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Hoax
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That said, any week where both the Pats and Cowboys lose is a good one.
 + Steelers for the epic win. Wish the Bungles were 2-0 though, that stupid goddamn random ass play... |
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Cyrrex
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I'm feeling rather smug this morning because I actually picked the Jets to win that one. Was a rather topsy-turvy week in the NFL, this week 2.
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HaemishM
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Hell of a weekend. What was up with field goal kickers? I mean, who would pick Reed to miss two pretty easy field goals in the Steelers' game? And Tynes in Dallas missing what could have been a game-sealing score. It was so wonderful to watch Collingsworth and Al Michaels slobber over Jerry Jones' knob all game only to see the Cowboys lose it in the last second to an Eli drive. Yeah, fuck you everything's bigger in Texas. So are the losses.
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WayAbvPar
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If anyone needs me, I will be out on a ledge swilling paint thinner until Hasselbeck can play again. FUCK.
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Cyrrex
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Didn't his x-rays come back negative?
I wish Seattle would find another backup QB anyway, if for no other reason than Seneca would be a good offensive weapon.
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Ingmar
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The potential concussion is the bigger worry I assume.
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Cyrrex
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Ah, didn't know about that one. National media just talked about him getting a rib bruising.
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Ingmar
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The Transcendent One: AH... THE ROGUE CONSTRUCT.
Nordom: Sense of closure: imminent.
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Cyrrex
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Well, dammit to hell then. So much for a Seattle resurgence. (Niners 2-0 woo)
Piss off. 2006 just called. They want their Frank Gore back.  |
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Ingmar
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Eddie D is hanging around with Jed now, the good old days will be back soon!  |
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WayAbvPar
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Mob ties.
I think Hasselbeck was in so much pain it staggered him...his face was beet red and his eyes were bugging out of his head before he started going down.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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taolurker
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All I gotta say is "New England held without a offensive TD for first time since 2006".
Go Jets!
This time, for real? Maybe? PLEASE?
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Paelos
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Man, I'll say it again. Dallas needs a new QB and a new head coach.
But that all won't happen until we get a new owner.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Phildo
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Came to make a Jets dig, but didn't have the heart for it. Good luck, sirs.
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gimpyone
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Pardon me, I'm just here to gloat over the steamrolling of the Seahawks by the Niners.
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WayAbvPar
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2 missed tackles does not a steamrolling make.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Bunk
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Was a good week. Who would have taken a bet that the Bears would beat Pittsburgh without Urlacher, and that Greenbay would lose at home to Cinci in the same week?
Now we just need to have the Vikings actually play against a real team, so that Farve can fall apart.
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Sauced
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Too bad we couldn't get you to Seattle this weekend. Looks like a perfect 75 and sunny at kickoff.
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WayAbvPar
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Last report I heard warned of torrential drunkenness right around the same time.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Sauced
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I don't know what you're talking about, I'm about to become a father, and a responsible adult.
Any word on Hasselback?
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Bunk
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Too bad we couldn't get you to Seattle this weekend. Looks like a perfect 75 and sunny at kickoff.
I'd love it, but my Curling season starts this weekend, and well, being Canadian and all... Plus I really can't justify two trips to Seattle in the same month. I'll be lounging on my couch watching on Sunday. |
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Velorath
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Pardon me, I'm just here to gloat over the steamrolling of the Seahawks by the Niners.
Please don't jinx the Niners by gloating. We're only two fucking games into the season. |
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Cyrrex
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I don't know what you're talking about, I'm about to become a father, and a responsible adult.
Any word on Hasselback?
Yes. Word on the street is that he prefers the Hassel beck spelling of his name Also, they aren't ruling him out. He says he wants to play, so if the docs give him the go ahead, he'll probably play. Half the team is injured this week, of course, so I think they're in for a stomping. |
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Sauced
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Sjofn
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Pardon me, I'm just here to gloat over the steamrolling of the Seahawks by the Niners.
Please don't jinx the Niners by gloating. We're only two fucking games into the season. Man, you sound like a Jets fan. They're so adorable, all "NO SHUT UP WE AREN'T GOOD WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME ARGH." Even as they're heading to a Superbowl, they're all "CHRIST DON'T SAY THAT TOO LOUD NO FORGET IT NOW WE'RE DOOMED."  Jets fans (I'm a Giants fan myself, but my part of NJ had its share of Jets fans with the very occassional Eagles fan we all sneered at.) |
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Velorath
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Pardon me, I'm just here to gloat over the steamrolling of the Seahawks by the Niners.
Please don't jinx the Niners by gloating. We're only two fucking games into the season. Man, you sound like a Jets fan. They're so adorable, all "NO SHUT UP WE AREN'T GOOD WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME ARGH." Even as they're heading to a Superbowl, they're all "CHRIST DON'T SAY THAT TOO LOUD NO FORGET IT NOW WE'RE DOOMED." Jets fans (I'm a Giants fan myself, but my part of NJ had its share of Jets fans with the very occassional Eagles fan we all sneered at.) 2007 season, the 49ers won their first two games also. They then proceeded to lose the next eight games. Final record for that season was 5-11. Yeah, I'm not going to get my hopes up just yet that this is the season where they turn everything around. |
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Trippy
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The Niners have played better under Singletary than Nolan. Even with their fairly tough non-NFC West schedule I think 8 - 8 is achievable this year and with a little luck they could go 9 - 7 which might enough to win the NFC West (Cardinals' record last year).
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HaemishM
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I'm picking San Fran to get it together this year like the Cards did last year. St. Louis is going to be an absolute pushover in that division, and Seattle will be inconsistent due to injuries and new coaching scheme. It only remains to be seen if the Cards are a one year fluke or not.
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WayAbvPar
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I doubt Hasselbeck will play. I am starting my backup in fantasy- Jake Delhomme. That should indicate how confident I am in Hasselbeck's status.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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HaemishM
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Jesus - Delhomme has been fucking awful this year. You are pretty desperate.
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Sjofn
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Delhomme is my current backup as well, entirely because I haven't gotten around to cutting his ass. I can't decide which shitty QB that's left I want to replace him with. He was my starter last year. |
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Nevermore
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I got suckered into playing in a league this year. I, too, have Delhomme. After I saw the amazing point total he rolled up in week 1 I looked to see if there were any other free agent starting QBs left I could pick up. Unfortunately I’m in a 14 team league which meant my choices were two: Stafford or Leftwich.
I actually did pick up Leftwich for a week but when Delhomme managed to not be a point black hole in week 2 and since it looks like he’ll continue to be the starter in Carolina, I decided to drop the one who had the worse week 5 matchup since that’s when Brees has his bye week. Delhomme vs Washington looked slightly better than Leftwich vs Philly. Maybe after week 5 I’ll drop Delhomme too and just pick up Mark Brunell since the only way I’d ever sit Brees is if his leg were to fall off.
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Over and out.
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Bunk
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I'm not looking forward to San Diego's bye, when I get to start JaMarcus Russel. Better than Delhomme I guess though.
Sorry Way, but I'll be rooting heavily against the 'cocks this weekend, as I'm not only a Bears fan, but I also have three Bears on my roster.
(would have won my matchup last week if Olsen hadn't tripped over his own feet in the endzone)
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stray
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Drew Brees is going to have an awesome year. Better than Brady Romo stinks. Sorry, don't mean to make big predictions and shit. I'll just say that Romo stinks.  |
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WayAbvPar
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Sorry Way, but I'll be rooting heavily against the 'cocks this weekend, as I'm not only a Bears fan, but I also have three Bears on my roster. That just means Sauced has to absorb your share of the Bear fan beatings too. I get the feeling that the biggest loser in all this will be my liver, however  |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
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