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Velorath
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on: September 06, 2009, 03:52:49 PM

No trailer available yet as I think this is still somewhat off in the distance.  I bring this movie up for two reasons though, and neither are regarding the plot, which IMDB describes as "A thriller that homes in on the relationship between a veteran ballet dancer and a rival.".  No, I'm making this topic because:

1)  Directed and Co-written by Darren Aronofsky.

2)  Rumored sex scene between Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis.

I'll be keeping an eye on this one.
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Reply #1 on: December 21, 2010, 09:54:52 PM

Rise!

Saw this tonight.  Interesting movie, mostly it's about Natalie Portman's acting with a side of insanity and a sort of coming of age story.  A few bits of obnoxious camera work, and too many close ups of Portman's tear-streaked face, but overall quite good in my opinion.  I'll be thinking about it for a while.  I'd recommend at least renting it at some point to anybody.

I look at Mila Kunis and all I can see is Jackie from That 70's Show.

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Reply #2 on: December 21, 2010, 11:30:41 PM

I look at Mila Kunis and all I can see is Jackie from That 70's Show.

You say that like it's a bad thing...

Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something.  We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Reply #3 on: December 22, 2010, 08:32:50 AM


I look at Mila Kunis and all I can see is Jackie from That 70's Show.



She has never been hotter than she was in Sarah Marshall.

I have never played WoW.
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Reply #4 on: December 22, 2010, 02:13:32 PM


Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Reply #5 on: December 22, 2010, 02:50:24 PM

That was really overdone. I'm sitting here asking myself "are you trying to make softcore porn, or a plot point?" <two minutes pass> "Oh, ok, softcore porn."

- I'm giving you this one for free.
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Reply #6 on: December 22, 2010, 04:25:52 PM

 Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly? Don't give a shit, I enjoyed it for what it was worth, Evey getting it on with Jackie.  why so serious?

 But I am a pig...

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Reply #7 on: December 22, 2010, 08:32:59 PM


"We live in a country, where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono was standing right next to him and not one fucking bullet! Explain that to me! Explain that to me, God! Explain it to me, God!" - Denis Leary summing up my feelings about the nature of the universe.
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Reply #8 on: December 30, 2010, 10:27:22 PM

I couldn't get past the gross ribcage. That makes me sad, because the idea of Portman-Kunis sex is the most awesome thing ever. :(

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Reply #9 on: December 31, 2010, 08:30:04 AM

Sex scene aside, this movie was incredible. Shades of 'The Wrestler' and a version of 'The Fly' with a dash of 'Fight Club" thrown in. A dark exploration of the process of art through creation and destruction. I loved it.

Have you tried the internet? It's made out of millions of people missing the point of everything and then getting angry about it
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Reply #10 on: January 01, 2011, 03:59:34 AM

Absolutely loved this movie.

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Reply #11 on: January 01, 2011, 01:54:31 PM

It was perfect.

Very beautiful, but sad. Portman's performance in the movie is insane.
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Reply #12 on: January 02, 2011, 12:00:17 PM

I couldn't get past the gross ribcage. That makes me sad, because the idea of Portman-Kunis sex is the most awesome thing ever. :(

Yeah. Same here. Natalie Portman has microboobies.
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Reply #13 on: January 02, 2011, 02:15:06 PM

Portman has a great ass though, which is god's way of apologizing for a lack of a rack.

Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Reply #14 on: January 02, 2011, 02:17:08 PM

She probably has a rack now awesome, for real

(She's pregnant, and yes these are very dark times for schild).
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Reply #15 on: January 02, 2011, 08:08:13 PM

Why, is Schild the baby's daddy? Cause child support can be a bitch yo!  why so serious?
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Reply #16 on: January 03, 2011, 01:09:15 AM

Why, is Schild the baby's daddy? Cause child support can be a bitch yo!  why so serious?

The Donations button is going to be getting a 4000% size increase.

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Reply #17 on: January 03, 2011, 01:11:36 AM

I don't even know what's going on.
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Reply #18 on: January 04, 2011, 01:04:02 PM

That's the same way I felt when I found out I was a baby's daddy.

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