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Topic: The Hobbit (2012/2013) (Read 192924 times)
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Ratman_tf
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I knew I couldn't escape it forever.  Finally saw it tonight. Far, far too long. Peter Jackson just can't pace decent action sequences. By the time they escaped the goblin town, and Azog showed up, I was like that chick in Aliens glued to the wall. Please... kill me.Some good, lots of bad and stupid. About what I expected. In fact, I'm kinda surprised I didn't dislike it more. |
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Numtini
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Far, far too long. There's apparently going to be a second DVD release in December with additional scenes. |
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Merusk
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Oh good, I can not watch that just before I don't watch the 2nd movie in the theater!
The length of the last one killed it for me. It felt like an extended edition as it was, with too much fluff. Ratman's post brought it all back and reaffirmed my stance that I won't see the next two in the theater.
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Khaldun
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I keep saying in all seriousness that this time the special edition should be a trimmer, tightly edited "Watchable Edition".
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Samwise
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Once all the Hobbit movies are out I'm sure somebody will put together a fan edit which makes them a single movie that's just The Hobbit and no extra crap. Similar to that guy who cut together all the Star Wars prequels into a single watchable movie by cutting out all the stupid crap.
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Ironwood
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I'd be interested in seeing that five minutes.
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It would just be the Darth Maul fight. And I am ok with that.
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eldaec
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I'd give Kenobi vs Jango Fett (both in space and on the platform) a pass.
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Ironwood
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Fair enough.
I love those scenes with Padme and Anakin falling in love on Naboo.
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Heh.
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Evildrider
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You could just loop the whole JarJar meets Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon scene over and over for 2.5 hours.
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Ratman_tf
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I'd give Kenobi vs Jango Fett (both in space and on the platform) a pass.
Heresey! I though everything with Kamino, Jango and Obi Wan saved AOTC from being a total loss. |
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Shannow
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I'd give Kenobi vs Jango Fett (both in space and on the platform) a pass.
Heresey! I though everything with Kamino, Jango and Obi Wan couldnt stop AOTC from being a total loss. fify. |
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Ratman_tf
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I'd give Kenobi vs Jango Fett (both in space and on the platform) a pass.
Heresey! I though everything with Kamino, Jango and Obi Wan couldnt stop AOTC from being a total loss. fify.  |
"What I'm saying is you should make friends with a few catasses, they smell funny but they're very helpful." -Calantus makes the best of a smelly situation. |
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Lakov_Sanite
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This thread is like sand...
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~a horrific, dark simulacrum that glares balefully at us, with evil intent.
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HaemishM
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... in the vagina?
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