Goons Lose Delve, Photochops at 11 (plus LoveU)

[Phildo]

This is now the Groon thread.

Credit goes to Sparky for digging this up.

Edit: Free Furnok Dorn.

[Phildo]

Goonwaffe's new alliance name is:

SOLODRAKBANSOLODRAKBANSO [LODRA]

[bhodi]

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Pro tables.

[Sparky]

Wow that sucks, I feel bad for you guys.  Goonwaffe are pretty dumb turning their backs on the few remaining friends they have.  Especially friends who've proved beyond a doubt they're not just in it for the good times.  That's the second time you've been fucked sideways by goons (the first being OSS North).  On the bright side I hear IT is still recruiting. 

[tgr]

Oh my.

[Predator Irl]

On the bright side I hear IT is still recruiting. 

I would literally rather remove one of my testicals!

[Comstar]

I will miss giving out skrimish gang links from a Claymore. I apologise to the rifter pilots who will miss out on having 34km points. The joy of having 6 km/s Vigil's will be less often now, though right at the end of Delve I noticed nearly every fleet had at least one Claymore around. I lost my last Claymore in 1-S in the last fight before the IT fleet came into NOL. When the cap and subcap fleet died on the NOL gate, that was the last time I used gang links. Farewell TACKLEWING.

I will miss the wiki, particualy the history and drama section.

I will miss being the only person selling some tech 1 modules within 3 regions. Pro tip to any newbie manufactuers: Sell Shield Resist modules, no one else does.

I will miss the story and the drama. No other group in game has so much of both, so often, and so amusing to read or be a small part of.

I will miss hearing The Mitanni speak on TS, the man is a really good story teller.

I will miss hearing DBRB tell a story on TS in the middle of a fleet fight while someone else is trying to call primaries. And though some Goons will damm me to hell forever for saying it, I will miss his stories too. He keeps the game fun, and that should be more important than anything, but I will miss the fact that it is not.

I will not miss moon kitten. Or his posts. Fuck moon kitten, and his avatar.

I will miss reading Bu Jenkin's news reports, but not the man himself.

I will not miss rape train backwards- seriously, why is the man who lost Goonswarm everything, still here.

I will miss Sigma Squad: They seem to be the last part of the organizaion that used to be known as Goonfleet that is friendly and helpful to newbies. I fear bring friendly and helpful to newbies is an art almost lost to this place.

I will miss being able to post on the SA thread updates on the ongoing story and situation.

I will miss being part of the force that destroyed SirMolle's space-empire and reputation. Fuck SirMolle, and his ego.


I will miss hearing a dog barking on TS and making it impossible to hear orders or give intel. Never stop barking.



Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back gone for breakfast.

[Endie]

On the bright side I hear IT is still recruiting. 

I would literally rather remove one of my testicals!

Goonswarm has already cost at least one person a testicle.

[Phildo]

Mr Clock!

[tgr]

Out of everything else that's happened the past few weeks, this is the only thing that made me go , everything else has had me guffawing with the hilarity of the situation.

I've honestly not been in an alliance where the people've made me giggle and laugh as much as goons have, it's going to be a bit sad to leave that aspect of it. But going to IT? Fuck no.

[Numtini]

Yeah, this was a fun bunch of people, it'll be hard to find something with as many laughs while playing. Every other group I've flown with have been complete twits.

BTW knock knock knock if someone could let me in to the corp area, I have every plan of sticking around. (Kathleen Hallet)

[Sir T]

Aww, that sucks.

Maybe you could just offer to kick Himo? Betting money he's the reason darius thinks you're as bad as battlestars

If that will get the guys back in, then kick me.

Unironiclly I offered to go months ago if that would have helped secure the guys place in the swarm.

[amiable]

I think the answer is obvious: F13 needs to join Groon.

[IainC]

Himo, kicking you/not kicking you will make no difference to the fate of the corp. Darius is not going to say 'well now that Himo is gone I guess you can all come back'. I'm also pretty sure that you didn't cause or precipitate our departure either.

Stop being a victim.

[amiable]

Himo, kicking you/not kicking you will make no difference to the fate of the corp. Darius is not going to say 'well now that Himo is gone I guess you can all come back'. I'm also pretty sure that you didn't cause or precipitate our departure either.

Stop being a victim.

Seriously, we all knew this was going to happen, it was a fun ride (at least the time I was in).  Chalk it up to "goon culture" which for all it's"chillin with brosefs" side has the "scapegoat the other" side.  The lack of an identifiable bad guy means they had to get the lulz from somewhere...  Meh, I still think they are the most fun guys in EvE.

[Elaen Todir]

Elaen reporting in F13 forums!

Do we have an private sub forum hidden here somewhere?

[tgr]

I was hoping it wouldn't happen, since I thought we were fairly productive and not sticking out like a sore thumb on the forums either. The only indication I had of issues was really the whole "Vee vs LoveU" spat regarding goonwaffe, and that didn't seem to be all that serious.

They were the most fun guys in EVE that I've flown with, and the last two weeks have been the most hilarious weeks so far, but to be evicted in this fashion for what I believe is some people having sandy vaginas or had an axe to grind from a year back or more, is disappointing. I was hoping for more, but I guess it's not to be.

Next destination?

[Pezzle]

Is this the part where you join Bat Country and wind up back in AM?

[Phred]

Damn. Moose makes me wish we had rep here. All my 5's anyway..


(no, I'm still quite glad we don't have rep here actually)

[Nope]

hey folks

[Sir T]

But that would mean we would be joining the underdogs in the middle of a massive invasion. Didn't we do that like 18 months ago? 

[Predator Irl]

Is this the part where you join Bat Country and wind up back in AM?

 We were kind of hoping CVA would have open arms, or AAA

[setar]

You guys are getting a _lot_ of love. Take it Arsed is still a member of GS:

If anyone doubted how seriously goons take their posting, they just renamed the alliance after the guy that runs the forums and kicked 2 corporations who are full of terrible posters.

Backfired for FoH, though:

F13 is a shitty forum whose members took over Ultrapolite Socialites [LOVEU] from the original membership. They and Battlestars will not be joining the rest of the member corps in reforming the disbanded Goonswarm.

Kadm is smug as fuck because they kicked him from the corp when he and some of the other old leadership tried to stage a coup. Grats kadm.

and

You're also not going to be able to get into SOLODRAKBANSOLODRAKBANSO[LODRA] thanks to Kadm sperging out about F13.
Just so you know.

E: To clarify, not a threat - just that there's no fucking way in hell a FoH-board-based corp will be let in now that Kadm helped get a different board-based corp booted that actually did shit.

[Endie]

Moosehands that's a hella post.

[Thrawn]

You guys are getting a _lot_ of love. Take it Arsed is still a member of GS:

Huh, I never new Arsed was another forum based group before.  Never heard of that site.

[Jayce]

Elaen reporting in F13 forums!

Do we have an private sub forum hidden here somewhere?

No.

[Murgos]

You never heard of Ars Technica?  I don't know why I am shocked by that.

[WindupAtheist]

So F13 won't be allowed to join Goonzoku?

Seriously. Goonzoku. That name needs to stick.

[setar]

That's the current word, yes. Kadma blames Himo. Just saying :)

[Jayce]

Backfired for FoH, though:

F13 is a shitty forum whose members took over Ultrapolite Socialites [LOVEU] from the original membership. They and Battlestars will not be joining the rest of the member corps in reforming the disbanded Goonswarm.
.

FoH person calling F13 a shitty forum? Rich.

[Pennilenko]

hey folks

Sup, our favorite spy.

[Simond]

You're also not going to be able to get into SOLODRAKBANSOLODRAKBANSO[LODRA] thanks to Kadm sperging out about F13.
Just so you know.

E: To clarify, not a threat - just that there's no fucking way in hell a FoH-board-based corp will be let in now that Kadm helped get a different board-based corp booted that actually did shit.

You know, you could have just asked me to repost that here. 

[Phildo]

FoH person calling F13 a shitty forum? Rich.

Hey now, they can both be shitty!

[Pax]

Is it done yet? Has butan been pushed?

[steven]

It is some other button, but we may be gone as part of the maintenance vOv