schild
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So. On July 25th, I'll be going to Richard Garriott's house for the IGDA picnic. Here is what will be there: # Moonwalk for the kids
# Combat demonstrations
# Fire dancers
# Mini-Rennaisance Faire *NEW*
# Scare for a Cure
# Yoga rugby
# Ninja dodgeball
# Picnic ARG Now taking requests for how I should "deal" with this event. Other than blacking out by the end of the night. |
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Phildo
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Yoga rugby? Ninja dodgeball? How did I miss out on the best parts of the event listing!
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schild
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Yoga rugby? Ninja dodgeball? How did I miss out on the best parts of the event listing!
Drunk rugby. Vomit dodgeball. |
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tazelbain
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Dress how you normally would but wear a codpiece.
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"Me am play gods"
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schild
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rofl
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dusematic
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When you're in your cups, sidle up to Rich (ask id it's cool if you call him that) and regale him with tales of the glory of pre-Trammel UO.
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Arnold
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Check to see if his Invuln flag is on, preferably with a fire field.
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Paelos
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Error 404: Title not found.
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Piss on the fire dancers. Claim you're a volunteer fireman.
Have another mead.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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gryeyes
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Have fun,drink lots,try to get laid?
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schild
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f13.net:
The Imagination Zone
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K9
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Participate enthusiatically in the combat demonstrations.
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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NiX
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Does he have a moat? If he does, shit in it.
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Cyrrex
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I don't know if Ninja Dodgeball is a real thing (it sounds awesome), but you should come in appropriate dress: Full on ninja costume with the appropriate accoutrements and weaponry. Do your best to imitate an actual ninja. Any time you get hit, unsheath your sword and tell the offending party that he's just dishonored your dead little sister. Then front roll your way to the sideline and sit in the lotus position until such time as the round is over, all the while glaring at the guy that hit you, occasionally yelling "I will have my revenge!" Keep the costume on for the remainder of the party, and stay in character. Surreptitiously sneaking your way over to the desert table, hiding behind random objects, front rolling your way around the dance floor, etc. Be the last one to leave, hugging everyone on their way out.
Is that the sort of advice you were looking for?
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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SnakeCharmer
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Be yourself, but less douchey. Pimp your game abit. Enjoy the free food and beer.
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NowhereMan
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Wear a shirt with "Bring Back Pre-Casting Bitch!"
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NiX
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Be yourself, but less douchey. Pimp your game abit. Enjoy the free food and beer.
Stop shitting up this thread! |
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Sky
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Write "Rainz" on your nametag. Watch this clip and sneak into all his cool rooms. Didn't MJ get in trouble for moonwalking with the kids? |
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Cheddar
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wut. And wut. wut.
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No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Righ
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Followed by jesus juice and let's all share the bed? |
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Signe
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Be yourself, but less douchey. Pimp your game abit. Enjoy the free food and beer.
No no no. Don't listen to him! Totally be yourself! I would be disappointed in you if you weren't. Flaunt your snow-flake-i-ness! |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Sir T
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Challenge him to a boxing match.
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Hic sunt dracones.
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Sheepherder
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Now taking requests for how I should "deal" with this event. Other than blacking out by the end of the night. Space suit. |
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Yegolev
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Be sure to call up McQuaid and tell him where you are.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Rendakor
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Ask him to autograph a copy of TR.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Tell him about your idea for a game with music-based spells and rainbow unicorns.
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dusematic
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Be yourself, but less douchey. Pimp your game abit. Enjoy the free food and beer.
LOL. Definitely the best advice. |
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driph
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Write "Rainz" on your nametag.
Heheh. If it's a group picnic, does that mean you have to bring a pot of baked beans or something? |
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Hindenburg
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Cut his rattail.
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Sky
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If it's a group picnic, does that mean you have to bring a pot of baked beans or something?
Better yet, bring pot and baked beaners. |
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Lantyssa
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For all the lovely ideas being thrown out here, you should be practical. Find a cute girl, invade his castle, and be able to claim you've done it midieval style.
I'd also say challenge Garriott to a duel with rapiers, though he may have actual training.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Bzalthek
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Wear a mushroom suit and tell everyone their princess is in another castle.
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Furiously
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Try to have fun. Take photos.
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Morfiend
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Take everything WAY to seriously. Be "that guy'.
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