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Reply #175 on: June 28, 2009, 01:55:47 PM

P.S.  AC/DC is most certainly not metal.
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Reply #176 on: June 28, 2009, 02:30:47 PM

P.S.  AC/DC is most certainly not metal.
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Reply #177 on: June 28, 2009, 02:33:12 PM




P.S.  AC/DC is most certainly not metal.

This is more upsetting than any news of deaths.   swamp poop

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Reply #178 on: June 28, 2009, 03:13:21 PM

He's right.  I've managed record shops and I work in a library now.  AC/DC is nearly always filed under hard rock which is a very different thing than being filed under heavy metal. 

They're considered early heavy metal by some, but they call themselves simply 'rock and roll'. 
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Reply #179 on: June 28, 2009, 03:18:07 PM

He's right.  I've managed record shops and I work in a library now.  AC/DC is nearly always filed under hard rock which is a very different thing than being filed under heavy metal. 

They're considered early heavy metal by some, but they call themselves simply 'rock and roll'. 

That must mean Metallica is hard rock too then.
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Reply #180 on: June 28, 2009, 03:22:05 PM

Billy Mays seemed like a really great guy.

He was on Conan a couple nights ago and I got the same vibe. It was finally good to know he wasn't yelling at me, just projecting.
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Reply #181 on: June 28, 2009, 03:32:17 PM

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Reply #182 on: June 28, 2009, 04:04:57 PM



Who is the fourth person in that? 

No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Reply #183 on: June 28, 2009, 04:09:31 PM

MJ, Heath Ledger, Farrah Fawcett and Ed McMahon

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Reply #184 on: June 28, 2009, 04:17:07 PM

MJ, Heath Ledger, Farrah Fawcett and Ed McMahon

Ahhh, Heath.  Thank you.

No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Reply #185 on: June 28, 2009, 08:15:17 PM

Man, does Ed look happy in that.

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Reply #186 on: June 28, 2009, 08:35:18 PM

Interesting Article on MJ

Heavily sourced with anonymous sources, so needs to be taken with a grain of salt I would say.

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Reply #187 on: June 28, 2009, 08:37:07 PM

Latest in the "what the hell was really going on?" revelations - mother womb provider of the first two kids confirms to News of the World Jacko isn't their father.

Debbie said she was "impregnated" like one of the thoroughbred mares she now keeps on her property, adding: "I was just the vessel. It wasn't Michael's sperm.
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Reply #188 on: June 28, 2009, 09:39:29 PM

Latest in the "what the hell was really going on?" revelations - mother womb provider of the first two kids confirms to News of the World Jacko isn't their father.

Debbie said she was "impregnated" like one of the thoroughbred mares she now keeps on her property, adding: "I was just the vessel. It wasn't Michael's sperm.

Next up: Michael Jackson rises from dead, performs worldwide tour.

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Reply #189 on: June 29, 2009, 01:21:15 AM

Latest in the "what the hell was really going on?" revelations - mother womb provider of the first two kids confirms to News of the World Jacko isn't their father.

Debbie said she was "impregnated" like one of the thoroughbred mares she now keeps on her property, adding: "I was just the vessel. It wasn't Michael's sperm.
Except the News of the World is about as credible a source as the Weekly World News. This is the paper that makes The Sun look like a bastion of journalistic integrity.

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Reply #190 on: June 29, 2009, 05:14:23 AM

It used to be that way. It isn't so much anymore. It's an ultra-tabloid tabloid, but it gets actual scoops now. To me as a journalist, News of the World used to be a joke - then I discovered it turning up as a source on credible wire services and after thinking "WTF?" I found out why. Basically now they tell an "enhanced" version of the truth instead of outright fiction, i.e. I'd say they spoke to her and she said she's not the mother, but it's impossible to tell what else is accurate.
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Reply #191 on: June 29, 2009, 06:26:03 AM

Spoilered for semi-tasteless:

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Reply #192 on: June 29, 2009, 06:38:59 AM

haha wow
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Reply #193 on: June 29, 2009, 06:42:05 AM

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It's like the end of Star Wars.

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Reply #194 on: June 29, 2009, 06:59:04 AM


I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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Reply #195 on: June 29, 2009, 07:04:07 AM


Holy crap that's some batshit logical contortionism there.

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Reply #196 on: June 29, 2009, 07:15:29 AM

It's a list of sales figures. I listed the albums I own to show my effect as a music consumer on the list. I disagree with what you said, but I'm not going to get into a conversation about whether I still like each album.
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the smell of angst coming off the shelf your CDs are sitting on.


CD's? WTF are those?  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?
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Reply #197 on: June 29, 2009, 07:25:17 AM

CD's? WTF are those?  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

Read this on another forum today:
I was talking to a twenty year old on the weekend and we were talking about music. I mentioned that I had a heap of records and a turntable.

The response was "I've never seen one before could I have a look?"
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Reply #198 on: June 29, 2009, 07:25:43 AM


I don't know which is worse the people prescribing cancer or the people prescribing bullshit.

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Reply #199 on: June 29, 2009, 07:34:41 AM


I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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Reply #200 on: June 29, 2009, 08:32:37 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqDOsKKhb88


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Reply #201 on: June 29, 2009, 11:24:49 AM

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It's missing Fred Travalena

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Reply #202 on: June 29, 2009, 05:10:43 PM

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It's missing Fred Travalena

That would just confuse some of us.  We'd probably just assume it's chagerrich, anyway.

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Reply #203 on: June 29, 2009, 07:23:37 PM

MJ's death certificate:


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Reply #204 on: June 30, 2009, 02:39:58 AM

This turned up in the OT forum of the boxing site I hang out at. Work safe, just spoilered for hugeness. I found it mildly amusing. Frankly my money is on either Andrew or Action.


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Reply #205 on: June 30, 2009, 07:25:51 AM

Jessie wont win but he will choose who he wants to win and the competition will quietly disappear and thus he will end up being the power behind the power.

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Reply #206 on: June 30, 2009, 07:29:00 AM


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Reply #207 on: June 30, 2009, 09:17:06 AM

It occurred to me that TISM's ode to celebrity deaths, (He'll Never Be An) Old Man River, has a new level with the line "where will I get my next drug action / odds on it will be Michael Jackson".

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Reply #208 on: June 30, 2009, 09:31:24 AM

I am not sure what I just watched.

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Reply #209 on: June 30, 2009, 02:06:50 PM

I am not sure what I just watched.

Like a successor to Devo. I actually kinda liked it.
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