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Reply #70 on: January 30, 2013, 08:04:43 AM

I was raised Southern Baptist, so Tom going to Hell was not a new thing to worry about.

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Reply #71 on: January 30, 2013, 01:23:18 PM

Ditto. Kinda quaint. I sometimes piss off my mom by reminding her I've been dunked in the magic pond.

Those old Tom & Jerries were so great.

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Reply #72 on: January 30, 2013, 09:35:48 PM

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Reply #73 on: January 31, 2013, 12:31:17 AM

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Reply #74 on: January 31, 2013, 01:42:05 AM

I have seen that scene in a few variations way to often.

You all should come visit me next week. awesome, for real

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Reply #75 on: January 31, 2013, 08:44:44 AM

You can smell it from Dusseldorf.

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Reply #76 on: January 31, 2013, 08:55:38 AM

You can smell it from Dusseldorf.
That's because they are downriver from us, they get all the waste.  why so serious?

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Reply #77 on: January 31, 2013, 09:24:38 AM


I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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Reply #78 on: January 31, 2013, 05:23:58 PM

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Reply #79 on: January 31, 2013, 05:30:27 PM


Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #80 on: January 31, 2013, 08:22:30 PM

That happens here too - in fact the Villingen Fasnacht is the second biggest one after Koln. As it happens I live on the main street in town and one street over from where all the bars are. The city authorities have thoutfuly erected a bandstand under my bedroom window so that I can be serenaded by drunk people playing a selection of 80s hair metal hits on brass instruments at 3am every morning.

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Reply #81 on: February 01, 2013, 09:44:08 AM

Why are you living in my paradise, Iain?

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Reply #82 on: February 01, 2013, 11:33:34 AM

On a steel horse I ride!

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Reply #83 on: February 01, 2013, 11:59:10 AM

A bed (kind of), breakfast and beer is all I can offer, sorry.  why so serious?

fakeedit: I'll be using this " why so serious?" a lot in the next week.

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Reply #84 on: February 01, 2013, 12:12:32 PM


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Reply #85 on: February 01, 2013, 02:00:54 PM

That happens here too - in fact the Villingen Fasnacht is the second biggest one after Koln. As it happens I live on the main street in town and one street over from where all the bars are. The city authorities have thoutfuly erected a bandstand under my bedroom window so that I can be serenaded by drunk people playing a selection of 80s hair metal hits on brass instruments at 3am every morning.
Yes, but your company already turned me down by never responding to my application.  tongue

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Reply #86 on: February 01, 2013, 07:26:36 PM


There needs to be a Ukulele buy-back program. An all-is-forgiven hipster disarmament.

I should get back to nature, too.  You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer.  Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached.  Buy a car with only two cup holders or something.

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Reply #87 on: February 01, 2013, 10:43:04 PM


Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Reply #88 on: February 01, 2013, 11:16:44 PM

I ruse.



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Reply #89 on: February 01, 2013, 11:53:05 PM

Ruse as well, that got me good.
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Reply #90 on: February 02, 2013, 11:28:28 AM


Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Reply #91 on: February 02, 2013, 08:04:59 PM

For a second there, the pizza crust looked like something else to me.  swamp poop



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Reply #92 on: February 03, 2013, 12:08:24 AM

Make a wish


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Reply #93 on: February 03, 2013, 10:05:49 PM

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Reply #94 on: February 07, 2013, 03:45:49 PM

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Reply #95 on: February 09, 2013, 08:25:02 PM


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Reply #96 on: February 09, 2013, 10:16:52 PM


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Reply #97 on: February 09, 2013, 10:35:08 PM

Meh... The doctor turned out to be pretty "fit" himself. Good for him.

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Reply #98 on: February 09, 2013, 11:19:41 PM


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Reply #99 on: February 09, 2013, 11:22:57 PM


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Reply #100 on: February 10, 2013, 07:49:41 AM

It was campy, but pretty awesome.

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Reply #101 on: February 10, 2013, 07:55:11 AM

They should do one for men too, to motivate us to check for testicular cancer. DRILLING AND MANLINESS

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Reply #102 on: February 10, 2013, 08:22:43 AM

It was campy, but pretty awesome.

It's campier than a row of pink chiffon tents.

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Reply #103 on: February 11, 2013, 10:28:10 AM

Because it's almost  Heart day:


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Reply #104 on: February 11, 2013, 10:34:46 AM

That is very much T&A related.

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