Drunk Serbian kills Mossad shark that was terrorizing Egypt

[squirrel]

I'm totally not making this up.

Ever noticed that the best stories in the world almost always start with "Here, hold my beer."

Was meant for Serious Business. Oops.

[stu]

Da damb waters not soft. Fuck this.

[DraconianOne]

Is that site an Onion wannabe? Nothing about this makes any sense - there is absolutely no way this story is real.

[Sir T]

It links to the Macedonian News Agency which seems to be real.

The MNA Story is here http://macedoniaonline.eu/content/view/17081/48/

[DraconianOne]

Apparently it is a fake story - from the Serbian equivalent of the Onion: http://www.belgraded.com/blog/off-the-record/drunk-serb-jumps-the-shark

I mean, come on - landing on a shark and killing it? That's about as plausible as Rockstar announcing a new version of GTA based on the Raoul Moat shootings. No genuine newspaper would believe it was real, surely.

[Mrbloodworth]

I wanted to believe.

[tazelbain]

Sounds like a fine Mythbusters episode.

[K9]

I mean, come on - landing on a shark and killing it? That's about as plausible as Rockstar announcing a new version of GTA based on the Raoul Moat shootings. No genuine newspaper would believe it was real, surely.

   

[Sand]

I wanted to believe.

As did I.

[Sheepherder]

Between this and Micheal Moore Guardian has jumped the shark.

[Nerf]

My father in law shares this guys name, and in his expert opinion as a Serbian, this story is likely true, as drunken serbs will do incredibly stupid shit.

[Draegan]

I should change my name to Dragan Stevic.

[DraconianOne]

My father in law shares this guys name, and in his expert opinion as a Serbian, this story is likely true, as drunken serbs will do incredibly stupid shit.

That was the most realistic part of the story.