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Topic: Nethack is bullshit. (Read 3236 times)
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Fabricated
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~Living the Dream~
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 I fire it up for some nostalgia, and die three steps into the fucking dungeon. Fuck poisoned daggers. |
"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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schild
Administrator
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You wanted to play Final Fantasy VI and fired up Nethack instead? Serves you right, dork.
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Fabricated
Moderator
Posts: 8978
~Living the Dream~
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You wanted to play Final Fantasy VI and fired up Nethack instead? Serves you right, dork. Well, if it makes you feel better I had a barbarian named "Meat" that died because he drank every potion he found. |
"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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toma levine
Terracotta Army
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Apparently your nostalgia didn't include the gang-rape of every one of your characters for which Nethack is notorious.
At least you didn't spend 2 hours getting way down in the dungeon only to starve to death after puking up a dead gnome.
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Ironwood
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ADOM Owns You.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Signe
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Muse.
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You should play a Wizard! In Wizard mode!
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Kageru
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I preferred angband. The threat balance on some of the early ones was a little too arbitrary.
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Is a man not entitled to the hurf of his durf?
- Simond
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Azhrarn
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You took 162 turns for three steps? At least it isn't as bad as getting hit by a rolling boulder trap one step off the level 1 up stairs.
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I came here to be drugged, electrocuted, and probed. Not insulted! - H.S.
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Paelos
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I have no idea what this is, but it seems you got owned and posted it. That makes me chuckle.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Catalan
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Mmmm nethack.... permadeath, starving locked by a boulder placed by yourself, food poisoning + a million of other ridiculous ways to die.... Just add shiney, multiplayer PvP with no limits, full-looting, market it in the right places and you got the MMOBDSMG niche covered.
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Tebonas
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Wouldn't work as well in a real-time environment. You can think about a million possible solutions to the million ridiculous ways to die, ponder which one could work. But only if the game gives you time for that.
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