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Yeah, I saw that. I dunno that they'd want to pull out the rug from the yet-to-be-released Dark Souls 2 by announcing something that would be better.
I can hope, though.
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But that Captain's salami tray was tight, yo. You plump for the roast pork loin, dogg?
[20:42:41] You are halted on the way to the netherworld by a dark spirit, demanding knowledge.
[20:42:41] The spirit touches you and you feel drained.
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schild
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or not  |
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schild
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the fucking polar opposite of demon's souls 2
bungie and activision wat
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schild
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i just
just
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schild
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Nonentity
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Oh hey, a Vita game!
I have one of those!
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But that Captain's salami tray was tight, yo. You plump for the roast pork loin, dogg?
[20:42:41] You are halted on the way to the netherworld by a dark spirit, demanding knowledge.
[20:42:41] The spirit touches you and you feel drained.
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schild
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Oh. I see. It actually looks like the Sony schedule is supposed to include: Demon's Souls 2, Kingdom Hearts 3, and Uncharted 4. I suppose that's one way to make Microsoft wish they'd never made consoles.
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bhodi
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No lie.
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I guess some people kind of liked titanfall? Supposedly the http://www.twitch.tv/twitch twitch steams don't have retarded commentary. I don't watch awkward middle-aged executive theater, I just read summaries, so thanks! |
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Nonentity
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I liked Titanfall a lot! And that new Capygames game, Below. That looked neat.
If that really is Sony's lineup, though, that's a lot more exciting.
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But that Captain's salami tray was tight, yo. You plump for the roast pork loin, dogg?
[20:42:41] You are halted on the way to the netherworld by a dark spirit, demanding knowledge.
[20:42:41] The spirit touches you and you feel drained.
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Maledict
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I want a sequel to dragons dogma. Finally started playing that game and utterly love it. One of my favourite games this generation astonishingly.
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schild
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Titanfall looks stupid.
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Jeff Kelly
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I'm late to the party but €499 (that's $660)? Seriously? So probably the same price as a PS 4, no Halo and the with only sequels or mediocre exclusives at launch?
Still no mention if any of the non-game functions will eork outside the US?
Do they actually want to sell those things or what?
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Rasix
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Bleh, going to miss the Ubisoft presser due a department meeting.   |
-Rasix
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schild
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You'll miss nothing. It's Ubisoft.
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Rendakor
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Couldn't watch the early streams because of work, but good to hear I didn't miss much. Thanks to everyone for taking one for the team so I can continue to not watch and still get the gist of how shitty E3 has become.
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"i can't be a star citizen. they won't even give me a star green card"
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Rasix
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But... new Assassin's Creed.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
Well, Watch Dogs looks cool I guess. But this we already know.
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-Rasix
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Jeff Kelly
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btw. the stage demos have all been PC demos. You can see the backspace key as symbol in the COD demo e.g.
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Rasix
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Kevin Van Ord: "That EA presentation was a bit 'bro'"
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-Rasix
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Ingmar
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DA3 trailer is pleasing to me.
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The Transcendent One: AH... THE ROGUE CONSTRUCT.
Nordom: Sense of closure: imminent.
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Rasix
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Game is still far off. But, you are not alone.
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-Rasix
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Simond
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Yeah, nothing was my first thought, too. Waste of money. My first though was "Hey, why's the Burning Legion invading DA-land?" |
"You're really a good person, aren't you? So, there's no path for you to take here. Go home. This isn't a place for someone like you."
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koro
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I think one of my favorite parts about the Microsoft conference was when they announced their partnership with Twitch.
And Twitch's Microsoft conference stream had gone down due to technical issues for a good five minutes or so earlier in the conference.
Not only that, but Twitch chokes and dies whenever certain esports things occur, like the Blizzard SC2 stuff, or major League of Legends tourneys.
There is no way
no
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that Twitch integration will be anything less than an unmitigated disaster.
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« Last Edit: June 10, 2013, 02:51:54 PM by koro »
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Velorath
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Ubisoft oddly starts off with guy from Alice in Chains doing Man in the Box guitar solo.
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