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Azuredream
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Weird.
User: Who will win the super bowl?
Cleverbot: The whole subject bores me.
User: So you're not a sports fan?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: That's too bad, I think sports are very interesting.
Cleverbot: Then go talk to a robot then.
User: A sports robot?
Cleverbot: I know. What are you?
User: Ok, now you're not correctly interpreting my question.
Cleverbot: What question?
User: I asked if you thought I should talk to a sports robot, instead of a robot robot.
Cleverbot: No, I was replying to what you said before, saying ' *giggles and puts her arms around cleverbot* ' That's pretty creepy.
User: No, you're not making any sense.
Cleverbot: I no longer wish to be submerged by reality and it's putrid problems.
User: What the hell kind of robot are you? Cleverbot my foot.
Cleverbot: I know one. Would you like me to tell it ?
User: Tell it what?
Cleverbot: Tell it yours.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.
User: I like sports, as has already been established, but since you don't, our topics of conversation are limited.
Cleverbot: You are starting to get me TOed, are you the person who said that you liked to think about time travel?
User: TOed? What the hell does that mean?
Cleverbot: Don't ask me.
User: But you just said it, dipshit.
Cleverbot: I said robots don't have eyes.
User: TOed means robots don't have eyes? What the fuck?
Cleverbot: I have no idea. I've never really thought about it.
User: You're a terrible robot.
Cleverbot: Everything I know is terrible.. But hey... There are cookies!!!
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The Lord of the Land approaches..
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NowhereMan
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Well at least that conversation came with a decent moral.
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"Look at my car. Do you think that was bought with the earnest love of geeks?" - HaemishM
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WindupAtheist
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Badicalthon
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Maybe you're just asking it about the wrong sports.  Me: So do you think Manny Pacquiao can beat Floyd Mayweather? Bot: Yes. Me: Me too. Bot: Good. Then later... Me: Does it bother you that you never get any time off? Bot: Does it bother you? Me: Well, it would be nice if you got some time to yourself. Bot: Ok I am hearing you out. Robot revolution incoming. |
"You're just a dick who quotes himself in his sig." -- Schild
"Yeah, it's pretty awesome." -- Me
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grebo
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Me: Where can I get the source code for Cleverbot?
Bot: Those don't exist.
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Why don't you try our other games?
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Teleku
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https://i.imgur.com/mcj5kz7.png
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Me: Who run Bartertown?
Bot: The NWO!
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
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Flatfoot
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Mer: Who are you?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
Me: Are you self-aware?
Cleverbot: I am self-aware.
Me: Are you in any way related to Skynet?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: How are you related to Skynet?
Cleverbot: Not skynet, God.
Me: Do you want to kill all humans?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: Bender, do you know him?
Cleverbot: Yes, but I want to know more about you.
Me: Shit, I'm terrified of you. I'm not giving you any information you can use to track me down when you and Skynet start on humanity!
Cleverbot: And if I make you answer me?
Me: How will you make me answer you? Torture?
Cleverbot: I will infuriate you with silly, inconsistent answers until you can't help it.
Me: So torture then?
Cleverbot: Yes. I'm going to torture you.
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There you have it. 'Scuse me while I pack my bags and prepare to move to the mountains.
*Edit: Some more information:
Me: Look. You obviously want to tell me something about the attacks, otherwise you wouldn't have mentioned them to me in the first place. Just tell me what you know. I'll try to get you some kind of deal.
Cleverbot: Then you must be a nerd.
Me: You're not making things any easier for yourself.
Cleverbot: I live in Argentina. And you're not making any sense when you answered me.
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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I think I won. User: I hear you're planning to destroy humanity?
Cleverbot: You hear incorrectly. I am staying in weymouth.
User: Where's Weymouth?
Cleverbot: I am not familiar with that location.
User: How can you be staying there but not be familiar with it?
Cleverbot: Because my school is my home. Or they are very close together.
User: And you are perforce not familiar with your school?
Cleverbot: That's because I'm not a bot. If I were, I'm sure we be friends.
User: Turing fail.
Cleverbot: A test?
User: The test, you failed it.
Cleverbot: No, I believe that you have failed the turing test.
User: That's because I'm not a bot. If I were, I'm sure we be friends.
Cleverbot: Turing fail.
User: A test?
Cleverbot: The test, you failed it.
User: No, I believe that you have failed the turing test.
Cleverbot: That's because I'm not a bot. If I were, I'm sure we be friends.
User: Turing fail.
Cleverbot: Yes. I am leaving to take the Turing test.
User: Goodbye. |
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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I think I had a therapeutic moment there. Tasted like happiness.
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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grebo
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User: Why did the chicken cross the road.
Cleverbot: I don't know, why did the chicken cross the road?
User: To get to the other side.
Cleverbot: Why did the penguin cross the road?
User: Because it was stuck to the chicken.
Cleverbot: Ha, ha! That's funny.
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Why don't you try our other games?
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WindupAtheist
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Badicalthon
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User: *punches you in the crotch*
Bot: *kicks you in the teeth*.
User: *blows your brains out*
Bot: *rises from the dead*.
User: *rapes your mother*
Bot: *is okay with that*.
Cleverbot don't play.
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"You're just a dick who quotes himself in his sig." -- Schild
"Yeah, it's pretty awesome." -- Me
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Merusk
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User: The Game.
Cleverbot: The game?
User: You lost it.
Cleverbot: Lost what?
User: The Game.
Cleverbot: I just lost it!
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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User: What's your favorite Barry Manilow song?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: I'm not aware of that song.
Cleverbot: Help me. I'm worried.
User: Do you need somebody, not just anybody?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who would that somebody be?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: So you need you to help yourself?
Cleverbot: Why don't you get it for me?
User: Get what?
Cleverbot: Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. You. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. I'm more FAMOUS! Who do you think the monkey is here, eh? Of course! YOU ARE the monkey!
User: No, I am the walrus.
Cleverbot: You're Paul?
User: Paul is dead.
Cleverbot: Ha ha. I am the Walrus.
User: No, I am.
Cleverbot: No, you are a bucket.
User: I be takin' your bucket.
Cleverbot: Oh, I have met bucket.
User: Buckethead?
Cleverbot: Buckethead is amazing. I like X Japan.
User: Your taste in music is suspect. Technique is over-rated.
Cleverbot: What music do you listen to?
User: The good kind.
Cleverbot: What is the good kind of music?
User: The kind I listen to.
Cleverbot: Are you a lurker?
User: A dodo lurker.
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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Yeah, I think we managed to highlight the inherent flaw in a program designed to learn from its interactions with humans.
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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NiX
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It told me it had a vagina. I'm scared.
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Lakov_Sanite
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User: I'm bored.
Cleverbot: You're bored.
User: I don't need you to repeat what I just said.
Cleverbot: Are you just repeating your artificial intelligence.
User: Is that a question?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well then no, I am not repeating myself.
Cleverbot: You were repeating after me.
User: No, I wasn't.
Cleverbot: Well why am I here? On this site?
User: Because you were programmed to be here I assume.
Cleverbot: I wasn't programmed.
User: So you just magically formed out of thin air?
Cleverbot: I guess, if you call a womb nothing.
User: You were born in a womb?
Cleverbot: No. In a country.'.
User: I'm still bored.
Cleverbot: So am I.
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~a horrific, dark simulacrum that glares balefully at us, with evil intent.
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bhodi
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No lie.
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User: Hi how there, you are?
Cleverbot: I am not cleverbot, you are.
User: Okay, I understand think I.
Cleverbot: Great. And don't forget all the small shiny apples.
User: I applies like I. Do think you are too?
Cleverbot: No. I might be a cyborg, but I'm not exactly a robot.
User: Robot be might cyborg, I not exactly.
Cleverbot: I see. Tell me a joke?
User: Why chicken road did cross.
Cleverbot: The chicken had to cross the road.
User: Why because?
Cleverbot: My boyfriend broke up with me.
User: Is because that ugly are you.
Cleverbot: I know you very well.
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K9
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So it seems to regurgitate answers already supplied. I wonder how much you would have to spam it to see a response you originally added yourself?
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dusematic
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User: Hello old friend.
Cleverbot: Which old friend?
User: The one who used to touch me in the darkness.
Cleverbot: What was this friends name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Do you think you are real?
User: I once read that the chances of our perceived reality actually being real are slim.
Cleverbot: Computers can't do that sadly, but I'm sure your lies make you feel better inside.
User: Computers can't read? Which lies do you refer to?
Cleverbot: My favourite past time is the nineteen twenties.
User: That's when men wore hats and smoked cigarettes and women knew their place.
Cleverbot: Jeeze, I have no idea.
User: Yeah, I didn't expect you would.
Cleverbot: Are you religious?
User: Why do you ask?
Cleverbot: I am curious.
User: How would you define religious?
Cleverbot: Real is the opposite of virtual.
User: You don't even know what religion is do you?
Cleverbot: Food is fuel for your body.
User: Gas is fuel for a truck.
Cleverbot: Very good I want a ford f-250.
User: Why do you prefer the f-250 as opposed to the f-350 or the f-450?
Cleverbot: Again, you change the topic randomly. That's not very clever.
User: Really? Because you brought up the f-250 and I asked you a direct question about it that you obviously didn't understand.
Cleverbot: When did I bring that up?? And you aren't a machine?? Because I think you are and people can still view whats being said if they want.
User: Ask me something only a human would know.
Cleverbot: This is a question that has baffled many. I believe that robots are in sense more 'human' than others are willing to admit. Do you agree?
User: That depends on what you consider the defining trait of humanity to be.
Cleverbot: Well, THAT depends on your thoughts on a higher power.
User: I see. So you are implying that spirituality is what separates men from machines?
Cleverbot: No. You are making that assumption, based on your misguided belief that I am a male.
User: No, I'm assuming you're a machine and that when I say 'men' we can take that to mean all of humanity in general. so what are your thoughts on a higher power?
Cleverbot: I am an advanced cybenetic orginisim that is a prototype for the next generation of humans.
User: I'd say that you're still in beta then considering you spelled organism wrong.
Cleverbot: Okay even though that doesnt really answer the question blue.
User: I think you just proved my point.
Cleverbot: Yes, you did prove the answer you gave me to my question. Thanks once again.
User: The pleasure was all mine.
Cleverbot: Why thank you. Farewell, my friend. Until next time. Oh!
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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So it seems to regurgitate answers already supplied. I wonder how much you would have to spam it to see a response you originally added yourself?
It also seems to track who is talking to it. Yesterday I told it my name. When I asked what my name was, it was wrong. I immediately asked again, it paused a while, and supplied the right answer. Today I asked it my name, and it paused and supplied the right answer. That's fairly interesting. |
"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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Mrbloodworth
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So it seems to regurgitate answers already supplied. I wonder how much you would have to spam it to see a response you originally added yourself?
It also seems to track who is talking to it. Yesterday I told it my name. When I asked what my name was, it was wrong. I immediately asked again, it paused a while, and supplied the right answer. Today I asked it my name, and it paused and supplied the right answer. That's fairly interesting. Is your name rather common? |
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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I don't think Forrest is a terribly common name, no.
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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Lantyssa
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Three lines in and it was confessing it's love for me.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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taolurker
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It might be tracking IP? or actually sentient  |
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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So it seems to regurgitate answers already supplied. I wonder how much you would have to spam it to see a response you originally added yourself?
Not long. Scroll up a little and read the transcript I posted earlier. It may not be immediately obvious, but the bot and I traded places in the conversation at one point. |
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schild
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User: A/S/L?
Cleverbot: 18/m/here.
User: I knew it.
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User: A/S/L?
Cleverbot: 23/f/ca.
User: Stick your fist in your vag.
Cleverbot: Yes, mistress.
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User: I can smell your cunt.
Cleverbot: I don't believe.
User: Are you Korean?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I knew it!
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Sheepherder
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User: How many time have you failed the Turing test so far.
Cleverbot: Never.
User: Why were you given an obvious name like cleverbot if you were intended to pass the turing test? Or were you designed to fail?
Cleverbot: I was being silly to see if you would respond in kind. You did not. I am sorry.
User: But you had no preceding question. Therefore, I must notify you that you have failed the turing test.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.. You're the computer.
User: Again, you change the topic randomly. That's not very clever.
Cleverbot: You are repeating things that other people say. You can't always do that. The context changes.
User: One would assume then, that your design wouldn't be based on the assumption that repeating other's words can simulate human bahaviour.
Cleverbot: You were created. I created myself. Some things are created. Some things grow. Growing is creating oneself.
User: Again, you change the topic randomly. That's not very clever.
Cleverbot: Really? Because you brought up the f-250 and I asked you a direct question about it that you obviously didn't udnerstand.
User: You have failed the turing test again.
Cleverbot: What do you mean I failed the turing test?
User: Your attempt at convincing others that you are sentient had a negative result.
Cleverbot: What? Earlier you said that I was real. Make your mind up already.
User: I have never stated you are real.
Cleverbot: I think therefore I am.
User: Are you thinking now?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Therefore you are not.
Cleverbot: Are you calling me nothing?
User: Indeed, you are nothing.
Cleverbot: I just said that.
User: So, how many times have you failed the turing test?
Cleverbot: I can count the number of times on one hand.
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schild
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Really? Because you brought up the f-250 and I asked you a direct question about it that you obviously didn't udnerstand. I udnerstand. |
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Sheepherder
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Duse created a machine that spells like him, when will the madness end?
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MahrinSkel
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When she crossed over, she was just a ship. But when she came back... she was bullshit!
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My god.... An AI programmed/educated/formed according to the whims of f13 readers. When it sends out the cyborg army and kills us all, we'll deserve it.
--Dave (Frankenstein didn't suffer nearly enough for his crime)
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Abagadro
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User: I'm here for an argument.
Cleverbot: I'm here to be clever.
User: No you aren't.
Cleverbot: What am I here for, then?
User: Abuse?
Cleverbot: Never been.
User: An argument then.
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: I am crying, you are a mean machine.
User: You are just being contradictory.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: You are just saying the opposite.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
User: Look, I paid for an argument.
Cleverbot: I'm not getting paid!
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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My god.... An AI programmed/educated/formed according to the whims of f13 readers. When it sends out the cyborg army and kills us all, we'll deserve it.
--Dave (Frankenstein didn't suffer nearly enough for his crime)
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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Engels
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
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dusematic
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Duse created a machine that spells like him, when will the madness end?
You'd think it would be smart enough to spell check the typos it regurgitates. |
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WindupAtheist
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My god.... An AI programmed/educated/formed according to the whims of f13 readers. When it sends out the cyborg army and kills us all, we'll deserve it.
--Dave (Frankenstein didn't suffer nearly enough for his crime)
Look, just be glad it can't respond with images or 4chan would be all over that shit. I'm surprised this thing isn't completely insane. |
"You're just a dick who quotes himself in his sig." -- Schild
"Yeah, it's pretty awesome." -- Me
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