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Shatter
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Reply #35 on: May 15, 2012, 12:35:51 AM

I'm tempted to play hardcore mode. One chance to log in and make a char.  I sleep if it doesn't work anyone want to play with me?

Im not leaving my protective 3006 bubble, I feel safe here now
Shatter
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Reply #36 on: May 15, 2012, 12:36:22 AM

Yeah, c'mon East Coast people, knock it off and go to bed!

I did, 3 hours sleep was plenty :P
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Reply #37 on: May 15, 2012, 12:38:21 AM

GO BACK TO BED

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Shatter
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Reply #38 on: May 15, 2012, 12:39:09 AM

GO BACK TO BED

Wife wanted to punch me in the head when the alarm went off lol
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Reply #39 on: May 15, 2012, 12:39:30 AM

Just an FYI-
BlizzardCS ‏ @BlizzardCS

We are aware the http://Battle.net sites are in maintenance. No ETA when they will be available Updates to follow.


From Twitter.

So servers are completely down atm. No point in hammering on them. Not that this will stop anyone  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM

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Ghambit
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Reply #40 on: May 15, 2012, 12:39:51 AM

GO BACK TO BED

Wife wanted to punch me in the head when the alarm went off lol

I pre-slept on the couch to avoid this.  Geez man, you a rookie.

"See, the beauty of webgames is that I can play them on my phone while I'm plowing your mom."  -Samwise
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Reply #41 on: May 15, 2012, 12:41:38 AM

So servers are completely down atm. No point in hammering on them. Not that this will stop anyone  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

I am watching Ingmar play right now.



The jerk.

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Quinton
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Reply #42 on: May 15, 2012, 12:43:59 AM

Awesome.  I needed to know about somebody who got to the game so I'd have somebody to hate while repeatedly trying to login again. ^^

You know, until now the "you need to be online to play" thing really didn't bother me at all.
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Reply #43 on: May 15, 2012, 12:45:52 AM

KICKED OUT!
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Reply #44 on: May 15, 2012, 12:46:05 AM

I live to serve!  awesome, for real


And yeah, I feel pretty much the same with regards to the online requirement. I never thought I would yearn for a queue, and yet here I am. Wishing there was a queue. A queue feels better than howling into the darkness or something.


EDIT: SHATTER YOU SNEAKED IN I WAS TALKING TO QUINTON

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Reply #45 on: May 15, 2012, 12:47:14 AM

http://us.battle.net/support/en/article/diablo-iii-connection-troubleshooting

Now, you may call me paranoid, but all of these troubleshooting suggestions read as "something to keep the user from being able to push LOGIN for 5-50 minutes....
Shatter
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Reply #46 on: May 15, 2012, 12:49:46 AM

Yeah I cant seem to login, let me go power down my modem and reset it
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Reply #47 on: May 15, 2012, 12:50:53 AM

Update Windows too! Just for kicks!

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Reply #48 on: May 15, 2012, 12:51:32 AM

Welcome to Diablo III! The fight for Sanctuary has begun.
 
Please note that due to a high volume of traffic, login and character creation may be slower than normal. If you're unable to login to the game or create characters, please wait and try again. We've temporarily taken our Battle.net websites offline and launched more servers to accomodate for the traffic. We hope to resolve these issues as soon as possible and appreciate your patience.
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Reply #49 on: May 15, 2012, 12:52:38 AM

Is there an Error 37 meme on Reddit or 4chan yet?
Ghambit
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Reply #50 on: May 15, 2012, 12:52:52 AM

Now I got the "unable to login due to party state" and everything is greyed out.  Progress!

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Reply #51 on: May 15, 2012, 12:55:02 AM

Now I got the "unable to login due to party state" and everything is greyed out.  Progress!

Be the brave one and see if it just works eventually.  I gave up after a few minutes and am now at Error 37 time.

"Point being, they can't make everyone happy, so I hope they pick me." -Ingmar
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Quinton
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Reply #52 on: May 15, 2012, 12:55:37 AM

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Reply #53 on: May 15, 2012, 12:57:05 AM

People in WoW trade chat reporting:


Error 9001: We have reached the character cap for Diablo 3

 awesome, for real

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Reply #54 on: May 15, 2012, 12:57:54 AM

Ingmar better not be fucking up the Markets again.

"See, the beauty of webgames is that I can play them on my phone while I'm plowing your mom."  -Samwise
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Reply #55 on: May 15, 2012, 12:59:47 AM

HOLY FUCK IM IN!
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Reply #56 on: May 15, 2012, 12:59:58 AM

he's hogging all the purpz

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Reply #57 on: May 15, 2012, 01:06:13 AM

OK kids...I am gonna take one for the team. I am going to bed in 5 minutes. Roughly 7 nanoseconds after I leave my chair, the servers will be miraculously unfucked and all of you will log in and catass so far ahead that no one will group with me tomorrow.

When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM

Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood

Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Reply #58 on: May 15, 2012, 01:07:11 AM

he's hogging all the purpz

CLOTH TUNIC FTW!
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Reply #59 on: May 15, 2012, 01:07:35 AM

OK kids...I am gonna take one for the team. I am going to bed in 5 minutes. Roughly 7 nanoseconds after I leave my chair, the servers will be miraculously unfucked and all of you will log in and catass so far ahead that no one will group with me tomorrow.

You're the best!  awesome, for real

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Quinton
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Reply #60 on: May 15, 2012, 01:10:03 AM

I can't help but wonder if having the client automatically retry on random intervals wouldn't be better than dealling with users just pushing button over and over.
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Reply #61 on: May 15, 2012, 01:11:34 AM

Can anyone whip up an autoit macro? Bonus points if you can make it send you the user's log in credentials.

When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM

Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood

Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
Ghambit
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Reply #62 on: May 15, 2012, 01:12:17 AM

I can't help but wonder if having enough servers wouldn't be better than not.

"See, the beauty of webgames is that I can play them on my phone while I'm plowing your mom."  -Samwise
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Reply #63 on: May 15, 2012, 01:14:12 AM

Purple magic axe!
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Reply #64 on: May 15, 2012, 01:15:16 AM

Got in, typed in my authenticator, and got a login credentials incorrect error. MotherFUCKER.

edit- IN!!!!!! First character created, going to bed forgotten.
« Last Edit: May 15, 2012, 01:17:38 AM by WayAbvPar »

When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM

Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood

Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Reply #65 on: May 15, 2012, 01:16:17 AM

YOU WERE GOING TO BED

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Reply #66 on: May 15, 2012, 01:17:50 AM

sup error 315300

random UR INFO = WRONG error to break it up


EDIT: HAD TO GET THE ERROR NUMBER RIGHT
« Last Edit: May 15, 2012, 01:22:59 AM by Sjofn »

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Reply #67 on: May 15, 2012, 01:19:00 AM

"Unable to create new hero due to party state"

FUCK
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Reply #68 on: May 15, 2012, 01:19:39 AM

so then for fun

i typed in random letters and shit for my password

because frankly ctrl-v is starting to make my forearm hurt

i still got error 37

it's like you don't even care, D3

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Reply #69 on: May 15, 2012, 01:21:21 AM

I'm starting to get "Authenticated" and then timeouts on "Retrieving Hero List..." again.  Progress! ^^

I don't think your name/password is even sent until the "Authenticating Credentials..." phase...
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