GET YER E3 BULLSHIT RIGHT HERE

[Velorath]

Usually when I decide not to buy a console I know I'm missing out on at least some good stuff. Here though the decision is so easy.

Dead Rising 3 is the one thing I might have missed, so thanks to them for turning it into a game I can safely ignore.

I wouldn't be surprised to see it end up on the PC later anyway.

[Rasix]

It always does and for like $10-$20 less.

If it has some sort of infinite mode that doesn't suck, I'll pick it up.  Otherwise, no, I'll skip until a Steam sale.  The new protagonist is the worst so far.  Game looked way to brown (har har), and the controls looked really bad even for a Dead Rising game.

[Hawkbit]

The Ubisoft presentation should show Watch Dogs, right?  That should be worth watching for, if nothing else.

[Hoax]

$500? Someone should let them know I can build a pc sans monitor for $500 these days. Best part is. $500 and 500 EU bucks, same thing right? How much money will that thing cost in Australia?

PS4 will cost more.

I would totally be spazzing out excited for mech tribes of duty on my pc if it wasn't a console game. But it is so somehow core gameplay will be compromised so people can play it in 60fps (lol) with their thumbstick aiming and 8 buttons or whatever.

Did they say the second guy who came on stage was playing live? There is zero fucking chance of that. Also that "gameplay" looked so floaty both the movement and aiming. Fucking consoles.

[Draegan]

I skipped to the end of this thread, what did I miss?

[Shannow]

Everyone sucks. The end.

[luckton]

I skipped to the end of this thread, what did I miss?

$499 for an overpriced, glorified PC that wants to charge you monthly to use web and other services you could get elsewhere without such fees.

Pass.

[jakonovski]

I feel there is one important innovation: f2p games that you need a Gold account to play.

[Velorath]

I skipped to the end of this thread, what did I miss?

The most succinct example of why I think Kojima is a hack. They constantly had the MGS5 gameplay doing some weird fast forward, sped up thing, because who wants to see that shit? Gameplay is just what we slog through to get to the cutscenes filled with Kojima's awesome writing right?

[Velorath]

Also now that I think about it "Just let it happen, it'll be over soon" should have been MS's slogan for this conference.

[Fabricated]

[jakonovski]

Insert pic of Geoff Keighley here.

[Nightblade]

wat

i am dreaming

fuck
kill me now

please i want to get off

[Draegan]

MGS5? People still want to play that game? Isn't that shit like 20 years old now?

[Fabricated]

Man, I bet Kojima so wants to just not make any more MGS titles because he got to tell the story he wanted to (you can kinda tell Kojima enjoyed indulging his walls-of-text writing style in MGS4, which pretty definitively wraps the whole 80+ year Metal Gear arc up), but it's the only thing anyone knows him for now because people are fucking philistines who don't remember Zone of the Enders.

[01101010]

Well what could be better? More calories for a more sedentary lifestyle. Makes perfect sense.

[Trippy]

This of course means the PS4 is gonna be like $600, but whatever.

I see them going for the throat and selling it at $300-$400 this gen. They're already making licensing dollars for Blu-Ray off Microsoft for every single XBox One sold/made.

Too bad Sony is hemorrhaging money like it's going out of style. MS, on the other hand, has more money than it knows what to do with.

[koro]

Well what could be better? More calories for a more sedentary lifestyle. Makes perfect sense.

There was a little pamphlet advertising this in the cupholder of every seat at the Microsoft keynote.

[MrHat]

I kinda thought that Sunshine Overdrive game looked neat.

[jakonovski]

I kinda thought that Sunshine Overdrive game looked neat.

To me it seemed impossibly generic.

[01101010]

Pre-orders are now up on Amazon.   

[Fabricated]

Incidentially there's a new (likely final) revision of the 360. $200 for a 4GB version+Kinect and $300 of your earth dollars for a 250GB model without it.

lol, 2013 and 6-7 years into the console's life and still $300 for a usable model.

[Velorath]

EA kicking off their conference with Plants vs. Zombies.

[Sky]

Battlefield 5: Plants vs Zombies

[Sky]

Does nobody in the gaming industry know how to speak to a crowd without sounding awkward?

[Goreschach]

This actually could have been interesting if they'd had the balls to play it 100% serious with a MW satire.

[Velorath]

Announcement of Peggle 2 but no footage. And here comes that damn mech game again.

[koro]

So Plants vs. Zombies Dungeon Defenders clone. Meh.

[Fabricated]

So Plants vs. Zombies Dungeon Defenders clone. Meh.

Well at least they don't have a creepy misogynist at the helm of it unlike Dungeon Defenders.

[Rasix]

Why do I hear random assholes talking in the background? Great job, guys.

Also, GET ON WITH IT.

edit:  God, the guy doing the gamespot stream keeps talking and clearing his throat.  Time to find another stream.

[Sky]

I thought those voices were in my head.

[Sky]

I'm ok with that teaser.

[Rasix]

Ohh god.  This guy and his fucking accent again.

[Velorath]

Need for Speed needs a fucking rest.

[Sky]

Another game screwing up the verisimilitude with icons