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Cyrrex
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As much as I hate to say it, if there is anyone that can get something useful out of Tebow, it is Bill. He may also be the one person who can convince Tebow to play TE. I wouldn't be surprised if by this time next year we were talking about 5+ touchdown-catching TE Tebow. That's not a prediction, it just wouldn't surprise me.
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Tannhauser
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That's the most likely scenario to me. Jason Witten is revered in Dallas, why not Tebow in NE?
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Segoris
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Did they fire Mallet? Because he would be a better backup QB anyway. It makes no sense to have another SEC guy in the wings just cause.
They released Mike Kafka and kept Ryan Mallet. Currently, Tebow is #3 on the depth chart I must admit, I preferred slow/no NFL news to having so many stories about someone so irrelevant. Congrats to the most talked about practice squad QB, he seriously landed a sweet gig. He is a practice tool for teams to learn how to defend against mobile QBs but he's on a team which will only face 1 mobile QB this season. I'm fairly certain that my place kicker in Super Tecmo Bowl 3 will get more field time then Tebow gets practice time this year |
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HaemishM
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Josh McDaniels is the biggest nuthugger idiot in the league. He is absolutely worthless to have in an organization. If he pushed for Tebow, I hope Belicheat eventually pushes him off a cliff.
I just wanted this repeated because fuck Josh McDaniels. He is a twat of the highest order and he's still getting the joke on us with Tebow stories in the news how many years later? Tebow would be a great weapon as a TE/WR/HB decoy who could take a snap directly and be something of a danger to throw or just run the ball. I think he'd be a great pass catcher in the flats. The fact that no coach has sat the kid down and said "You are a dumpster fire as a QB and if you don't accept this role I have for you, you can go back to preaching to elementary school kids about the virtues of abstinence in some podunk shithole for the rest of your fucking life" and then actually backed it up is a tragedy. Assholes like Skip Bayless who continually fellate him and make him think he can play QB in the NFL should be forced to pay his fucking salary. |
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sickrubik
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Timmy's deal has no guaranteed money. Unless something magical happens (including him finding it in himself to convert to TE), I bet he doesn't even make the roster.
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Paelos
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Timmy's deal has no guaranteed money. Unless something magical happens (including him finding it in himself to convert to TE), I bet he doesn't even make the roster.
They don't really have any use for him as a scout guy because I don't think they play many teams with mobile QBs. I doubt he'll take the field for more than 10 plays if he does make the roster. |
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I bet he will, even if it's just for the fan draw.
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Paelos
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Yeah the Patriots are having a tough time getting people to pay attention to them.
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Ingmar
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Tebow fans are more trouble than they're worth, too.
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sickrubik
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Yeah the Patriots are having a tough time getting people to pay attention to them.
Yeah, such a small market team. I mean, how many games do they get televised a year? Maybe 1? |
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El Gallo
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They don't really have any use for him as a scout guy because I don't think they play many teams with mobile QBs. The Bills when EJ takes the reins and leads Canamerica's team to the top! |
This post makes me want to squeeze into my badass red jeans.
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sickrubik
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Don't underestimate the power of God. Rememeber, Broncos fan here. I remember. |
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I'm sure you're "Tebowing" right now.  |
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sickrubik
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beer geek.
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sickrubik
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Paelos
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Tebow works in mysterious ways.
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sickrubik
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Tebow works in mysterious ways.
That TE depth charter is looking preeeeetty shallow at the moment. |
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Cyrrex
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I am going to amend my "Tim Tebow, 5 TDs" semi-prediction from a page or two ago. Clearly now he can catch 10 TDs.
With this Hernandez thing and Gronk's injury problems likely ruining his career...I mean, it seems pretty clear to me that God must also be a Tebow fan.
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Tannhauser
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Look Tebow, god killed a man to open up a spot for you at tight end. Do His will.
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sickrubik
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HaemishM
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Fuck the Patriots. Let Tommy Goodhair throw TD's to the practice squad.
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sickrubik
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Fuck the Patriots. Let Tommy Goodhair throw TD's to the practice squad.
And knowing how "plug and play" works for the Patriots, that'll be somehow 55 TDs this season. |
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HaemishM
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What I really want is for Brady to suffer a season-ending vagina sprain, have their backup get injured as well so that they are forced to start Tebow at QB.
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Paelos
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What I really want is for Brady to suffer a season-ending vagina sprain, have their backup get injured as well so that they are forced to start Tebow at QB.
I've given up hating Brady. He's not winning another Super Bowl any time soon, so it's not worth my time. That team has abandoned defense for so long, I don't really think they have a chance again short of cheating. |
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HaemishM
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Honestly, I don't hate Brady. But I'm damn sick of Hobo Bill.
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Paelos
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Honestly, I don't hate Brady. But I'm damn sick of Hobo Bill.
I hope Tebow smites him with his sword of righteousness! |
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sickrubik
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Paelos
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He's going to prison. The case looks really REALLY bad on paper, and several sources coming out of Florida that are good friends with the local radio hacks here said in the past, "They were hoping this guy left Florida before he exploded. He is not a good dude."
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HaemishM
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Damn!  When this story first broke, I was kind of  but now it's starting to sound like dude is just a fucking trainwreck that finally happened.  |
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To paraphrase someone on Twitter- I can't wait until he pins this on his buddies, finds God, and start starts doing annoying fucking dances when he is introduced at home games. Pats obviously know something everyone else doesn't yet to release him though. I would be very surprised if they would have dumped him over an obstruction arraignment. |
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HaemishM
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Yeah, the Pats aren't going to release a guy who can still play unless he fucking killed a dude.
Hobo Bill must know a thing or two about strangling homeless dudes near the railroad tracks. He can probably spot a killer a mile away.
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Shannow
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Or just maybe they are a slightly classier organization than the Ravens
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sickrubik
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