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Topic: I am number four (Read 4414 times)
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K9
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TrailerExtended Alternative TrailerI'm not sure what to make of this. The trailer actually looks half decent but all the implied elements (high school, superpowers, fish men, backflips on jet-skis) suggest suck. Dianna Agron is very easy on the eyes though of course.
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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Fish men never, ever implies suck.
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Sir T
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Hic sunt dracones.
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Sand
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Is there like some comic or manga back story? Who the fuck are they supposed to be? Aliens? Angels? What? I MUST KNOW!  |
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Fuck it, I'm in.  |
Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Rendakor
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I'm interested in this only because it has Timothy Olyphant in it. Probably going to go see it this coming week.
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"i can't be a star citizen. they won't even give me a star green card"
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Sand
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Yep Aliens.
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Soooo, Hero's with a twist. Still in.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Vaiti
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It keeps screaming in my head, how do they know what number they are, and even if they know, why must they go in sequence when killing them! AAAHHHHHH!!! Brain shut off for this film.
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Ironwood
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It's written in indelible ink on the end of their penis.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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K9
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Twilight two, sparkly aliens are the new sparkly vampires?
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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kaid
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This movie I think would have been better if it has been renamed I AM NUMBER TWO!
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UnSub
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Who is Number One?
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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It's written in indelible ink on the end of their penis.
or a wizard did it. |
Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Sir T
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Oh so its a story about someone trying to be an ordinary teenager despite having a deep dark secret that he cant tell anyone and its oh so dramatic... Haven't we seen this somewhere before? Why the fuck any immortal/vampire/demon/alien/gameshowhost would want to appear to be an 'ordinary teenager' is beyond me. I remember what its like to be a teenager and it fucking sucks. Hell 5 minutes in the presence of 'ordinary teenagers' would result in the whole school getting glassed for anyone over the age of 20 with superpowers. Oh but I guess thats the dramatic tension. And why the fuck hide in a school when its worked so well for Numbers 1-3... Yeah, I'll probably go see it. |
Hic sunt dracones.
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Ironwood
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It's got Missy McNipples from Glee.
I too shall see it at some point.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Musashi
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If Tim Olyphant says cocksucker this movie will win an Oscar.
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AKA Gyoza
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Riggswolfe
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Here is all you need to know about this movie: http://www.aintitcool.com/node/48543A product of James (A MILLION LITTLE PIECES) Frey’s controversial and exploitive fiction factory Full Fathom Five, I AM NUMBER FOUR takes everything you hate about the Hollywood movie-by-committee system and applies it directly to its source material as well. Everything about it is hollow, artificial and uninspired. And in order to wrap your mind around what exactly went wrong here, you have to know how it was created. After his famous public meltdown in the face of his releasing a fictional memoir - that was both pimped and summarily executed by Oprah Winfrey – Frey set out to use the connections and inroads he’d gained over the years to create a company dedicated towards creating Twilight-flavored Young Adult novels, designed specifically for sale to Hollywood studios. The idea was not to create indelible classics or feature the work of young talented writers – it was to create prepackaged properties designed to be released as a book first and a movie second, with the movie following on its heels by only a few months. Basically, according to this review/article, Frey pays these people a $250 advance to write novels that are explicitly and cynically designed to be the next Twilight. |
"We live in a country, where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono was standing right next to him and not one fucking bullet! Explain that to me! Explain that to me, God! Explain it to me, God!" - Denis Leary summing up my feelings about the nature of the universe.
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Slyfeind
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TrailerExtended Alternative TrailerI'm not sure what to make of this. The trailer actually looks half decent but all the implied elements (high school, superpowers, fish men, backflips on jet-skis) suggest suck. Dianna Agron is very easy on the eyes though of course. All while I was watching that trailer, your avatar was mocking every scrap of dialog. It was brilliant. |
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Ratman_tf
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Who is Number One?
The twist is they only think they're aliens. Be seeing you. |
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K9
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All while I was watching that trailer, your avatar was mocking every scrap of dialog. It was brilliant.
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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Surlyboi
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eat a bag of dicks
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What the hell is that avatar from, anyway?
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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K9
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I have no idea, some daytime talk show I'd guess. I found it lying around the internet, as you do.
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Ironwood
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Fairly sure that was on her famous 'This Morning' meltdown.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Morfiend
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wants a greif tittle
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Went and saw this tonight, not really knowing anything except there was supposed to be superpowers and lots of special effects. Started ok, got very slow, boring and angsty. Turned in to a crappy version of Smallville, got decent in the last 15 minutes, then sort of just ended. My whole group where pretty pissed. We even saw it on IMAX, as we thought it would be a special effect movie. Most of the effects was the main guy having flashlights for hands. Skip this and catch it on HBO or something. Not worth the money. Score:  |
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SurfD
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Went and saw this tonight, not really knowing anything except there was supposed to be superpowers and lots of special effects. Started ok, got very slow, boring and angsty. Turned in to a crappy version of Smallville, got decent in the last 15 minutes, then sort of just ended. My whole group where pretty pissed. We even saw it on IMAX, as we thought it would be a special effect movie. Most of the effects was the main guy having flashlights for hands. Skip this and catch it on HBO or something. Not worth the money. Score: Indeed. For a Michael Bay movie, there were surprisingly few Baysplosions. |
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