Strippers turn the tables, protest church.

[Merusk]

http://www.dispatch.com/live/content/local_news/stories/2010/08/08/chuchgoers-strippers-protest-one-another.html

An interesting idea and the first time I'd heard of it being done.  Of course, you can't do it with everything, and it will be just as effective as the church protests.  Doing nothing but creating a nuisance for the folks going inside.

[rk47]

I approve of this. If the law isn't going to take action about a bunch of harassers trying to drive away your business (in this case, strip joint), then everything is fair play.

[Ironwood]

Two wrongs don't make a right.

 

[Hawkbit]

That's a pretty small Midwest town to have a strip club.  I had to look it up on a map because I've never heard of it and it's only an hour from me.  

We'll often have XXX shops in small towns, but not strip clubs.  Weird.

[Lantyssa]

Two wrongs don't make a right.

Maybe not, but I bet two wrongs make an up.

[Threash]

A bunch of crazy religious fundies outside a strip club will hurt business, a bunch of hot strippers in bikinis outside your church? not so much.

[Musashi]

Watch the video.  Not so hot.

[Sir T]

Granted I don't have much experience with them, but I've never seen any strippers outside of movies that I'd look at twice.

[IainC]

Yeah I don't want to be that guy but

The 30-year-old married mother of six said she has danced at the Foxhole for a decade...

 

[Teleku]

Granted I don't have much experience with them, but I've never seen any strippers outside of movies that I'd look at twice.

You need to get out to Vegas more.   

Only ever been to one (in SF), but I'd say that the majority of the women inside were, surprisingly, very hot.

I've seen women who I knew were strippers out in the country side however, and....... 

[Paelos]

Strippers in the top end Atlanta joints are very hot. The bachelor party we had at the Cheetah was quite awesome.

The only downside is the overwhelming creepy dude factor in those places. Takes away from the hotness.

[Nebu]

The world is full of beautiful women.  Smart, sane, and beautiful women are much rarer. 

[Rasix]

Pick 2 of the above traits. Hope the third isn't so bad.

[Paelos]

I'm holding out for sane.

[Nebu]

I'm holding out for sane.

Look for Bigfoot and a unicorn while you're at it.  See which you find first.

[Paelos]

So really you just mean pick smart and beautiful, and hope she doesn't cut you.  

[Nebu]

So really you just mean pick smart and beautiful, and hope she doesn't cut you.  

Or you could pick beautiful and sane and explain every joke.  Your choice.

[Paelos]

So really you just mean pick smart and beautiful, and hope she doesn't cut you.  

Or you could pick beautiful and sane and explain every joke.  Your choice.

Tough call. I do enjoy the jokes.

[Teleku]

But just think, this way she'll always be complimenting you on how smart you are.  Great for the ego!

[IainC]

But just think, this way she'll always be complimenting you on how smart you are.  Great for the ego!

It really isn't after a while. Far better to either marry a boiler who you can talk to or get used to the taste of boiled rabbit.

[Teleku]

It really isn't after a while. Far better to either marry a boiler who you can talk to or get used to the taste of boiled rabbit.

Ok, I think I'm running to that "Separated by a common language" problem here...

[Ingmar]

The second one was a reference to Fatal Attraction I think. I'm not sure if the first use of boiler is the same thing or what.

[Merusk]

Granted I don't have much experience with them, but I've never seen any strippers outside of movies that I'd look at twice.

You need to get out to Vegas more.   

Only ever been to one (in SF), but I'd say that the majority of the women inside were, surprisingly, very hot.

I've seen women who I knew were strippers out in the country side however, and....... 

Strippers in the top end Atlanta joints are very hot. The bachelor party we had at the Cheetah was quite awesome.

The only downside is the overwhelming creepy dude factor in those places. Takes away from the hotness.

Protip: Attractive strippers know they're attractive and move to places that they'll make more money than the back country of Ohio.  Saying you saw an attractive stripper at a famous strip club like the Cheetah or Vegas is about as surprising as saying the sun rises in the East.   

Yeah I don't want to be that guy but

The 30-year-old married mother of six said she has danced at the Foxhole for a decade...

 

Yeah it was a coin toss between her and the 42 year old that made $200 the night before.  I'm not sure which give me the bigger face.

[Fraeg]

Yeah I don't want to be that guy but

The 30-year-old married mother of six said she has danced at the Foxhole for a decade...

 

Assuming she is telling the truth: she said she made 2k a week, or 96,000 a year.  I would shake my hairy ass a couple of nights a week for 96k.

*edit* 2k isn't unreasonable by any means.  A friend of mine *danced* in Sacramento for a number of years before switching to commercial real estate, she could make 2k in a weekend.  If she has taken care of herself, a 30 year old making 2k a week stripping is totally reasonable.
*edit_2* granted this is all from off the cuff conversations, I think 2k a week means a metric fuckton of lapdances, cause, generally, you make jack and squat if you just pole dance.

[CmdrSlack]

My best reference for the term "boiler" for those who aren't from the UK. I'm not, so this one song is my only personal experience with the term.


And this comes from here

boiler      Noun. An unattractive woman. Often phrased as old boiler for added derogatory emphasis. Derog.

[IainC]

Yeah I don't want to be that guy but

The 30-year-old married mother of six said she has danced at the Foxhole for a decade...

 

Yeah it was a coin toss between her and the 42 year old that made $200 the night before.  I'm not sure which give me the bigger face.

Well being 42 in itself isn't the issue, there are a lot of very attractive 42 year olds who I would be quite happy to get a lapdance from however, assuming that the 'Lola who did not give her last name' in the article is the same woman as 'Lola Lorrein' in the video, she is not one of those 42 year olds.

[01101010]

Every time I see this thread title I read it as: Strippers, Turn Tables, and the Protestant Church.... which is pretty frickin awesome in and of itself.

[Paelos]

Every time I see this thread title I read it as: Strippers, Turn Tables, and the Protestant Church.... which is pretty frickin awesome in and of itself.

Sounds like a Beck song.

[angry.bob]

Tommy George looks like a hillbilly version of Ian McShane's Al Swearengen. He shouldn't have his girls picket the place, he should just send Dan and some forresty types to take care of the problem and all will be fine in Deadwood again.

[Merusk]

Yeah I don't want to be that guy but

The 30-year-old married mother of six said she has danced at the Foxhole for a decade...

 

Yeah it was a coin toss between her and the 42 year old that made $200 the night before.  I'm not sure which give me the bigger face.

Well being 42 in itself isn't the issue, there are a lot of very attractive 42 year olds who I would be quite happy to get a lapdance from however, assuming that the 'Lola who did not give her last name' in the article is the same woman as 'Lola Lorrein' in the video, she is not one of those 42 year olds.

I figured it was the same woman.