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Topic: Festivus 2010: The No Girls Allowed Edition (Read 37264 times)
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Slyfeind
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Posts: 2037
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Fuck every Seattle driver for driving with their eyes closed.
Fuck my boss for hiring someone with half the experience of my referral.
Fuck the Republicans for being themselves.
Fuck Blizzard for doing everything I hate with their newbie zones.
Fuck the Nazis for trying to bring back "Merry Christmas" over "Happy Holidays".
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"Role playing in an MMO is more like an open orchestra with no conductor, anyone of any skill level can walk in at any time, and everyone brings their own instrument and plays whatever song they want. Then toss PvP into the mix and things REALLY get ugly!" -Count Nerfedalot
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Mrbloodworth
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Fuck dusematic for continually redefining the standard for internet douchecockery.
That's it old friend...let the poison out. Fuck you for thinking Empire: Total War was a good game and that it was acceptable that it was released in the state it was since you could "just mod it" anyway. Do me a favor and make your sig longer so I can safely go on not caring about any of the various poopbreath endeavors that you incessantly plug in the grimiest manner possible. The Lenin Monologues were worse than the Vagina Monologues. Oh man, do me next! |
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HaemishM
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 42666
the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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The Lenin Monologues were worse than the Vagina Monologues.
You spelled Stalin wrong. |
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schild
Administrator
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Sick burn, brosef.
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lamaros
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Posts: 8021
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Fyck all of you stupid self important tossers who continually whinge and complain about the politics board. Shut your adolescent entitled gobs and do what most of this fucking forum does with the shit they don't like: spend your time in another board and stop giving two shits about everything else. If you don't like the politics, eve, wow, mmo, or what the fuck ever boards or threads just fuck off and don't visit them.
Fuck hoax and anyone else who goes one step further and makes this dislike into a whinge about the forums in general, as if there is some obligation for every corner of the Internet you visit to be some utopia of the type of grabassery you partucualy favor. Get the fuck over yourselves.
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
Posts: 15542
The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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Fuck Bloodbowl for not doing OT properly.
Fuck Congressional politics and obnoxious filibusters.
That is all. Not much to really complain about nowadays.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Cheddar
I like pink
Posts: 4987
Noob Sauce
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Fuck the Nazis for trying to bring back "Merry Christmas" over "Happy Holidays".
Fuck you for not understanding why we did it. Do you really believe Halloween is dedicated to Satan? Some of us even functionally nuked Thanksgiving. Your welcome. |
No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Paelos
Contributor
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Fuck the Nazis for trying to bring back "Merry Christmas" over "Happy Holidays".
Merry fucking Christmas, fucker. |
CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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dusematic
Terracotta Army
Posts: 2250
Diablo 3's Number One Fan
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Fuck the Nazis for trying to bring back "Merry Christmas" over "Happy Holidays".
Fuck you for not understanding why we did it. Do you really believe Halloween is dedicated to Satan? Some of us even functionally nuked Thanksgiving. Your welcome. Ew. Just ew. |
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Fraeg
Terracotta Army
Posts: 1018
Mad skills with the rod.
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Fuck clients. All of them.
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"There is dignity and deep satisfaction in facing life and death without the comfort of heaven or the fear of hell and in sailing toward the great abyss with a smile."
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Slyfeind
Terracotta Army
Posts: 2037
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Fuck the Nazis for trying to bring back "Merry Christmas" over "Happy Holidays".
Merry fucking Christmas, fucker. Happy Yule, bitch. :P |
"Role playing in an MMO is more like an open orchestra with no conductor, anyone of any skill level can walk in at any time, and everyone brings their own instrument and plays whatever song they want. Then toss PvP into the mix and things REALLY get ugly!" -Count Nerfedalot
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Slyfeind
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Posts: 2037
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"Role playing in an MMO is more like an open orchestra with no conductor, anyone of any skill level can walk in at any time, and everyone brings their own instrument and plays whatever song they want. Then toss PvP into the mix and things REALLY get ugly!" -Count Nerfedalot
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Slyfeind
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Posts: 2037
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Fuck the Nazis for trying to bring back "Merry Christmas" over "Happy Holidays".
Fuck you for not understanding why we did it. Do you really believe Halloween is dedicated to Satan? Wait. Did you read that backwards? |
"Role playing in an MMO is more like an open orchestra with no conductor, anyone of any skill level can walk in at any time, and everyone brings their own instrument and plays whatever song they want. Then toss PvP into the mix and things REALLY get ugly!" -Count Nerfedalot
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Rendakor
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Fuck all of you bitter jaded ex-WoW players who have nothing better to do than shit up EVERY FUCKING THREAD in the WoW forum with how much you hate this or that thing they did in Cata. If you're not playing, get the fuck out of the subforum.
Fuck Squeenix for ignoring all of the beta feedback and releasing FFXIV as an utter shitpile. And fuck me for expecting any different after FFXI.
Fuck working in retail during the holidays.
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"i can't be a star citizen. they won't even give me a star green card"
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WindupAtheist
Army of One
Posts: 7028
Badicalthon
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Fuck you for thinking Empire: Total War was a good game and that it was acceptable that it was released in the state it was since you could "just mod it" anyway. Do me a favor and make your sig longer so I can safely go on not caring about any of the various poopbreath endeavors that you incessantly plug in the grimiest manner possible. The Lenin Monologues were worse than the Vagina Monologues. I LOL'd. Sorry Haemish, but that Stalin shit was pretty dire. |
"You're just a dick who quotes himself in his sig." -- Schild
"Yeah, it's pretty awesome." -- Me
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IainC
Developers
Posts: 6538
Wargaming.net
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Fuck my heart for giving me a huge fucking scare this year. Fuck my family for basically not giving a shit for decades then suddenly rediscovering maternal feelings and trying to act like the last 20 years never fucking happened (points are not unrelated).
Fuck reactionary old fuckers who are blind to the limits of their understanding and refuse to shut up on subjects that they no nothing about.
Fuck all the weasels and devils advocates for being shitheels.
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Merusk
Terracotta Army
Posts: 27449
Badge Whore
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Fuck you all for turning into the whiny, complaining old men you bitched about 10 years ago. It's been an amusing transformation to watch, but it still gets on my nerves.
Fuck WUA for never finishing either Balduer's Gate saga.
Fuck the assholes in Politics who'll never see this thread because that's become the focus of this site for them. Congrats, you're a big-dick on a gaming forum, now go take the act somewhere else. That is, if you're actually able to hold your own there.
Fuck my wife for coming out as bi-curious but still not enjoying porn or entertaining the idea of a 3-some.
Fuck you US Army for Agent Orange. I want my dad back you sons of bitches.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Velorath
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Shut your adolescent entitled gobs and do what most of this fucking forum does with the shit they don't like: spend your time in another board and stop giving two shits about everything else.
I wish that were true. If there's anything that generates discussion here, it's people hating shit. |
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apocrypha
Terracotta Army
Posts: 6711
Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
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Fuck all of you in this thread for making me laugh so much that I burned the soup we were having for lunch. Soup! I burned soup!
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"Bourgeois society stands at the crossroads, either transition to socialism or regression into barbarism" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1915.
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Typhon
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Posts: 2493
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Fuck you all for turning into the whiny, complaining old men you bitched about 10 years ago. It's been an amusing transformation to watch, but it still gets on my nerves.
Fuck you for thinking that, "on me, this looks good!". |
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Sky
Terracotta Army
Posts: 32117
I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Fuck stray for taking off and not posting more guitar pieces.
Fuck all the musicians here for not posting more stuff.
Fuck me for being such a perfectionist about recording to be in that last group.
Fuck Nebu, get back into music, man.
Fuck Raph for being such a weird hippy who makes such cool music that's so quirky and weird I can barely relate to it.
Fuck the teabaggers for being selfish, short-sighted assholes buying propaganda that benefits the assholes systematically dismantling this country.
Fuck for-profit healthcare. People's lives are not for sale.
Fuck Wall Street and make-believe money.
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Thrawn
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Posts: 3089
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Fuck this thread for making me realize what a bunch of douchebags some of the regular posters are.
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"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the Universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."
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Daeven
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Posts: 1210
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Fuck Zaljerem for not getting the format of this thread.
Fuck brain cancer. (Glad his mom is getting better.)
Fuck any cancer. (Really glad my dad got better.)
Fuck throat cancer. Dad didn't get better. Fuck breast cancer. Mom might be getting better. Fuck politicians, the economy and the shitheels who enable both at sucking. Fuck Ideology over Reason. Fuck the Christain, Muslim, Hindu, Evangelical, Politically Correct, Progressive, Marxist, PETA, Vegan, Free Market, Libertarian, and Club of Growth Religions. All of you cunts need to die in the fires of intolerance, narcissism and stupidity. Preferably on Pay Per View. In cages. |
"There is a technical term for someone who confuses the opinions of a character in a book with those of the author. That term is idiot." -SMStirling
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion
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Zaljerem
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Fuck Zaljerem for not getting the format of this thread.
Glad to hear about your Mom, and I hope you all have a great holiday. Now get the fuck out of the Airing of Grievances thread unless you have some grievances.
Ok, ok ... I'll do it right: Fuck myself for shitting up this thread. Fuck any and all forms of cancer. Fuck the Tron: Legacy haters. Fuck the long lines at virtually every retail outlet. Fuck shopping, period (next year I'm shipping everything right to my doorstep). Fuck the hours of waiting around before the family Christmas party starts. Fuck the record companies for releasing "European only", "Amazon only", and "iTunes only" tracks (I'll get them anyway, but still ...) Fuck 2010 pretty much in its entirety. Fuck fanatics of all creeds. Fuck the status quo. |
Every problem has a better solution when you start thinking about it differently than the normal way. - Steve Wozniak
When is [Minecraft] going to get together with DF, have a nice cuddle and a bottle of wine and finally produce the Baby that I want ? - Ironwood
"Thank you for helping us help you help us all." - GlaDOS
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Merusk
Terracotta Army
Posts: 27449
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Fuck you all for turning into the whiny, complaining old men you bitched about 10 years ago. It's been an amusing transformation to watch, but it still gets on my nerves.
Fuck you for thinking that, "on me, this looks good!". I've always been a complaining old man, typhoid. |
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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01101010
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Posts: 12007
You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Fuck 2010 pretty much in its entirety.
Forgot to add this... considering I buried the family dog, lost my job, lost the fiance, lost the house I was living in, broke my tooth the other day... let this god forsaken year end already. |
Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Lantyssa
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Posts: 20848
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Fuck 2010. I must agree wholeheartedly.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Furiously
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Fuck King County and my shitty architect, for making me put in a 55 foot hammerhead and widen my driveway to 20 feet wide because it's 153 feet long and if your driveway is over 150 feet you need to sprinkler your entire house. (Or put in a hammerhead).
I'm sure this $20,000 I'm spending on retaining walls and excavation is going to save my family if my house catches on fire. I'm sure the firetrucks are going to use my massive driveway, which used to have NINE nice trees on it, and are not going to park on the street, NEXT TO THE FIRE-HYDRANT.
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pants
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Posts: 588
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Fuck Steam with their stupid pricing for us in Australia.
Fuck the stock market for being at the same point last year, so now I have to deal with my wife saying 'I told you we should have got into property'
Fuck the Australian Labor and Liberal parties for being as shit as each other. Talk about a giant douche vs a shit sandwich.
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RhyssaFireheart
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Posts: 3525
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Fuck the arrogant little shits who think they're being oh-so-cool by screwing with the admin on a forum.
Fuck no benefits, no vacation contract work (but yay for working again!)
Fuck winter and cold weather in general.
Fuck my two brothers who act like douchbags (especially to each other) and are going to probably screw up Christmas somehow this year.
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WindupAtheist
Army of One
Posts: 7028
Badicalthon
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Fuck WUA for never finishing either Balduer's Gate saga. Hey, I finished the first game. Getting around to a completion of BG2 is one of those things I'm always meaning to do, but the game is like a million hours long multiplied by writing time. It'll happen eventually, but I don't know when. I cranked out BG1 while a friend of mine with whom I play games was in the hospital supposedly dying and their absence made WoW too depressing to log into. |
"You're just a dick who quotes himself in his sig." -- Schild
"Yeah, it's pretty awesome." -- Me
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ghost
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Fuck EVE online for being terrible yet so, so enticing.
Fuck Robert Jordan for both dying and being terrible. Fuck him right in his wheel of time.
Fuck George RR Martin for being fat and slow.
Fuck MMOs, in general.
Fuck Obama for being a pussy and a corporate shiv.
Fuck the FCC for trying to take away my internet porn.
Fuck Final Fantasy XIV for not even being good enough to deserve its own graveyard spot.
Fuck the GOP.
Fuck the Democrats.
Fuck the Ohio State University Buckeyes right in the ass.
Fuck Mass Effect for being a repetitive piece of shit.
Fuck medicaid.
Fuck Nerf for taking up too much of my time.
Fuck Nerf for not providing enough timely updates.
Fuck the NCAA.
Fuck Glenn Beck.
Fuck religion.
Fuck George Lucas for, well, we all know why.
Fuck Kevin J Anderson.
Fuck the economy.
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Sjofn
Terracotta Army
Posts: 8286
Truckasaurus Hands
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No.2 fuck the TSA
Oh right, add that to my list. Fuck 'em! |
God Save the Horn Players
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ghost
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Actually, maybe we should attack this from a different angle and decide who not to fuck. That would make for a shorter and more concise thread.  |
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Surlyboi
Terracotta Army
Posts: 10966
eat a bag of dicks
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Fuck being 3000 miles away from the missus when she's been in an accident.
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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