Don't Scan While Drunk

[Khaldun]

I think somebody at Google Books was a little bit bored while working on this text: http://books.google.com/books?id=go05AAAAcAAJ&pg=PR8-IA1#v=onepage&q&f=false

[Hawkbit]

They give all the ancient German texts to the new guy to scan.

[Merusk]

Ancient German Philosophy.. so mind-bending it even warps 21st century tech.

[Sheepherder]

Ancient German Philosophy.. so mind-bending it even warps 21st century tech.

FIFY.

I was once asked by a philosophy professor what I though of the readings we were assigned on Kant.  My response was pretty much, " I had no damn clue what he was trying to say, but I'm sure it was very nice."

[Khaldun]

Awwww. They fixed it.

[Sky]

The tech has left his thumbprint on the scanning world.

[Hawkbit]

Kinda.  Of course, it will be preserved for all time with some janky filthy fingernails still in frame.  When mankind dies off and a new species achieves sentience, only to find our knowledge and technology housed in our supercomputers, they'll think "Gods, look at those dirty fingernails!  What Neanderthals."

[Lakov_Sanite]

Saw thread expecting heads being blown up while drinking jaeger, was disappointed.

[KallDrexx]

I thought Google had machines to scan the books.  It's kinda mind boggling if they scan each set of pages manually O.o