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Topic: Top 10 reasons not to have a pet bear (Read 15840 times)
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Signe
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Someone needs to water their lawn!
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« Last Edit: October 08, 2009, 04:01:02 PM by Signe »
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Sheepherder
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[carebear] "What the fuck are you smiling at?" |
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Someone needs to water their lawn!
I thought it was a close-up of Joan Rivers. |
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Signe
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No, She's more like this:  She's hundreds of years old and doesn't have one wrinkle.  I don't know if children play hockey on her face, though. |
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Did no one get my obtuse playa joke?  |
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Lantyssa
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Was it a butte crack?
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« Last Edit: October 12, 2009, 10:07:35 AM by Lantyssa »
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Ha! No. Play-uh and ply-uh are spelled the same. One is a disrespectful douchebag, one is a geologic feature. |
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Cyrrex
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Ha! No. Play-uh and ply-uh are spelled the same. One is a disrespectful douchebag, one is a geologic feature. I'm going to be honest, Lants joke was pretty funny. Yours...I still don't get, even with the explanation. |
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Cadaverine
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A playa (or pan) (pronounced /ˈplaɪ.ə/) is a dry or ephemeral lakebed, generally extending to the shore, or a remnant of an endorheic lake.
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats.
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WayAbvPar
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Or a beach, if you are into the whole Spanish thing.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Teleku
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
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WayAbvPar
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The bear, who had skates on at the time  |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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IainC
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Cyrrex
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OMG Wat!? That's possibly the most amazing thing I've ever seen. Can that really be real? |
"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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KallDrexx
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That's awesome. I'd hate to be the referee trying to break up a fight though |
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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And yet people still get up in arms when bears kill people... from now on, I am linking this video to those morons.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Murgos
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The bear, who had skates on at the time It is not clear what caused the attack. Really? I think it's pretty clear. |
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Teleku
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The mental imagine of being mauled by a bear wearing razor sharp ice skates is pretty |
"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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The mental imagine of being mauled by a bear wearing razor sharp ice skates is pretty Very true, but if you were the one to put the skates on the bear, then I say there has to be that one moment where you think, "ok, maybe the skates were pushing it a bit too far and I deserve to have my skull cracked open by the jaws of this bear." In between bouts of screaming and defecating of course. |
Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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The Russians are behind this, I just know it. |
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lac
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I think I'll have to side with the bears on this one.
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Signe
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I always side with the bears.
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Tale
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sıɥʇ ǝʞıן sʞןɐʇ
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Dear god that is just evil frightening.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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NowhereMan
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I'm so glad right now that bears normally have hair. That's the stuff of nightmares.
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"Look at my car. Do you think that was bought with the earnest love of geeks?" - HaemishM
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Endie
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I unironically think that someone who keeps a bear in a cage one tenth the floor space of my first flat gets what they deserve when the bear performs radical and irreversible surgery on them.
While I do feel sorry for the bear it's better off now.
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My blog: http://endie.netTwitter - Endieposts "What else would one expect of Scottish sociopaths sipping their single malt Glenlivit [sic]?" Jack Thompson |
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Le0
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I must say I find Ice Hockey bears to be pretty awesome. |
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Cyrrex
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Can we agree that it is awesome while also agreeing that it would be perfectly acceptable for these bears to slaughter both their trainers as well as everyone in the stands watching the bear hockey?
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Murgos
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Can we agree that it is awesome while also agreeing that it would be perfectly acceptable for these bears to slaughter both their trainers as well as everyone in the stands watching the bear hockey?
Indeed. The very thing that makes Ice Hockey Bears awesome is the anticipation of the impending mauling(s). Edit: Remember, bear baiting is a sport that is nearly as old as human kind, this is just a particularly humiliating form of it. |
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