Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real:

[dusematic]

i can dig it.

[UnSub]

This thread took an unusually rapid and abrupt turn for the worse, even for f13.

Some people focused on the boobs, some people focused on revenge.

[Endie]

This thread took an unusually rapid and abrupt turn for the worse, even for f13.

Some people focused on the boobs, some people focused on revenge.

So essentially it's the summation of all human conflict down through the ages?

[IainC]

This thread took an unusually rapid and abrupt turn for the worse, even for f13.

Some people focused on the boobs, some people focused on revenge.

So essentially it's the summation of all human conflict down through the ages?

It's The Iliad of the internet age.

[Lantyssa]

Yeah I was kind enjoying my little day dream of a hundred or more unexpectedly (at least for them) naked co-eds running around on the beach with their jubblies bouncing all around. 

There's this place called Europe.  Also a recurring period named Spring Break.

[Endie]

What european topless (and worse, naturist) beaches teach one is thet broughden is far better being left with his imagination intact.

[Engels]

What european topless (and worse, naturist) beaches teach one is thet broughden is far better being left with his imagination intact.

That's the funny psychological thing about boobies. If they are made readily visible in volume, the sex appeal is lost. They go from 'omg bazongas' to a clinical exposure of mamary glands. Sorry Broughden, don't mean to piss on your parade, but Endie is 100% correct that this would be as exciting as a National Geographic article on the topless women of the Amazon rainforest.

[Brogarn]

this would be as exciting as a National Geographic article on the topless women of the Amazon rainforest.

Sky needs his avatar in here asap.

[Teleku]

What european topless (and worse, naturist) beaches teach one is thet broughden is far better being left with his imagination intact.

That's the funny psychological thing about boobies. If they are made readily visible in volume, the sex appeal is lost. They go from 'omg bazongas' to a clinical exposure of mamary glands. Sorry Broughden, don't mean to piss on your parade, but Endie is 100% correct that this would be as exciting as a National Geographic article on the topless women of the Amazon rainforest.

I thought that he was saying that the sort of people who go to European (well, anywhere for that matter) nude beaches are the sort of people who should be forbidden, on pain of death, from ever showing off their body.

[Broughden]

What european topless (and worse, naturist) beaches teach one is thet broughden is far better being left with his imagination intact.

That's the funny psychological thing about boobies. If they are made readily visible in volume, the sex appeal is lost. They go from 'omg bazongas' to a clinical exposure of mamary glands. Sorry Broughden, don't mean to piss on your parade, but Endie is 100% correct that this would be as exciting as a National Geographic article on the topless women of the Amazon rainforest.

You completely missed his point.

[Engels]

Uhm, I'm fairly sure that people that go to European beaches are, well, um, just European. For the most part, that is. I'm sure a random person from Britain sneaks in every now and again.

I don't think I missed Endie's point at all (that on the whole, the average boob is on a sliding scale from mundane to ugly), but I will let him address that.

[Endie]

Sliding scale is a curiously apt phrase.

[Lantyssa]

What european topless (and worse, naturist) beaches teach one is thet broughden is far better being left with his imagination intact.

You must have mistaken me for someone who doesn't become amused at the thought of reality crushing silly fantasies.  (Sadly, it is rarely as dramatic as in my fantasies.)

[Cyrrex]

Occasionally though, that one in a thousand chick comes along and totally makes the topless European beach worth it.