LK
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So you all know I'm giving away MAG Beta keys to f13 members, right? Unfortunately such an offer draws the newbs here. I pride myself on bitch slapping people who don't care for finer writing, but I figure it might be worth some amusement to you all.
(FYI: Private Messages are rarely private with me if you piss me off and there's some entertainment value in its posting!)
mafiahejeri: WOAH!!?! may I please have on kind sir?
Lorekeep: Sure, for $5. Got Paypal?
mafiahejeri: No I dont :( but you got 90!!!!!!! please spare me one + tbh I dont think anyone will pay you might find one or 2 but alot of sites are giving away codes but yeah I can see where your coming from its a good business oppourtunity...
Lorekeep: I have. Craigslist is good for that.
mafiahejeri: Fair enough good luck selling the codes FYI so many people are giving away codes to strangers some that only have 1 codes too...
Lorekeep: I get it. I'm being a dick. Now fuck off, parasite.
mafiahejeri: fuck off parasite?? hard to believe your 22 you sound like a 9 year old kid better yet a 9 year old girl having a bitchy mood fit dont go around talking to people like that on the street you may get seriously fucked up disrespecting people like that keyboard gangster...
Lorekeep:
Maybe you didn't realize this when you ventured on the internet, but decorum goes out the window because the consequences are less severe for being "internet gangster" as you put it.
Let's break this down:
You come to a forum where I'm offering keys to its prominent members, begging and pleading to be an exception with the writing skills of a tweener that's too busy having underage sex to learn how to fucking communicate like an adult, which would normally get you banned straight away had you not decided to private message about it instead of showing your shame to the public.
I spent some expense getting these keys, so for total leeches such as yourself, I put a small but reasonable price on taking the time to provide you something, because you sure as shit ain't someone I know who's earned my generosity. When you refuse and point out how other people are givin' em away for free, I acknowledge that there are some people out there who's willing to pay because they aren't as privileged to know someone like the forum members know me here. When you remind me AGAIN that people are giving em away for free, you disrespected me by refusing to acknowledge your place in this situation. That is, an ungrateful, ignorant snot who expects people to give you kindness when you act like a rude prick, and whose parting words indicate a false sense of superiority in the situation.
You got $5, it's yours. Otherwise, as I said, fuck off. IT'S JUST THAT SIMPLE! Why the fuck should I give a shit about your needs? You have absolutely nothing else I desire from your miserable little existence except your money.
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Lantyssa
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Schadenfreude at it's finest. I do hope we get more of these. (Sorry it means they all have to bug you though.)
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Hoax
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Or at least have a decent username if nothing else. I also hope you get bothered more and it amusing ways.
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Venkman
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I'd have given them a waiver if they could explain their name. Because it sounds like it has a story to it.
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LK
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It's OK, I like verbal bitch-slapping because it lets me be creative in my disses. But unfortunately it's rarely appreciated by the dissed.  |
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Gutboy Barrelhouse
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I do not want a beta key, I have zombies coming soon in SWG to keep me entertained. By the way whats a MAG?
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Rasix
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I do not want a beta key, I have zombies coming soon in SWG to keep me entertained. By the way whats a MAG?
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Triforcer
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I kinda want to try the game, but I'm turned off by the name. That name couldn't be more gay even if they shifted the first letter about seven to the left.
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...keyboard gangster...
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Sky
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Do you have any of the keys to the pc beta left?
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LK
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Never had any PC Beta Keys. Only PS3.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Treacherous footing at the lip of the chasm.
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LK
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What can I say, I'm gullible and take people seriously most of the time. |
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Morfiend
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I kinda want to try the game, but I'm turned off by the name. That name couldn't be more gay even if they shifted the first letter about seven to the left.
I feel the same way. Could it have been realistically possible for them to have chosen a more crappy name? I mean, really now. |
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LK
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Given the extremely generic world-setting with absolutely no personality, I had the appropriate expectations on the name. Now, if they had done something like MAG: Completely Unnecessary Title Descriptor, it would have far, far worse.
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IainC
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Nerf
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Are you sure its wise to be taunting Chuck Norris man? He just might roundhouse kick you in the face through the internet. If you wind up in Texas you better look behind you, cuz thats where the rangers gonna be, kicking you in the face. And yes, I'm pretty sure that IS the real chuck norris, he went with the name AND the picture, seems legit to me.
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No, it clearly states that he is the 127th Chuck Norris. You only need to be afraid of the original.
Also, the fact that he is actually Neil Mannen apparently. Somebody do something fun with that e-mail address.
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LK
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I am. Extortion. :)
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lol was that at me Definitely not a reader.... |
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lac
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I just hope this thread doesn't end up in bear-in-jar vs Chuck Norris violence.
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Nerf
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No, it clearly states that he is the 127th Chuck Norris. You only need to be afraid of the original.
Also, the fact that he is actually Neil Mannen apparently. Somebody do something fun with that e-mail address.
127 is how many people he's killed this week, Neil Mannen being the latest one. I for one don't want to be 128, so I'm not going to ridicule him, but you feel free if you enjoy getting murdered. |
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Sheepherder
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Lore, are you just being lovable and handing out keys given to you to people you more or less know, or were the keys specifically for F13 as a guild/clan?
If they're the latter (and the people who want keys get them), I hear Schild likes money, as do his hosts and domain name registrars. Although I'm not exactly one to criticize. Also, I don't have a PS3, so my only interest here is the lulz.
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LK
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wat.
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I don't get it.
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Lantyssa
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That made the most sense of anything said here today.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Cyrrex
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I think he might be suggesting that we raffle off beta keys and put the cash towards hookers and blow the annual F13 holiday festivus.
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LK
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Unfortunately the value of these beta keys drops with every passing day. I've already gotten rid of a fair number of them. But if you can find 30 people willing to chip in dough for them, I'll provide.
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Soln
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BITS O HONEY!
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That is EXACTLY the difference between a bicycle.
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