Nextbox infinity anticipation station

[Fabricated]

Streaming from Xbox.com May 21st, 10am PDT.

Time to get excited for buzzword bingo and the great videogame crash of 2015!

What 2 minutes of careless googling tells us so far:
-PC type architecture supposedly like the PS4
-Will be $499 or $299 with a 2 year Xbox Live contract (i.e. $540)
-Butts

[HaemishM]

-Butts

As in "I like big..."

[Sky]

[HaemishM]

I have a feeling our witty rejoinders in this thread will be more entertaining than whatever comes out of the press conference.

[schild]

I think he actually just meant "- butts" and nothing else.

[Fabricated]

I eagerly await "The social" gaming experience of the next gen.

[HaemishM]

Every time you die, the XBox 720 will Tweet that picture of your junk stolen from your phone.

[UnSub]

Every time you die, the XBox 720 will Tweet that picture of your junk stolen from your phone.

Included in the EXIF information of that photo will be your home address geo-location. This feature can not be disabled for "security reasons".

[Fabricated]

I hope the Pizza Hut app shows up. It can be generation Y's /pizza.

[apocrypha]

If it does turn out to be called Xbox Infinity can we call it Xbox oO ?

[Fabricated]

Whatever the name is, I'm guessing it'll have to be an "Xbox <word>" thing rather than a number. The WiiU's troubles with its name and brand confusion are kind of a warning not to make it too similar when you aren't going by a strict numbering scheme like the PS2-3-4.

[Sky]

Maybe they can use big cat breeds.

[MrHat]

Glad to see it's at least being streamed by the source:

http://www.xbox.com/en-US/hub/reveal

Won't have to deal with a live blog.

[Fabricated]

Maybe they can use big cat breeds.

I wish we had a real brand marketer here. I'm actually kinda interested in the psychology behind it.

That makes me curious now; what does everyone here call the Xbox 360 when they speak about it in their everyday lives?

The two I hear are just "Xbox" or "360". Most all of my friends and acquaintances call it the 360, but I hear media refer to it almost exclusively as "Xbox".

[Phred]

Whatever the name is, I'm guessing it'll have to be an "Xbox <word>" thing rather than a number. The WiiU's troubles with its name and brand confusion are kind of a warning not to make it too similar when you aren't going by a strict numbering scheme like the PS2-3-4.

XBox Millenium. It's worked for Microsoft before.

[Fabricated]

Whatever the name is, I'm guessing it'll have to be an "Xbox <word>" thing rather than a number. The WiiU's troubles with its name and brand confusion are kind of a warning not to make it too similar when you aren't going by a strict numbering scheme like the PS2-3-4.

XBox Millenium.

"The Next Xbox". :P

[Fabricated]

But yeah, 4 minutes to go. Oh boy.

Beats doing actual work I guess.

[schild]

link i guess plz

Found it.

[schild]

I want to see what Future Shit looks like.

[Trippy]

http://www.xbox.com/en-US/hub/reveal

[schild]

They should've paid for the rights to the new Daft Punk album instead of this generic ambient crap.

[schild]

already sucks

[MrHat]

Relationships with televisions!

[schild]

Don Mattrick has the charisma of a pile of dead dogs.

[MrHat]

Seriously.

This is so bad.

Quietest crowd ever.

[Fabricated]

Everyone who had a beard in that opening montage shouldn't have one and everyone who should didn't.

[schild]

Has Don gotten plastic surgery on his brows? Or is he just a goon?

[schild]

xbox one

really

[schild]

CLOUD POWERED

EVERYONE DRINK

[schild]

wwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

a black box

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


THE FUTURE


WOOOOOOOOOOO

why am i watching this

[MrHat]

Hah.

All in One in separate pieces.

[schild]

get ready everyone this is about to get shitty

[schild]

more excited about today's hex update

[schild]

YUP. They are incapable of making just a fucking game machine.

I hope Valve murders them.

[Fabricated]

AW YEAH, LISTENING TO DUBSTEP ON MY XBOX ONE