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Pagz
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I AM GOING TO WRESTLE THIS BEAR WITH MY BARE HANDS!


on: May 13, 2013, 01:43:00 PM

« Last Edit: May 26, 2013, 06:54:14 AM by Pagz »
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Reply #1 on: May 13, 2013, 02:01:20 PM


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Reply #2 on: May 14, 2013, 08:22:44 AM

My money says Haemish dies first.

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Reply #3 on: May 14, 2013, 11:21:46 AM

Throw me in there if you aren't wiped out by then!

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Reply #4 on: May 14, 2013, 11:23:02 AM

All are dead already!

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Reply #5 on: May 14, 2013, 11:32:44 AM

I can't read this interface. It's why I don't play.

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Reply #6 on: May 14, 2013, 11:41:50 AM



Plant yourself like a tree
Haven't you noticed? We've been sharing our culture with you all morning.
I don't really mind how much you love me
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Reply #7 on: May 14, 2013, 01:29:32 PM

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Reply #8 on: May 14, 2013, 05:38:23 PM

Christ, its been a couple years since I bothered playing.  Obviously he's added some new shit in with the Mansquito's and what not...

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Reply #9 on: May 14, 2013, 07:27:27 PM

Bah Schild died first. We should have seen that coming. He probably went outside to get the zombies to sign up for the Hex Kickstarter.

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Reply #10 on: May 15, 2013, 11:08:13 AM

Militia Commander? Oh yeah, this is gonna end well!

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Reply #11 on: May 15, 2013, 01:53:41 PM

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Reply #12 on: May 15, 2013, 02:16:40 PM

The oddest thing in those screenshots must be "The Sperm Whale Man Corpse attacks a Magpie Man, but he jumps away!"

The corpse did what now?

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Reply #13 on: May 15, 2013, 02:29:54 PM

Bah Schild died first. We should have seen that coming. He probably went outside to get the zombies to sign up for the Hex Kickstarter.

 awesome, for real

I hope this goes the distance, I love a good Dwarf Fortress thread.

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Reply #14 on: May 15, 2013, 11:29:03 PM

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Reply #15 on: May 15, 2013, 11:38:43 PM

Trippy and Samwise are so cute together.
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Reply #16 on: May 16, 2013, 12:56:13 AM

When I turn up I'd better be hauling lots of food for you bastards.

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Reply #17 on: May 16, 2013, 03:42:40 AM

So many changes since I last looked and yet it still looks like utter shit.  You could forgive it when it was basic, but not so much anymore.  When's Stonehearth out ?

(Though please keep this up, I do enjoy reading it)

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Reply #18 on: May 16, 2013, 08:34:25 AM

I don't know that I enjoy being RK47's wife. That probably means I'm some sort of prepubescent Japanese schoolgirl with huge knockers.

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Reply #19 on: May 16, 2013, 09:24:34 AM

I don't know that I enjoy being RK47's wife. That probably means I'm some sort of prepubescent Japanese schoolgirl with huge knockers.

That's how I've always imagined you!

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Reply #20 on: May 16, 2013, 03:28:52 PM

I don't know that I enjoy being RK47's wife. That probably means I'm some sort of prepubescent Japanese schoolgirl with huge knockers.
And tentacles growing out of your crotch everywhere!

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Reply #21 on: May 17, 2013, 01:04:02 PM

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Reply #22 on: May 17, 2013, 03:12:45 PM

Happy Mothers Day to me!

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Reply #23 on: May 18, 2013, 12:45:01 AM

I'm a Militia captain?? This should end well.

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Reply #24 on: May 22, 2013, 05:48:55 AM

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Reply #25 on: May 22, 2013, 06:47:44 AM

I'm thinking that the game designer watched a wildlife documentary one night and thought 'you know what would make my game even better, zombie versions of all those animals I just saw'.

Torchfatal sounds dreadful, I can see why people are flocking to it in droves.

Also, well done Merusk with the punching of the giant beetle titan in the brain.

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Reply #26 on: May 22, 2013, 10:53:24 AM

You know I'm a good militia commander because you never see me in the action.

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Reply #27 on: May 22, 2013, 10:59:33 AM

I'm a Militia captain?? This should end well.

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Reply #28 on: May 22, 2013, 11:22:38 AM

Signe withdrawing from society to work on something secret seems reasonable.  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #29 on: May 22, 2013, 12:19:57 PM

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Reply #30 on: May 22, 2013, 12:49:33 PM

This game is shockingly accurate. Xanthippe would haunt your ass, and rk47 would make an engraving of a terrified Schild surrounded by slugs.

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Reply #31 on: May 24, 2013, 05:51:31 AM

You know I'm a good militia commander because you never see me in the action.

"What's that noise? Sir T, take some men and check it out!.

Yes, I would "happily"  get pushed out the door and locked out head out and sacrifice myself on the fedid, slime covered wastes to protect you ungrateful bastards. I hope you at least have the decently to carve a 1 inch statue in my honour, cunts.

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Reply #32 on: May 24, 2013, 06:15:50 AM

Is The Giant Louse a friend or a foe? It's so hard to tell in the swamps of perpetual slime and misery.

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Reply #33 on: May 25, 2013, 11:09:44 AM

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Reply #34 on: May 25, 2013, 12:33:45 PM

Wow, you can start in earlier ages now?  I remember when you created a new world it would run through a long timeline of the different ages as it formed your world.  You can start at the beginning now!?

Also, that seems like a rather short 'age'.   awesome, for real

How come my name is red?  I'm a militia captain (Thanks Obama!), but not green colored like the others.

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