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Slayerik
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on: April 30, 2010, 06:51:45 AM

I work at a University hospital as a desktop support guy. We have a public guest wireless. We have a patient here that refuses to take medication until we open up the ports for Eve Online and Second Life.

Was just told this person just had a transplant as well.

I will try to find out what corp/alliance. Any guesses? :)
« Last Edit: April 30, 2010, 06:54:54 AM by Slayerik »

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Reply #1 on: April 30, 2010, 06:59:45 AM

ZERG.
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Reply #2 on: April 30, 2010, 08:01:08 AM

Alliance?  Bah, It's Firstname Lastname.

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Reply #3 on: April 30, 2010, 08:34:45 AM

Firstname Lastname always gets his
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Reply #4 on: April 30, 2010, 09:51:06 AM

In all seriousness, Liam Fremen is supposed to be moderately seriously ill at the moment.

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Reply #5 on: April 30, 2010, 09:57:45 AM

Heh, it's not him. Actually got the guy's name too.

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Reply #6 on: April 30, 2010, 10:22:16 AM

Bobby Atlas is apparently MIA as well.
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Reply #7 on: April 30, 2010, 10:31:57 AM

Given the combination of games I'm going to go with Blast and, to be more specific, with the Virtual Life Vanguard corp (I think they're members).

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Reply #8 on: April 30, 2010, 10:33:33 AM

-dbp
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Reply #9 on: April 30, 2010, 10:53:20 AM

My actual guess is that it's some empire carebear that none of us will recognize.
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Reply #10 on: April 30, 2010, 11:08:33 AM

My actual guess is that it's some empire carebear that none of us will recognize.

It's you.
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Reply #11 on: April 30, 2010, 12:29:15 PM

Actually, I am going to guess that the guy is a hi-sec carebear and the reason why he is having trouble with his transplant is that he was ganked while moving his 3 year accumulation of goods to Jita... by Slayer.

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Reply #12 on: April 30, 2010, 01:51:12 PM

Tell him to pod jump or stfu.
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Reply #13 on: April 30, 2010, 04:04:42 PM

If he doesn't take his meds, can we have his RL stuff?

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Reply #14 on: May 01, 2010, 02:33:46 AM

Did he update his clone before the operation?

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Reply #15 on: May 01, 2010, 02:30:25 PM

Enough cockteasing, who is it? Mob
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Reply #16 on: May 01, 2010, 04:22:57 PM

Member of "Primary."

Whoever they are.....seem to play down south with PL and stuff.

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Reply #17 on: May 01, 2010, 04:41:56 PM

One of about 20 alliances living in Scalding Pass. Probably Atlas pets.
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Reply #18 on: May 01, 2010, 04:44:50 PM

Primary. is the alliance that just moved in with Sys-K to help them fight against Stain and c0ven.  They're part of the Atlas bloc, otherwise.
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Reply #19 on: May 01, 2010, 04:56:38 PM

Slay, wouldn't your job pretty much instantly fire you if they knew about this thread?  Tinfoil Hat

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Reply #20 on: May 01, 2010, 05:58:45 PM

Slay, wouldn't your job pretty much instantly fire you if they knew about this thread?  Tinfoil Hat

Only if I mentioned a player's name, that would be against HIPAA.

I never name the hospital, the player's in game name, or anything. The could eat a massive dick and a lawsuit if they wanted to try.

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Reply #21 on: May 02, 2010, 07:23:13 AM

What I don't understand Slay, is why the EVE ports weren't already opened so that you could be scouting for ganks whilst at work.  DRILLING AND MANLINESS

edit: grammar
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Reply #22 on: May 02, 2010, 09:07:51 AM

What I don't understand Slay, is why the EVE ports weren't already opened so that you could scouting for ganks whilst at work.  DRILLING AND MANLINESS

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Reply #23 on: May 02, 2010, 10:14:57 PM

What I don't understand Slay, is why the EVE ports weren't already opened so that you could be scouting for ganks whilst at work.  DRILLING AND MANLINESS

edit: grammar

they are open, just not on the guest wireless ;)

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Reply #24 on: May 02, 2010, 11:07:17 PM

[they are open, just not on the guest wireless ;)
Hint hint. This isn't by chance.

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Reply #25 on: May 04, 2010, 06:09:40 AM

This is one of the funniest Eve related things I've heard since we left Goonswarm or blew up that guy with aspergers syndrome.

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Reply #26 on: May 04, 2010, 06:14:07 AM

Quote
that guy with aspergers syndrome.

Boy, that narrows down the possible list of people you blew up.

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Reply #27 on: May 04, 2010, 06:20:57 AM

Yeh awesome, for real

He was the guy in the 15B Isk Golem, according to his blog he had bonafide aspies.

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Reply #28 on: May 04, 2010, 07:07:30 AM

Yeh awesome, for real

He was the guy in the 15B Isk Golem, according to his blog he had bonafide aspies.

And of course, I found/hunted/organized his death. The only reason I give two shits about this game is the ability to be an actual space pirate. Or a space scammer. Or a corp thief. Or trader. The galactic wars are cool but are a fucking lag fest/5 hour wankathon leading up to it.

Hell, I kinda want to start scanning ships again. Might have to log in to do that though, and pay out what I owe ... ;)


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Reply #29 on: May 04, 2010, 08:16:21 AM

And fetch the ship which I've now moved to jita.

Cyno's lit, bridge is up, but one pilot won't be jumping home.
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Reply #30 on: May 04, 2010, 09:00:35 AM

And fetch the ship which I've now moved to jita.

You the man.

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Reply #31 on: May 05, 2010, 05:54:20 AM

Found out he was also punching things and having nightmares until we got him access. Stress is one of the last things people need after a transplant. Crazy addicted fucker.

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Reply #32 on: May 05, 2010, 05:58:36 AM

That's oddly appropriate coming from someone with your avatar. Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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