This movie is not worthy of spoilers. The movie starts with 8 and one dies, that line at the end is because one dwarf didn't ride into battle since he was blind.
Rarely am I angry that I spent money at the theaters but this one makes me rage.
~a horrific, dark simulacrum that glares balefully at us, with evil intent.
Yep it was bad. It could be edited to just scenes with CT that could be good. A 15min morality play about the price of vanity. The rest of it seemed like filler.
The movie was totally and utterly... "meh". I didn't claw my eyes out as I do whenever I am sat down to watch the new Twilight thing (you do things for love)... but... eh.
As much as I loved the cast of the dwarves... it just made me want to watch Time Bandits.
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