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Shannow
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on: March 27, 2013, 01:38:25 PM

Oh dear god the red band trailer.. DRILLING AND MANLINESS DRILLING AND MANLINESS DRILLING AND MANLINESS

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Who would've thunk, Michael Bay?

ps Sorry for no youtube , it wanted you to login so fuck that shit.

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Reply #1 on: March 27, 2013, 01:45:05 PM

I really want to see this.  It looks great.  Plus the Rock and Marky Mark!
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Reply #2 on: March 27, 2013, 01:51:04 PM

Goddamnit, how dare Michael Bay make a movie that looks like fun.

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Reply #3 on: March 27, 2013, 01:56:40 PM

Even when he's making a movie in the spirit of Elmore Leonard, he still manages to slip in a Baysplosion.  awesome, for real

Over and out.
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Reply #4 on: March 27, 2013, 02:01:13 PM

Oh lawd, this looks like a laugh.

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Reply #5 on: March 27, 2013, 03:45:42 PM

Why is everyone sooo swollen?!   why so serious?

I am game for this.

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Reply #6 on: March 28, 2013, 06:39:57 AM

This looks great.

Have you tried the internet? It's made out of millions of people missing the point of everything and then getting angry about it
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Reply #7 on: August 21, 2013, 01:43:08 PM

Oh lawd, this looks like a laugh.

I want to retract this; I couldn't hack more than 20-30 minutes of this film; it is painfully bad and has no redeeming features. What could have been a goofy light-hearted story about incompetent crooks is actually just a crash course in bad acting and weird characterisation.

Thankfully I wasn't paying to see this.

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Reply #8 on: August 21, 2013, 02:17:08 PM

I liked it, but it is neither a normal Bay movie or a buddy comedy.
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Reply #9 on: August 21, 2013, 02:22:36 PM

Wow, I didn't even twig that Michael Bay directed this, although I guess I can see the poor attempt at reinventing Bad Boys underneath it all now that I know. Sadly the leads have none of the effortless chemistry that Smith and Lawrence had.

I can't be sure whether there are Baysplosions in this film, I didn't make it far enough to see any, if they're there.

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Reply #10 on: August 21, 2013, 10:56:19 PM

For those interested, the true story behind "Pain and Gain" can be read here:

http://www.miaminewtimes.com/1999-12-23/news/pain-gain/full/

It's long like a Vanity Fair article, but I found the story pretty engaging (as well as horrifying).

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