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Reply #1015 on: September 22, 2010, 05:59:51 AM

For some people, winning is everything. Regardless of how it makes you look. It's an Internet Tough Guy Fight, but with lawyers around the edges.

but he seems less concerned with winning and more (pathologically) concerned with having the last word... in every exchange... with anonymous strangers.  He's really just not right.
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Reply #1016 on: September 22, 2010, 06:59:57 AM

I'm impressed they got him to comment on his Ph.D. He managed to keep a lid on that for years, it was the one thing you couldn't bait him on. Huffman offered to shut down his website and offer a public apology if he proved he had a Ph.D in the late 90s.

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see just how quickly and systematically I turn your entire life upside down and inside out

 ACK!

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Reply #1017 on: September 22, 2010, 07:14:58 AM

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see just how quickly and systematically I turn your entire life upside down and inside out

Why do I read this as: "Consequences will never be the same!"

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Reply #1018 on: September 22, 2010, 08:17:06 AM

Honestly, if I had a million bucks, you'd never see me online again.
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Reply #1019 on: September 22, 2010, 08:43:15 AM

Huh? Why? Videogames aren't my job, it's a hobby.
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Reply #1020 on: September 22, 2010, 09:30:52 AM

Yeah that made no sense.  I'd be in some tropical location enjoying the shit out of myself.  I don't imagine that a big part of that enjoyment wouldn't involve playing computer games.  I'm positive an added part of that enjoyment would be coming here to remind y'all how much of a fantastic time I was having. 
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Reply #1021 on: September 22, 2010, 09:34:50 AM

Haha, holy shit.  I figured "Tell me about your Ph.D, Derek" would just be a fun toss-off comment he'd never respond to, and I hadn't even thought to check the thread again.

And now I see that not only did he reply, I've gotten perhaps one of the best Classic Serek Dmart threats ever.


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Reply #1022 on: September 22, 2010, 09:38:20 AM

Say "goodnight", Sally.

That's not even fucking funny.  (You showing back up here, that is.)

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Reply #1023 on: September 22, 2010, 10:39:08 AM

Don't know... it go a minilol out of me.

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Reply #1024 on: September 22, 2010, 03:40:30 PM

I laughed when I saw "guest".

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #1025 on: September 22, 2010, 05:12:07 PM

Shouldn't the name in the post be edited so his massive "OMG PEOPLEZ ARE TALKING ABOUT MEEZ ON THE INTERWEBZ" crawler doesn't catch on to this thread?


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Reply #1026 on: September 22, 2010, 06:36:11 PM

I assure you that he has been reading every single post in this thread with great alacrity.
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Reply #1027 on: September 22, 2010, 07:26:56 PM

I want to see Serek Dmart and Jack Thompson on the same thread some day.
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Reply #1028 on: September 23, 2010, 08:05:02 AM

Yea, sorry, couldn't help but laugh at that. I read it as him struggling to scream out at least one AC related comment as the mods were dragging him out the door.

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Reply #1029 on: September 23, 2010, 08:42:30 AM

I was looking through my stupid internet pictures folder yesterday and found this:



I think I was using it as an avatard.
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Reply #1030 on: September 23, 2010, 09:57:03 AM

The next person who quotes geldon or even reminds me that he exists is getting kicked in the reproductive organs repeatedly. The comment from the last page almost gave me a stroke.


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Reply #1031 on: September 23, 2010, 10:00:09 AM

Yea, sorry, couldn't help but laugh at that. I read it as him struggling to scream out at least one AC related comment as the mods were dragging him out the door.

He got another one out that I deleted.  I'm surprised he didn't shoot for more, but I think he may have realized it was a futile effort.  We were moments away from an update on Farnsworth Bentley's life.

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Reply #1032 on: September 23, 2010, 11:24:31 AM

I wonder if we could somehow get Bruce over in that thread.  awesome, for real
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Reply #1033 on: September 23, 2010, 11:29:28 AM

Nubs like me need a flyer to tell who's who in these f13 past anecdotes.   Cry
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Reply #1034 on: September 23, 2010, 11:58:49 AM

Hyu aka Telemediocrity aka Mediocre, I believe.
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Reply #1035 on: September 23, 2010, 12:04:58 PM

The comments go from mild stupid to wildly stupid to impotent rage in a matter of minutes. It's quite impressive that anybody can be that immune to simple reason.

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Reply #1036 on: September 23, 2010, 03:58:59 PM

Nubs like me need a flyer to tell who's who in these f13 past anecdotes.   Cry

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Reply #1037 on: September 23, 2010, 04:12:27 PM

I scrolled through part of that thread on Lum's blog.  I thought it would be entertaining.  Instead, it was kind of sad.
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Reply #1038 on: September 24, 2010, 11:53:35 AM

I think it's pretty clear Serek is more than a little spergy.
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Reply #1039 on: September 24, 2010, 12:12:54 PM

You could say he's Spergalicious.
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Reply #1040 on: September 24, 2010, 09:06:35 PM

Spergling.
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Reply #1041 on: September 24, 2010, 11:24:32 PM

The God Sperg-Emperor of Terra. His brain manufactures naturally occurring adderall.
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Reply #1042 on: September 25, 2010, 09:47:37 AM

Doesn't everyone on the internet have aspergers?   why so serious?
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Reply #1043 on: September 25, 2010, 11:12:00 AM

No, some of us are just assholes.  DRILLING AND MANLINESS

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Reply #1044 on: September 28, 2010, 05:53:07 PM

SEPT 27th UPDATE: At approximately 7PM EST, the lawsuit between QOL and Allen was settled with the purchase of Allen’s equity in the LLC; thus he is no longer associated with Quest Online. It’s FINALLY OVER.

Serek Dmart is playing it out that they won. But yet didn't want to take the lawsuit to trial because they were all fed up and "had it". Freaking cut and runner!

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But it didn’t stop there. He still has remnants (e.g. Google caches) of the blog, comments, links within etc which he has refused to remove. So today, we’re going straight back to court to obtain an order of contempt to have everything removed.
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Reply #1045 on: September 28, 2010, 06:12:02 PM

So, the only person that's going to make any money off the whole fiasco is Allen?  And I'm supposed to believe he's the 'loser'?

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Reply #1046 on: September 28, 2010, 06:21:17 PM

So, the only person that's going to make any money off the whole fiasco is Allen?  And I'm supposed to believe he's the 'loser'?

If I was to go so far and conclude:

its not about the money; it's about who gets in the last word. (given Serek's unique ability to ALWAYS have a response to just about anything directed toward him)

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Reply #1047 on: September 28, 2010, 07:17:15 PM

So, the only person that's going to make any money off the whole fiasco is Allen?  And I'm supposed to believe he's the 'loser'?

I believe there may be a few lawyers adding gold-plating to their third swimming pools as a result of this brouhaha. Expensive legal advice is still expensive, even when one chooses to ignore it.

Technically Allen didn't make money. He had his money returned to him, money that he had invested in QOL but to which he had no access.
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Reply #1048 on: September 29, 2010, 12:05:11 AM

Can someone explain to me how someone is responsible for the existence of google cashes? Are you able to delete google caches of something you put up?  Help me understand this.

And it could be more than just what he put in. Buying out of equity can be anything from a 1:1 ratio of capital investment to a valuation payout well in excess of that or pennies on the dollar if the equity is now worthless. There is a huge spectrum there.

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Reply #1049 on: September 29, 2010, 12:22:33 AM

Can someone explain to me how someone is responsible for the existence of google cashes? Are you able to delete google caches of something you put up?  Help me understand this.

And it could be more than just what he put in. Buying out of equity can be anything from a 1:1 ratio of capital investment to a valuation payout well in excess of that or pennies on the dollar if the equity is now worthless. There is a huge spectrum there.

Additionally I am pretty sure I recall Serek being very adamant on the point that Allen didn't sink any of his own money into QOL. Life is too short to trawl through all that chestbeating again but I definitely recall reading that statement several times from the good doktor.

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