Aliens fucking with American Nukes?

[Rendakor]

http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-496703

Supposedly 100+ former/retired military guys are saying that there were UFOs around when our nuclear missiles malfunctioned.


Edit: linked to part one, not part 4

[Tale]

I watched to part 5 for kicks.

It's six (not 100+) aging ex-servicemen who each have a UFO sighting story, four of whom have trembling, unhinged voices. Of the other two, one sounds sane, but his UFO story is the explanation for crashing a brand new military truck, while the other is the host of the event and there is talk about a book.

They're in a back room at the National Press Club, where the first five questions from "journalists" consist of three fellow insane people with trembling voices, one of whom thinks he was abducted by aliens twice, one skeptical Stars and Stripes reporter, and a Wired writer looking for something quirky.

Part 5 is pretty representative of the stupid: http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-496774

[Bzalthek]

Goo job Ren!  You found our Government plant!

[Rendakor]

Hey don't judge me. A bunch of people in WoW trade chat (yea, I know  ) were rambling on about this shit like it was legit. Figured I'd post it here and see what was up.

[Furiously]

Cause it being discussed in WOW adds some legitimacy.

[Bzalthek]

You mean Chuck Norris isn't really all powerful?

[Sheepherder]

Chuck Norris once found Mankrik's wife.