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Title: "I won't take medication until I can log in"
Post by: Slayerik on April 30, 2010, 06:51:45 AM
I work at a University hospital as a desktop support guy. We have a public guest wireless. We have a patient here that refuses to take medication until we open up the ports for Eve Online and Second Life.

Was just told this person just had a transplant as well.

I will try to find out what corp/alliance. Any guesses? :)


Title: Re: "I won't take medication until I can log in"
Post by: NiX on April 30, 2010, 06:59:45 AM
ZERG.


Title: Re: "I won't take medication until I can log in"
Post by: Murgos on April 30, 2010, 08:01:08 AM
Alliance?  Bah, It's Firstname Lastname.


Title: Re: "I won't take medication until I can log in"
Post by: Sparky on April 30, 2010, 08:34:45 AM
Firstname Lastname always gets his


Title: Re: "I won't take medication until I can log in"
Post by: Simond on April 30, 2010, 09:51:06 AM
In all seriousness, Liam Fremen is supposed to be moderately seriously ill at the moment.


Title: Re: "I won't take medication until I can log in"
Post by: Slayerik on April 30, 2010, 09:57:45 AM
Heh, it's not him. Actually got the guy's name too.


Title: Re: "I won't take medication until I can log in"
Post by: Phildo on April 30, 2010, 10:22:16 AM
Bobby Atlas is apparently MIA as well.


Title: Re: "I won't take medication until I can log in"
Post by: Endie on April 30, 2010, 10:31:57 AM
Given the combination of games I'm going to go with Blast and, to be more specific, with the Virtual Life Vanguard corp (I think they're members).


Title: Re: "I won't take medication until I can log in"
Post by: Pezzle on April 30, 2010, 10:33:33 AM
-dbp


Title: Re: "I won't take medication until I can log in"
Post by: Phildo on April 30, 2010, 10:53:20 AM
My actual guess is that it's some empire carebear that none of us will recognize.


Title: Re: "I won't take medication until I can log in"
Post by: NiX on April 30, 2010, 11:08:33 AM
My actual guess is that it's some empire carebear that none of us will recognize.

It's you.


Title: Re: "I won't take medication until I can log in"
Post by: Murgos on April 30, 2010, 12:29:15 PM
Actually, I am going to guess that the guy is a hi-sec carebear and the reason why he is having trouble with his transplant is that he was ganked while moving his 3 year accumulation of goods to Jita... by Slayer.


Title: Re: "I won't take medication until I can log in"
Post by: lac on April 30, 2010, 01:51:12 PM
Tell him to pod jump or stfu.


Title: Re: "I won't take medication until I can log in"
Post by: Numtini on April 30, 2010, 04:04:42 PM
If he doesn't take his meds, can we have his RL stuff?


Title: Re: "I won't take medication until I can log in"
Post by: Setanta on May 01, 2010, 02:33:46 AM
Did he update his clone before the operation?


Title: Re: "I won't take medication until I can log in"
Post by: Sparky on May 01, 2010, 02:30:25 PM
Enough cockteasing, who is it? :mob:


Title: Re: "I won't take medication until I can log in"
Post by: Slayerik on May 01, 2010, 04:22:57 PM
Member of "Primary."

Whoever they are.....seem to play down south with PL and stuff.


Title: Re: "I won't take medication until I can log in"
Post by: palmer_eldritch on May 01, 2010, 04:41:56 PM
One of about 20 alliances living in Scalding Pass. Probably Atlas pets.


Title: Re: "I won't take medication until I can log in"
Post by: Phildo on May 01, 2010, 04:44:50 PM
Primary. is the alliance that just moved in with Sys-K to help them fight against Stain and c0ven.  They're part of the Atlas bloc, otherwise.


Title: Re: "I won't take medication until I can log in"
Post by: WindupAtheist on May 01, 2010, 04:56:38 PM
Slay, wouldn't your job pretty much instantly fire you if they knew about this thread?  :tinfoil:


Title: Re: "I won't take medication until I can log in"
Post by: Slayerik on May 01, 2010, 05:58:45 PM
Slay, wouldn't your job pretty much instantly fire you if they knew about this thread?  :tinfoil:

Only if I mentioned a player's name, that would be against HIPAA.

I never name the hospital, the player's in game name, or anything. The could eat a massive dick and a lawsuit if they wanted to try.


Title: Re: "I won't take medication until I can log in"
Post by: sanctuary on May 02, 2010, 07:23:13 AM
What I don't understand Slay, is why the EVE ports weren't already opened so that you could be scouting for ganks whilst at work.  :drill:

edit: grammar


Title: Re: "I won't take medication until I can log in"
Post by: IainC on May 02, 2010, 09:07:51 AM
What I don't understand Slay, is why the EVE ports weren't already opened so that you could scouting for ganks whilst at work.  :drill:

"Ya gotta tell me doc, is it bad?"
"I'm afraid it is, we don't know how long we can keep you alive"
"Before I go, will you move my collection of T2 BPOs through Niarja for me?"
"Sure I will"

Camera pans to SLAYERIK leaving the ward in a hurry.


Title: Re: "I won't take medication until I can log in"
Post by: Slayerik on May 02, 2010, 10:14:57 PM
What I don't understand Slay, is why the EVE ports weren't already opened so that you could be scouting for ganks whilst at work.  :drill:

edit: grammar

they are open, just not on the guest wireless ;)


Title: Re: "I won't take medication until I can log in"
Post by: Vaiti on May 02, 2010, 11:07:17 PM
[they are open, just not on the guest wireless ;)
Hint hint. This isn't by chance.


Title: Re: "I won't take medication until I can log in"
Post by: Amarr HM on May 04, 2010, 06:09:40 AM
This is one of the funniest Eve related things I've heard since we left Goonswarm or blew up that guy with aspergers syndrome.


Title: Re: "I won't take medication until I can log in"
Post by: schild on May 04, 2010, 06:14:07 AM
Quote
that guy with aspergers syndrome.

Boy, that narrows down the possible list of people you blew up.

:listing_prerequisite_for_playing_Eve_itt:


Title: Re: "I won't take medication until I can log in"
Post by: Amarr HM on May 04, 2010, 06:20:57 AM
Yeh :awesome_for_real:

He was the guy in the 15B Isk Golem, according to his blog he had bonafide aspies.


Title: Re: "I won't take medication until I can log in"
Post by: Slayerik on May 04, 2010, 07:07:30 AM
Yeh :awesome_for_real:

He was the guy in the 15B Isk Golem, according to his blog he had bonafide aspies.

And of course, I found/hunted/organized his death. The only reason I give two shits about this game is the ability to be an actual space pirate. Or a space scammer. Or a corp thief. Or trader. The galactic wars are cool but are a fucking lag fest/5 hour wankathon leading up to it.

Hell, I kinda want to start scanning ships again. Might have to log in to do that though, and pay out what I owe ... ;)



Title: Re: "I won't take medication until I can log in"
Post by: tgr on May 04, 2010, 08:16:21 AM
And fetch the ship which I've now moved to jita.


Title: Re: "I won't take medication until I can log in"
Post by: Slayerik on May 04, 2010, 09:00:35 AM
And fetch the ship which I've now moved to jita.

You the man.


Title: Re: "I won't take medication until I can log in"
Post by: Slayerik on May 05, 2010, 05:54:20 AM
Found out he was also punching things and having nightmares until we got him access. Stress is one of the last things people need after a transplant. Crazy addicted fucker.


Title: Re: "I won't take medication until I can log in"
Post by: tgr on May 05, 2010, 05:58:36 AM
That's oddly appropriate coming from someone with your avatar. :grin: