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Setanta
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Reply #455 on: May 30, 2012, 12:23:18 AM

Especially on a Tuesday. Like, you guys just had an 8 hour (!) maintenance window to make sure your shit was working. Which it did for 2 hours or so.

You mean Australian Prime Time right?

Every...

Fucking...

Tuesday...

Night!

We put up with this shit in WoW for years - welcome to the Diablo single player experience where you can only play 6 days a week - if you are lucky.

Roll on Torchlight 2 because much as I enjoy this laggy, "ok" game, I'm sick of this shit.

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Reply #456 on: May 30, 2012, 06:24:23 AM

I say this with love, but until Austrailia gets a stronger development community, you're probably going to get the short end of some sticks both on lag/downtime and pricing (for reasons I don't get).

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Reply #457 on: May 30, 2012, 06:57:54 AM

Wait, they added a general chat?

Why the holy fuck would they go and do that? Can I add general chat to their office speaker system so they can fully understand how terrible general chats are? They're live youtube comments!
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Reply #458 on: May 30, 2012, 06:59:01 AM

Logged in this morning, first line was something about retards and dying.

 why so serious?

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Reply #459 on: May 30, 2012, 07:09:16 AM

Wait, they added a general chat?

First thing I do when I log in to play: chat options --> leave channel.

Works like a charm.

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Reply #460 on: May 30, 2012, 07:15:03 AM

There always was general chat, it was just off by default.

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Reply #461 on: May 30, 2012, 07:20:23 AM

Now it's on by default and comes back on every time you loginswamp poop

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Reply #462 on: May 30, 2012, 07:23:05 AM

Europe fucked and AH wanked if you want gems or plans.

Servers too busy.

On my Day Off.

Once again, back to regretting this purchase.  When's Torchlight ?  They must be fucking giggling in glee at this catasraphuck.


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Reply #463 on: May 30, 2012, 07:23:49 AM

Probably because they saw nobody was turning it on.  

"Hey nobody's using chat!"

"Funny, they must not know it's there.  Let's turn it on by default."

"What if they don't ever turn it on after leaving"

"Just make it turn on all the time. If they really care they'll keep leaving."


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Reply #464 on: May 30, 2012, 07:25:27 AM

By next week, Blizzard will release some bullshit about how joining general constantly wasn't intended, and that there is a button in the menu options that lets you opt out of it upon login.

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Reply #465 on: May 30, 2012, 07:26:45 AM

There's just one dude there who loves trolling General, and keeps trying to force it on everyone. "God damnit bob, did you commit a change that re-adds everyone to General again? Fucking hell!"
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Reply #466 on: May 30, 2012, 07:42:24 AM

nvm
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Reply #467 on: May 30, 2012, 08:22:59 AM

I think each General chat "room" caps out at 99 people.  I think.  Who knows?

I know how to leave WoW chat, the point I was trying to make is that I never want to auto-rejoin it, and that I do not wish to have to leave it every time I log in.  It was a stupid idea, and they can't revert it fast enough to please me.
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Reply #468 on: May 30, 2012, 08:47:30 AM

"The servers are busy, please try again later".

Seriously, fuck you Blizzard. It's five o'clock on a work day and you are already over capacity?
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Reply #469 on: May 30, 2012, 08:59:07 AM

The amount of downtime during primetime is rapidly approaching clownshoes levels.  But my annoyance may just be a function of my addiction.
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Reply #470 on: May 30, 2012, 09:07:36 AM

Just got kicked out after about 15 minutes of horrible lag. Error 37.

Fuck you Blizz.
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Reply #471 on: May 30, 2012, 09:09:25 AM

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Reply #472 on: May 30, 2012, 09:09:43 AM

"The servers are busy, please try again later".

Seriously, fuck you Blizzard. It's five o'clock on a work day and you are already over capacity?

I got that last night when I was trying to log in. I copy-pasted my password in and spam attempted to get in. It worked within a minute or two. Haven't tried this morning though.

10 years ago, even 5 years ago, launches like this were normal. Now? Is there any excuse for these problems 2 weeks after launch from a company with the resources Blizzard has?
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Reply #473 on: May 30, 2012, 09:23:46 AM

So the official reason for this outage is that too many people are reading the EULA at once.
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Reply #474 on: May 30, 2012, 09:25:05 AM

"The servers are busy, please try again later".

Seriously, fuck you Blizzard. It's five o'clock on a work day and you are already over capacity?

I got that last night when I was trying to log in. I copy-pasted my password in and spam attempted to get in. It worked within a minute or two. Haven't tried this morning though.

10 years ago, even 5 years ago, launches like this were normal. Now? Is there any excuse for these problems 2 weeks after launch from a company with the resources Blizzard has?

Of course... assloads of people always turn out at launch and month 1, then attrition sets in. No sense in planning for the peak, just the norm. Of course, they seem to be causing the attrition themselves here...

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Reply #475 on: May 30, 2012, 09:27:42 AM

So the official reason for this outage is that too many people are reading the EULA at once.

There are like...5 of them.

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Reply #476 on: May 30, 2012, 01:40:46 PM

Well, thanks and howdy to all the American people who've friended me on the American Servers.

But I'm only here because the Euro servers are once again ass cuntingly down.


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Reply #477 on: May 30, 2012, 01:45:42 PM

Out of curiosity does it keep a separate character list by region or can you still play your regular dudes?

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Reply #478 on: May 30, 2012, 02:01:19 PM

Each region has its own characters.

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Reply #479 on: May 30, 2012, 02:24:41 PM

Yeah. I was fine with the online thing for the entire game, but the fact that the Euro servers have been down the entire evening is totally unacceptable at this point. Indefensible even to a fan boy like myself.
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Reply #480 on: May 30, 2012, 02:31:51 PM

The Euro servers have pretty much been offline for the entire launch.  It's been disastrous and we have no clue why;  what is the major difference between the US/Asia and us ? 

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Reply #481 on: May 30, 2012, 02:41:22 PM

Well we can't sue them if they screw up, the US does on the other hand...
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Reply #482 on: May 30, 2012, 02:41:48 PM

The Euro servers have pretty much been offline for the entire launch.  It's been disastrous and we have no clue why;  what is the major difference between the US/Asia and us ? 

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Reply #483 on: May 30, 2012, 02:43:23 PM

The Euro servers have pretty much been offline for the entire launch.  It's been disastrous and we have no clue why;  what is the major difference between the US/Asia and us ? 

Longitude.

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Reply #484 on: May 30, 2012, 02:43:38 PM

So Euro servers aren't up? Or they are just crashing in primetime?

I went to the site and it said they are all up. I'm lost.

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Reply #485 on: May 30, 2012, 02:45:55 PM

The Euro servers have pretty much been offline for the entire launch.  It's been disastrous and we have no clue why;  what is the major difference between the US/Asia and us ? 
Socialism.



 why so serious?


Other than the first two days, I haven't run into any downtime or major problems since launch, and am enjoying the game greatly.  Guess I'm just lucky apparently.

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Reply #486 on: May 30, 2012, 02:46:08 PM

Well we can't sue them if they screw up, the US does on the other hand...

South Korea has you covered
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Reply #487 on: May 30, 2012, 02:58:38 PM

If people are displeased with the product and are willing to return it in full condition within a specified period, then they absolutely should get a refund for their money.

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Reply #488 on: May 30, 2012, 03:03:24 PM

So Euro servers aren't up? Or they are just crashing in primetime?

I went to the site and it said they are all up. I'm lost.

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Reply #489 on: May 30, 2012, 03:46:58 PM

Had my game crash for the first time today. One crash every 48 hours of playtime? I'll take that.

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