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Modern Angel
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I'm not a console dude, and I don't mean that in the obnoxious PC V CONSOLE DEATH WARS sort of way, but that Kinect shit looks completely retarded.
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Xuri
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몇살이세욬ㅋ 몇살이 몇살 몇살이세욬ㅋ!!!!!1!
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That's it. I've had enough of all this kinect-this, move-that, 3d-gimmick-other shit. I'm building myself a cryogenic freezer-thing and going to sleep for some 50 years so I can skip all this fucking nonsense and wake up just in time for the good stuff.
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tmp
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POW! Right in the Kisser!
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With that new item scanning you can scan your hamster and roll in the ball.
I think you can more realistically expect a sudden influx of bald, red faced avatars. Since it supposedly goes live today? |
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ffc
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jakonovski
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I was watching the GT TV stream and was struck once again how gaming journalists sound like infomercial hosts. Only they do it for realz.
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luckton
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I was watching the GT TV stream and was struck once again how gaming journalists sound like infomercial hosts. Only they do it for realz.
They really are reporters...not so much gamers...if they were gamers, why would they even try hyping any of this Kinect BS? |
"Those lights, combined with the polygamous Nazi mushrooms, will mess you up."
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Pringles
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BF3 does indeed look amazing. I am slightly interesting in Armored Core 5, but I want to see real gameplay.  |
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I was watching the GT TV stream and was struck once again how gaming journalists sound like infomercial hosts. Only they do it for realz.
Yeah, it was painful watching the post MS wrap up on Spike with everyone trying to act enthusiastic for shit I'm sure none of them really cared about. Of course it's even more cringe-worthy when they keep cutting back to the woman they have reading e-mail and twitter comments every 5 minutes. |
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MisterNoisy
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The Forza 4 stuff was  enough for me. Can. Not. Wait. Bonus points for letting me import the decals and what-not that I made in FM3 into FM4. |
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Lucas
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Further proof that Italians have suspect taste in games.
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All that kinect stuff seems so useless and over the top to me: or it's me just being from a...umm, "previous gaming generation", a dinosaur with mouse+keyboard stuck in his brain? Oddly, I didn't feel that way with all that talk about Virtual Reality that you might recall from the early nineties...I don't know.
Anyway, waiting for the big EA conference, now (10 more minutes!).
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" He's so impatient, it's like watching a teenager fuck a glorious older woman." - Ironwood on J.J. Abrams
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SnakeCharmer
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bleh, EA's feed has the taintstains from Kotaku...
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luckton
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EA's Conference is starting...here we go... Edit 1: Yup, pimping the Origin service... Edit 2: @NFS; What...you can get out of the car and run on foot? IT'S A CAR GAME. EDIT 3: TOR TIME! Edit 4: I stopped watching and closed about 15 tabs after the put out the real intro trailer. http://www.swtor.com/media/trailers/return |
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« Last Edit: June 06, 2011, 01:01:09 PM by luckton »
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"Those lights, combined with the polygamous Nazi mushrooms, will mess you up."
"Tuning me out doesn't magically change the design or implementation of said design. Though, that'd be neat if it did." -schild
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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The Kinect stuff, meh gimmicky and platform-bound. I am looking forward to it getting hacked and the hours of funny video on youtubes. Lucas, with VR, you were immersed in the world, not standing in front of a tv waving your arms like a jackass.
Xuri, go easy on 3D stuff, it works within the capabilities of stuff that's been developed for years, it's completely optional and hardly costs anything for developers (just stops them from cheating with effects and means they need to account for a 3D UI, like nameplates in MMO). Once you've seen something like Tomb Raider in 3D, you realize how amazing it can be - way beyond gimmicky...and that title was not developed for 3D tech.
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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MournelitheCalix
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Loved what I saw in Mass Effect 3, can't wait to see more.
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Born too late to explore the new world.
Born too early to explore the universe.
Born just in time to see liberty die.
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Sky
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Need for Speed QTE on foot? Lulz.
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Hoax
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The conceit of these fucking clown developers doing their own scripted no Q&A presentations is driving me nuts. Hire someone to do the fucking presentation you twats I'm tired of listening to these guys stumble over reading a tele prompter while they deliver canned as fuck hype monologues. The absolute worst was that "black sheep renegade spy team" bullshit game, I was so embarrassed for everyone involved in gaming from devs to players watching that presentation. Double that for Curt Shilling, thought he was going to shit himself. That Star Wars MMO? They were fucking too scared to show one tiny shred of gameplay, it was just a shitton of cutscenes that must exist to really drive home how fucking boring and bland the gameplay you actually control is every time you finish a quest. Can't wait for that.  |
A nation consists of its laws. A nation does not consist of its situation at a given time. If an individual's morals are situational, then that individual is without morals. If a nation's laws are situational, that nation has no laws, and soon isn't a nation.
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tmp
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Wouldn't mind World of Tanks look like the Battlefield 3 stuff...
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stu
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Wife caught me jerking off to BF3 gameplay. Couldn't help myself after the Amulur presentation almost bored me sterile. I heard dead crickets cracking underfoot as Shilling entered the stage.
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Dear Diary,
Jackpot!
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That Star Wars MMO? They were fucking too scared to show one tiny shred of gameplay, it was just a shitton of cutscenes that must exist to really drive home how fucking boring and bland the gameplay you actually control is every time you finish a quest. Can't wait for that. Too scared? You act like they've never shown gameplay of SWTOR before. They're going to have the gameplay there and playable at E3. I imagine that they figured that showing a gameplay video of an MMO isn't the kind of thing that plays well in a press conference. Certainly not to the extent that stuff like Mass Effect 3 and Battlefield 3 do. |
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tmp
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That Star Wars MMO? They were fucking too scared to show one tiny shred of gameplay, it was just a shitton of cutscenes
Was mostly disappoint at leash half of it was mix of footage from the previous cgi trailers. |
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That Star Wars MMO? They were fucking too scared to show one tiny shred of gameplay, it was just a shitton of cutscenes
Was mostly disappoint at leash half of it was mix of footage from the previous cgi trailers. It wasn't the full trailer. They've got an version up on the SWTOR site that's almost six and a half minutes long. |
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fuser
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Sky
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BF3, when he said they're bringing a new experience, I was hoping for the follow-up "...A NEW SERVER BROWSER"  The guy doing the tank demo was making me nuts. Hey, why not just sit there like a giant target? I'm guessing that was single player? Skyrim...any word how much will need to be patched out by mods? |
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tmp
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It wasn't the full trailer. They've got an version up on the SWTOR site that's almost six and a half minutes long.
Ah, indeed. This one looks all new. |
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Margalis
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I'd rather have a nervous but genuine guy like Schilling than horribly cheesy low-rent actors pretending to have fun playing awful Kinect dreck, or this "Mr Caffeine" dude doing the Ubi conference.
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vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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MournelitheCalix
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Am I the only one who is thinks the Ubisoft presentation is boring beyond words?
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Born too late to explore the new world.
Born too early to explore the universe.
Born just in time to see liberty die.
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Velorath
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I'd rather have a nervous but genuine guy like Schilling than horribly cheesy low-rent actors pretending to have fun playing awful Kinect dreck, or this "Mr Caffeine" dude doing the Ubi conference.
Yeah, the guy doing the Ubi conference is just really awkwardly trying to be funny. |
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Paelos
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Maybe if he removes his DRM it's more engaging.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Rocksmith seems kinda cool (assuming it actually works well).
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Hawkbit
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Like a Klansman in the ghetto.
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Maybe if he removes his DRM it's more engaging.
I lol'd. |
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Sky
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horribly cheesy low-rent actors pretending to have fun playing awful Kinect dreck
I kept thinking those kids doing the Disney demo had been kept in some kind of Soviet training center. I've never watched a live feed from one of these shows before, though, so I wasn't sure how normal it was to be so painfully forced and awkward. |
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