That was fucking terrible. Smurfs belong in their forest and in their mushroom houses. Fuck you all. Fuck you.
Now I'm thinking of that "peace terrorist" they executed at the end of Starship Troopers 3, which I know nobody else saw. Except instead of screaming "Fuck the Federation, you can't take away our power! Fuck you all! Fuck you!" as they put the noose around his neck, now he's like "Fuck Hollywood! Smurfs belong in their mushroom houses! Fuck you!" (0:30 onward.)
"You're just a dick who quotes himself in his sig." -- Schild "Yeah, it's pretty awesome." -- Me
"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor." -Stephen Colbert
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