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Reply #245 on: May 18, 2016, 03:06:33 AM

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Reply #246 on: May 18, 2016, 04:05:26 PM

explain plz (Bane/Batman? something SJW?)
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Reply #247 on: September 06, 2016, 09:57:14 AM



That's probably painfully close to what actually happens...  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #248 on: September 06, 2016, 12:52:48 PM

It's 95% true for A/E proposals.

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Reply #249 on: September 11, 2016, 05:01:58 AM



That's probably painfully close to what actually happens...   Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?
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Reply #250 on: September 13, 2016, 10:47:38 AM

If my college years are any indication, we have evolved beyond where the artists gets laid for his art.

Most likely, it's probably just me.  why so serious?

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Reply #251 on: October 24, 2016, 03:01:49 PM


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Reply #252 on: March 02, 2017, 07:56:46 AM



I assume this is an accurate presentation of air force personnel.

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Reply #253 on: March 02, 2017, 10:03:00 AM

lol

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Reply #254 on: March 02, 2017, 01:04:27 PM

Somebody will have to explain the punchline to me.

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Reply #255 on: March 02, 2017, 01:15:15 PM

No AF experience so this is all conjecture buuuut:

Drone pilots are looked down on by actual pilots (hence the spinny hat and Starbucks latte). His story by default is dumb and boring and no pilot will ever listen. I'm guessing when pilots tell stories like this they use their fingers to represent the plane and other object, moving them to simulate the 3D events. The drone pilot is told to do that and suddenly his story is cool and interesting.

This demonstrates that fighter pilots are dumb and shallow. I think.

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Reply #256 on: March 02, 2017, 01:15:58 PM

Fighter jocks wave their hands, acting out their warstories. The "Fighter Jock Mafia" basically runs the Air Force (which leads to bizarre decisions, sometimes), and drone pilots are considered washouts and rejects from the fighter program.

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Reply #257 on: March 02, 2017, 02:46:06 PM

Tht explanations are about right. I thought the fighters talk with their hand was joke was known.  Grin

Doctrine man are a bit hit and miss, but generally funny. Same source:

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Reply #258 on: May 05, 2017, 07:11:38 AM



Decent advise.

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Reply #259 on: May 05, 2017, 08:37:08 AM

 Heart Heart Heart

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Reply #260 on: May 11, 2017, 04:22:54 PM







All true, but regarding the last. I would recommend replacing the valium with ritalin. The combination of methylphenidate and ethanol metabolizes into ethylphenidate. I have read that the effect is good mood, blabbering and arousal.

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Reply #261 on: May 15, 2017, 11:57:19 AM



 Ohhhhh, I see. swamp poop ACK! Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #262 on: June 01, 2017, 02:27:30 AM



Old but good.

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Reply #263 on: June 01, 2017, 02:44:10 AM

ohhhh! Cyanide & Happiness has a random comic generator. It's also possible to lock indvidual panels and only rotate the other(s).

That's  what I came up with:








http://explosm.net/rcg
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Reply #264 on: June 01, 2017, 03:10:26 AM

This is fun!


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Reply #265 on: June 07, 2017, 09:22:52 AM


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Reply #266 on: June 07, 2017, 09:29:04 AM



Context: I just found a subreddit called /r/SympatheticMonsters.  why so serious?

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Reply #267 on: June 08, 2017, 01:43:39 PM


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Reply #268 on: June 08, 2017, 03:26:40 PM



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Reply #269 on: June 09, 2017, 05:38:35 AM

They're both brilliant.

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Reply #270 on: June 11, 2017, 11:50:53 AM




I am ashamed to admit it took me some time...  Head scratch

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Reply #271 on: June 21, 2017, 03:57:32 AM

...and Scott Adams finally went full retard and does a "Poor Trump being unfairly investigated" storyline with Dilbert as a stand-in.

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Reply #272 on: June 21, 2017, 04:19:17 AM

He's been insane and unfunny for a long ass time. Reading any of the strips in the last few years the most sympathetic character is probably the Pointy Haired Boss who has shifted to being a slightly clueless guy with an asshole of an employee.

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Reply #273 on: June 21, 2017, 05:34:14 AM

Scott Adams is just another Orson Scott Card.

Both of them had good stuff ages ago and then turned into horrific fucking assholes who'll get a dance outta me when they die.

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Reply #274 on: June 21, 2017, 06:49:09 AM











Thank god for those tags. The comic's message is pretty subtle but they help me understand what I should think.
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Reply #275 on: June 21, 2017, 06:57:56 AM

His prefered target audience seems to be Trumpists now. Looks about the right amount of subtle for those.  awesome, for real
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Reply #276 on: June 21, 2017, 08:05:45 AM

But, but, but, but, the e-mail and phone logs will show no collusion with the Elbonians, so he's ok to just submit them to clear the matter up, right ?

I can't even with this fucking asshole.

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Reply #277 on: June 21, 2017, 11:28:40 AM

Dear God, those three are not only horribly unfunny, they don't even bother trying to be subtle or make any sense in relation to the actual events. Fuck that dude.

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Reply #278 on: June 21, 2017, 01:21:57 PM

Those shitty comics made me go back to the explosm.net random comic generator. No need to be shy about sucking if that guy get's money.


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Reply #279 on: June 21, 2017, 01:55:36 PM



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