S#4 - Game Day #4

[Strazos]

Awww, so just armor breaks. That makes more sense then, seeing as Orcs have strong armor.

[Teleku]

Welp.  Ironwood and I just attempted to play a game, but after the 3rd turn, I was DC'd somehow and couldn't get back on.  The whole game was very laggy to that point, not sure why the gods of the atlantic where picking on us so much.  So if Falc could reset the match so we could play again, it would be appreciated.  Thanks!

[Falconeer]

Validated what needed to be validated.

For some reason, Teleku vs Ironwood match stands as unplayed, so I cannot reset it. But you shold be able to play again anytime.

[Ironwood]

Very odd.  Today's been all over the shop though - I'll probably get my cunting tomorrow.  That Quarterback is fucking insane.

[avaia]

Necco 2, Gutrippers 1.  Gutrippers scored around turn 5, thanks to a fireball from the wizard that actually worked quite well.  KO'd a wolf and stunned a ghoul, the skink dodged away a bit later for the TD.  Necro team was able to pull off a bullshit play at the end of the half thanks to some fancy blocking by the line to open up a lane for the ghoul to pass to MY FUCKING MAN WHITEMANE for the score on turn 8 to even things up.

Second half left the lizards wizardless, and the gob of god damn MVP thieving zombies went to town setting up blocks to get the advantage on the pitch.  Eventually, Other Wereolf Dude knocked down the skink after a crap roll from Ginaz (one of a few he would have), and the necros proceeded to hug the goal line until the game felt in hand.  Bonus points for the saurus turned zombie in turn 16, I will treat him well and let him stomp often.   

[Ginaz]

2-1 loss against avaia's Necro team.  I used my inducements to get a the lizard star player, a bloodweiser babe and a wizard.  Avaia elected to receive and after a few turns it looked like he might go down the side line for a score.  However, I used my wizard with devastating effect by forcing him to fumble the ball, which enabled my skink to pick it up and eventually run it in for a score.  I don't know what was more surprising, that my wizard worked to perfection or that my skink was able to pick up the ball.  With only 2 turns left in the half, Avaia was able to muster some kind of bullshit pass from his ghoul to his werewolf, who ran it in to tie the score.  Second half saw my luck turn and not only was I unable to score and turned the ball over, but one of my Saurus was killed by, of all players, his ghoul.  So I ended up with 1 dead Saurus, 1 injured Saurus and 1 injured skink.  On the bright side, a saurus finally leveled so hopefully I'll be able to get one of my guys with block.  Oh, and a skink is now lvl 3.  I'd trade that for my dead saurus.

[Ginaz]

Necco 2, Gutrippers 1.  Gutrippers scored around turn 5, thanks to a fireball from the wizard that actually worked quite well.  KO'd a wolf and stunned a ghoul, the skink dodged away a bit later for the TD.  Necro team was able to pull off a bullshit play at the end of the half thanks to some fancy blocking by the line to open up a lane for the ghoul to pass to MY FUCKING MAN WHITEMANE for the score on turn 8 to even things up.

Second half left the lizards wizardless, and the gob of god damn MVP thieving zombies went to town setting up blocks to get the advantage on the pitch.  Eventually, Other Wereolf Dude knocked down the skink after a crap roll from Ginaz (one of a few he would have), and the necros proceeded to hug the goal line until the game felt in hand.  Bonus points for the saurus turned zombie in turn 16, I will treat him well and let him stomp often.   

Guttspillers was last season's undead team.  Slann the Mann is the lizard team.

[avaia]

Sorry, Slann the Mann indeed.  u mad?

[Ingmar]

Avaia must be drinking again.

[avaia]

Oh, and that fucking ghoul has 2 kills in the last two games,  I think he had a third that was saved by you this match?  It's like Celer's voodoo MB ghoul.  what?

[avaia]

Avaia must be drinking again.

Don't judge.  I can't help it if your wife can keep up and you can't.

[Sjofn]

It's because I weigh more than him. 

[Strazos]

Boosh - Wicked Burn! 

[Ginaz]

Sorry, Slann the Mann indeed.  u mad?

No.

[HaemishM]

Nuffle fucking hates me.

Bell Jar Utd. 2 - Peace Dogs 0

My elves against Falc's Blodgy fucking Amazons. On a very sunny day, I take the kickoff, run a catcher into the opposing half and send my level 3 thrower up the line to toss a long ball to the open receiver. Needing a 4+, I fail the roll (thrower has Pro AND Pass) which would be a sign of things to come. You know those things elves are good at like dodging and going for it and throwing? Yeah, not today. They also weren't any fucking good at blocking. Falc got the ball back, caged up and moved down the field scoring on his 7th turn of the first half. My last turn of the half, I do a little blocking to set up a long bomb for nothing more than the SPP, a block fails, half over.

The second half was worse. I get a blitz on the kickoff (weather doesn't change though) and proceed to get some knockdowns and put the blitzer right under where the kickoff will land. Then Cyanide fucks me in the goatass with its retarded pathing, making a blitzer I moved dodge out of a tackle zone because I tried to change where he ended his movement without cancelling the movement. Of course he fails the unnecessary dodge roll and falls on his ass. My blitzer catches the ball, proceeds to get gangraped and KOed. The ball goes out of bounds, bounces around to land on the side of the field where his chicks aren't but I can't get my people over to it before he picks it up and moves it to the center. He's caged up pretty good but I manage to get a pretty good screen around the cage and start picking it apart. The ball is dropped and on my turn, I am in the perfect position to pick it up. I just need to knock some people down or get some pushbacks or really anything but a turnover on the first block I make. Yeah, that's not happening. Attacker down. FUCK. Still, Falc blows a dodge roll quickly and I'm in position again. I just have to make a blitz against the ball carrier. I choose a both down result even though my thrower doesn't have block, figuring if I knock her down, at least the ball would be loose for another turn. Nope, she has block and I forget that completely. From there, it's just a matter of getting the ball down field and with a few hail mary blocks, I keep him from scoring in 2 turns, but by the 3rd turn, it's open field to the endzone. On the final turn, with nothing to do but try to get some injuries and make a long bomb for points, I turn a 2d block with a blodger into 2 attacker downs. Nuffle makes a campsite in my colon.

[Falconeer]

I snagged a win!

Not sure I deserved it (I would say no. No.) but hey it's a win and I needed it like air. Haem reported fairly and extensively. Only thing worth adding is that after about 5 games straight without a single level up, Captainess Sylvia Plath managed to get to level 4 thanks to a TD and the MVP award. This lady got Nerves of Steel ( ).

[Paelos]

4-0 to Megrim's elves. About 6 turns in I realized it was hopeless and set out to murder his team. I injured his thrower on the last turn.  

Other than that, my ass got kicked.

[Megrim]

Acherontic Welkin 4 - 0 The Dancing Monkies.

Unfortunately for him, Paelos lost some goats in the opening blocks of the game (and one to the crowd of fans). As such, he had to play men (or goat) down for pretty much the entirety of the match. Which is unlucky because I think my team might have been in a little worse a shape had he the opportunity to throw more blocks.

[Ingmar]

Beardstorm! vs. Alive Not Dead in ~20 minutes, get your bets in now!

[Strazos]

Beardstorm losses by 2 TDs, but wins the KO/CAS count handily. 

[lamaros]

Hello German opponent,

I am on the steam often when I am home. It is best to contact me there if you want to play this game. If you wish to arrange a time specifically then let me know and I will be arrangable.

Love

Me

[Ingmar]

Beardstorm! over Alive Not Dead 1-0.

Tale of the tape:

Beardstorm! | 1 - 0 | Alive not Dead

Teams

	Beardstorm!	Alive not Dead
Race :	Dwarf	Necromantic
TV :	1780	1740
Treasury :	40000	800000
Rerolls :	4	3
Apothecary :	1	0
Fan Factor :	7	11
Cheerleaders :	0	0

Match Report

	Beardstorm!	Alive not Dead
Score :	1	0
Touchdowns inflicted :	1	0
Touchdowns sustained :	0	1
Passes :	1	1
Catches :	1	1
Interceptions :	0	0
Knockdowns inflicted :	13	5
KOs inflicted :	6	0
Injuries inflicted :	3	2
Deaths inflicted :	0	0
Tackles inflicted :	2	0
Yards gained passing :	12	4
Yards gained running :	42	26
Ball Possession (%) :	67	21
Own occupation:	68	31
Opponent occupation :	31	68

Note of the match: 14/20
Spectators: 29000

Llyse won the draw and elected to kick off. A lot of punching and cursing commenced. I KOed about 6 of his guys, including both wolves (with the deathroller in each case - say hello to Bianca everyone). He managed to wrest the ball away from me and almost score, but a fumbled pass when he had no rerolls saved me (more glorious dwarf passing game shenanigans helped - agi 4 runner ftw). Various pickup and GFI errors followed to round out the half.

To start the second half, disaster struck - of his 5-6 KOed players, only 1 woke up. I was able from that point to play my numerical/guard advantage into pounding his guys enough that eventually I got the ball away from him with only 3 of his guys left on the field, each surrounded by 3 dwarves. If he'd been a worse player (with a slower team) I would have scored before the last turn in hopes of getting some more SPP from injuries on the next drive, but I know better than to give Llyse even a 1 turn opening, so I ran it in on turn 16 for the win.

[Strazos]

...Impressive.

(Though you're really making me wage a losing battle for the league's bashing crown awards)

[Ingmar]

...Impressive.

(Though you're really making me wage a losing battle for the league's bashing crown awards)

I think we're both losing to Eldaec right now in any case. 

[Der Helm]

Hello German opponent,

I am on the steam often when I am home. It is best to contact me there if you want to play this game. If you wish to arrange a time specifically then let me know and I will be arrangable.

Love

Me

What time zone are you in ? I was a bit busy the last few days and as mentioned I will leave town thursday morning.

Right now I am going to visit my girlfriend, gonna be home in 18 hours from now (noon my time).

Also, for some reason I can't get Steam's autologin into the steam community to stick. So if you should see me posting here, shoot me a PM. Chances are I forgot to click the logmein button (again).

[Ingmar]

He's in Australia.

- Ingmar, facilitator

[Strazos]

Nice, an 8-hour time difference, and you have 2 days to get it done. 

[Sir T]

Game against proudft. It give me the option of buying a wizard, I lose my Beast on turn 1 and I get caught losing a blitz on a ball carrier because the game didn't show a red disk where my warrior had to dodge out of. I am very very close to just conceding the match right now.

[Strazos]

I should watch more replays...

[proudft]

Beetles win 3-0.  SirT did not have a good time, but he stuck it through and probably got some SPP somewhere.  In addition to the aforementioned items (the beast never did wake up from his KO), the stifling heat that showed up after the first TD took out 3 nurgle players to my 1 each time, which was an unnecessary kick in the balls.

Replay is submitted.  I am terrible at remembering injury details, so I looked at the game summary there - it was one pestigor with a pinched nerve, and one pestigor with a fractured skill for the nurgles, as well as one badly hurt for each team.

[Sir T]

I should actually score a touchdown next millennium. 3-0 to proudft. One Beastman (my ball picker upper that only got 'sure hands' just before the game) missing next match, another losing one point of AV.

[lamaros]

What time zone are you in ? I was a bit busy the last few days and as mentioned I will leave town thursday morning.

Right now I am going to visit my girlfriend, gonna be home in 18 hours from now (noon my time).

Also, for some reason I can't get Steam's autologin into the steam community to stick. So if you should see me posting here, shoot me a PM. Chances are I forgot to click the logmein button (again).

Noon your time should be fine for me, I will be around then.

Edit: Around two hours from now, right?

[Der Helm]

I am (of course) delayed. My presence is needed here at the university of cologne and playing BB during a lecture is frowned upon.  

edit: this could take a few hours, most likely will. 

[lamaros]

No worries. I will probably be available for another hour and a half, maybe two. If you're home before then we can give it a shot, otherwise we'll have to try tomorrow! Morning my time and night yours might work?

[Der Helm]

No worries. I will probably be available for another hour and a half, maybe two. If you're home before then we can give it a shot, otherwise we'll have to try tomorrow! Morning my time and night yours might work?

Tell me what time it is for you right now and when you are avaible, then I/we can work something out. So far I played all my games after work between 08:00 and 09:00 my local time.