NFL 2013

[Nevermore]

Vince Young a better choice than Ryan Tannehill? Really? 

[Malakili]

Has he?  I think Jeff Fisher was as much to blame for the Tennessee Fiasco.  Not that VY was blameless in the situation, but Fisher was a complete cunt.  And it's not like he was out killing dogs.  Vince made a few bad choices (not really bad, just questionable) and acted like a 2 year old a couple of times.  He seems to be willing to put in the work now. 

So convince me that he's not a better choice than:

1.  Christian Ponder
2.  Matt Cassel
3.  Mark Sanchez
4.  Chad Henne
5.  Brandon Weeden
6.  Jake Locker
7.  Ryan Tannehill
8.  Blaine Gabbert
9.  Mike Vick
10.  Nick Foles
11.  Any clipboard carrier

Hell, if nothing else you'd gain a shitton of UT fans pulling for your team in Tebow-esque fashion.  I don't think Young is a risk to do anything really stupid, like shoot someone or molest a dog.

Why replace a mediocre QB with another mediocre QB with a reputation for losing his shit when things go bad?  Its not like Vince Young is going to turn a franchise around, so why bother?

[K9]

Vince Young a better choice than Ryan Tannehill? Really? 

I was wondering that too, Tannehill isn't a lights-out QB, but he's solid and I'd give him decent odds to take Miami to the playoffs this year.

[WayAbvPar]

Also his wife is SMOKIN hot.

[Cyrrex]

Teeth too large for face.  Calves too muscular.  WNB.

[Malakili]

Teeth too large for face.  Calves too muscular.  WNB.

 

[ghost]

Her butt and legs look pretty flabby.  I'm not particularly interested, TBH. 

[K9]

Teeth too large for face.  Calves too muscular.  WNB.

 

2/10

[Malakili]

A picture of a woman, better critique every little thing and let my peers on the internet know whether or not I would bang her.

So, as I said: 

[ghost]

A picture of a woman, better critique every little thing and let my peers on the internet know whether or not I would bang her.

So, as I said: 

Have you frequented the internet before?   

[Cyrrex]

A picture of a woman, better critique every little thing and let my peers on the internet know whether or not I would bang her.

So, as I said: 

You have more than 6000 posts here, come on man.  You didn't just fall into the sarchasm, you strapped a Wile Coyote sized rocked to your back and launched yourself into it at Mach 47.

[Malakili]

A picture of a woman, better critique every little thing and let my peers on the internet know whether or not I would bang her.

So, as I said: 

You have more than 6000 posts here, come on man.  You didn't just fall into the sarchasm, you strapped a Wile Coyote sized rocked to your back and launched yourself into it at Mach 47.

To much time spent on reddit where people mean this sort of thing I guess.

[Bunk]

Would anyone care to comment on how sharp her knees are?

[HaemishM]

She's got really big feet. 

[Nevermore]

Clearly she's some kind of deformed troll. 

[ghost]

Eric Fisher over Luke Joekel seems like a bit of a reach.

[HaemishM]

First round seems to be about half reaches, half solid picks.

[Malakili]

All linemen all the time.

[ghost]

Is Isaiah Thomas drafting for the Bills?  


And to make the stupid seem all that much worse, Jarvis Jones is taken with the next pick by Pittsburgh.  And that would explain eh Pittsburgh is a good team and the Bills are not.

[01101010]

Most bizarre draft I have ever watched... (well first round anyway). It was the first time I recall that there were no sure things in the draft that got all the headlines prior to the first pick - and I am talking about the flashy positions. We heard a lot about Fisher and Joeckel, but the tackle position is just not a highlight position. Only 1 QB taken? No RBs taken? Other than Lacy, who are the other RBs in the draft? Just odd. At least the Browns didn't fuck things up too bad and take Geno... made a bet with my friend in Chicago that if that happened, I would be forced to buy a Steeler's jersey and wear it throughout the season. Mingo though? Really figured they grab any of the CBs there to compliment Haden. How about Hayden? 

But Mingo is coming from my Tigers so I can't complain - he'll be an outside linebacker most likely given his size is a bit small for end.

Still shocked Miami moved up to take the Oregon kid... and the Bills going with Manuel? Do they not watch FSU games up in Buffalo? And who the hell is Travis Fredrick?

Very weird draft so far...

[HaemishM]

I think the Bills took Manuel because they have fallen in love with THE PISTOL (i.e. Wildcat 2.0). Gruden practically fell all over himself talking about mobile QB's. I suppose after years of coaching Brad Johnson, you'd be thrilled to see a QB that could get out of the way of a horse-drawn buggy. The Miami pick was very puzzling. Sounds like that LB is an iffy, potential upside but little data type of player. When they need a left tackle and there was supposedly a good one available, why get a LB?

I like the Packers' pick of Dontae Jones. A versatile pass rushing DE. In the highlight reel they showed of him, he looked really good. I'm still hoping they take Montee Ball in the 2nd round and not Lacey. Lacey's potential injury issues are likely why he fell out of the first round (well, that and RB not being a glamour position on 90% of the teams anymore).

[ghost]

Geno Smith was the obvious choice over Manuel though.

[HaemishM]

BUT THE PISTOL!!!!!!

[ghost]

I'm really surprised that Jarvis Jones went so low. 

[01101010]

Skinny spines have no place in the NFL! Hope he does well though. The Steelers will put training wheels on him this year at least, as not to rush him into anything.

[Paelos]

This draft shows that no matter how much ESPN hypes their boys like Teo and Barkley, NFL guys are not buying.

[Nevermore]

The Miami pick was very puzzling. Sounds like that LB is an iffy, potential upside but little data type of player. When they need a left tackle and there was supposedly a good one available, why get a LB?

Miami management heard that Jordan was being compared to Jason Taylor so they couldn't get out of the way of their own boners to not take him.  He's supposedly not even going to be healthy for training camp so we'll see how that goes. 

Also, I hate the new Dolphins logo.  In an era of being mindful of concussions, they go and take off the helmet!

[Malakili]

This draft shows that no matter how much ESPN hypes their boys like Teo and Barkley, NFL guys are not buying.

They need to fill up 24 hours a day with sports news.  It is no wonder they have to make up compelling stories.

[Paelos]

Teo going to the chargers in round 2. I think it's one they will regret, but time will tell in the afc west.

Round two goes by and still no Barkley pick. Could it be that NFL gms are finally learning that Usc qbs are a total disaster?

[Tannhauser]

The Miami pick was very puzzling. Sounds like that LB is an iffy, potential upside but little data type of player. When they need a left tackle and there was supposedly a good one available, why get a LB?

Miami management heard that Jordan was being compared to Jason Taylor so they couldn't get out of the way of their own boners to not take him.  He's supposedly not even going to be healthy for training camp so we'll see how that goes. 

Also, I hate the new Dolphins logo.  In an era of being mindful of concussions, they go and take off the helmet!

I've never understood that.  The helmet has a dolphin with a 'M' on his helmet.  Shouldn't he also have a dolphin on his?  Dolphins all the way down! Or did I just blow your MIIIINNNNNDDDD.

Yeah weird draft. 

[Malakili]

The NY Jets now officially have 5 backup QBs.

[Ratadm]

The NY Jets now officially have 5 backup QBs.

That strategy ended up working out in Seattle.

[K9]

What is Jerry jones trying to achieve here exactly?

[Paelos]

What is Jerry jones trying to achieve here exactly?

Best i can tell he's just taking whatever guy he believes is best on the board, position be damned

[Hoax]

Except he's using his senile mind to decide instead of you know, professionals and scouts and stuff.