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Reply #35 on: June 25, 2009, 06:15:44 PM

Goldblum can't die, I'm pretty sure he's a Q.

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Reply #36 on: June 25, 2009, 06:19:08 PM

And Harrison Ford death rumour, too.  Good Grief!  Of course, they're both in New Zealand making a film together, I think, so maybe a fat sheep fell on them both!  Celebrity death hoaxes abound!

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Reply #37 on: June 25, 2009, 06:31:04 PM

CNN is seriously playing" don't stop till you get enough" right now...and I can't stop laughing.

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Reply #38 on: June 25, 2009, 07:33:16 PM

I guess I'm a minority here, but I never liked any of Jackson's music. And he was a freak/pedo. With no nose. Who used to be black. Color me unsympathetic.

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Reply #39 on: June 25, 2009, 07:35:40 PM

I guess I'm a minority here, but I never liked any of Jackson's music. And he was a freak/pedo. With no nose. Who used to be black. Color me unsympathetic.



Count me in on the gloat not mourn party please.

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Reply #40 on: June 25, 2009, 07:45:50 PM

I liked some of his music.. basically stuff before BAD, but his bizarre antics and this guy looks legit have given me no reason to mourn him. 
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Reply #41 on: June 25, 2009, 09:09:45 PM

Michael Jackson should have been struck by lightning and killed the day after he finished making Thriller. Imagine how differently he'd be remembered.

This. I still get the willies when I find myself enjoying his music because of what he became (or revealed about himself) later in life. Thriller was a fucking awesome album though.

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It was his destiny!....  Ohhhhh, I see. If you're a huge iconic person, then you end up a crackpot, out of shape, or a recluse. Like Elvis or Marilyn. In this case, Michael was probably all three/.
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Reply #42 on: June 25, 2009, 09:11:15 PM

Various media and Twitter explosions about Jeff Goldblum also dying smiley All resulting from someone's fakeawish.com fake report.

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Reply #43 on: June 25, 2009, 10:08:33 PM

I didn't like one thing he did.  Well, I found the Thriller dance fun but seeing it once was enough.  Like a cute film or something.  I find music like that to be irritating.

I thought Michael Jackson ended up incredibly creepy.  Looks, personality, penchant for little boys, the attention he paid his weenie in front of people... no thanks.  Don't really want to know.  I can get over quirky celebs, sometimes they can be a good laugh.  But not that quirky!  He really turned my stomach.  He is not a person I would have trusted enough to leave alone in a room with my pet rock.  I wonder what will happen to all his money now.  Has he left it all to some bizarre cult charity or maybe to all they little boys he loved so much.   ACK!   Or has the Jackson family cash cow just vomited a bajillion bazillion dollars all over their Jehovah Witness asses.

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Reply #44 on: June 25, 2009, 10:23:17 PM

I like the jackson 5 quite a bit. Pretty groovy band, especially for a bunch of kids. I never once believed he was a pedo though. Weird yes, but probably not a pedo. Just the perfect target to be accused for it.
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Reply #45 on: June 25, 2009, 10:28:41 PM

He had a very large image problem, and possibly a sexual problem. I'm conflicted about his life, but now that's no more. Farrah was always a glowing beauty and also an acting one-hit-wonder. Still, nobody with that short of an acting career has had their poster grace the walls of millions of men for the last 2 decades.

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Reply #46 on: June 25, 2009, 10:35:20 PM

Still, nobody with that short of an acting career has had their poster grace the walls of millions of men for the last 2 decades.

Put more crappy actresses in Playboy and that would change.
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Reply #47 on: June 25, 2009, 10:37:05 PM

If only Megan Fox would jump all over that.

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Reply #48 on: June 25, 2009, 10:43:44 PM

Especially if they airbrush out her stupid tattoo.
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Reply #49 on: June 25, 2009, 10:44:32 PM

I was always a Kelly fan myself! Best face and body of the bunch, and the only one who aged gracefully. Jaclyn Smith is still pretty doable... umm.. unless she's dead too now.  Ohhhhh, I see.
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Reply #50 on: June 25, 2009, 10:44:50 PM

Especially if they airbrush out her stupid tattoo.
Which one?
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Reply #51 on: June 25, 2009, 10:59:52 PM

Especially if they airbrush out her stupid tattoo.
Which one?


All of them.

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Reply #52 on: June 26, 2009, 12:40:01 AM

Where is the love for Ed McMahon.

I will also remember Michael Jackson for his music fondly, but also remember he was a terribly broken person besides that. That's the thing with art, though. You can be a thoroughly horrible person and still make shit that is worthwhile, shit that transcends your personal shitheelness. Even if you don't personally like anything Jackson ever recorded, he was a big-ass musical influence and that is what he will ultimately be remembered most for.

It's like James Brown. Total douchebag of a dude. But fuck if he won't be remembered, and well, for his contributions to music.

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Reply #53 on: June 26, 2009, 12:48:06 AM

Where is the love for Ed McMahon.

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Reply #54 on: June 26, 2009, 12:49:44 AM

I am really sorry to hear about MJ's death.  Reports now are that it was an accidental overdose of demerol, and there are accusations of "enabling" being tossed around by various family members.

Never mind that I think all of them should take a long, hard look in the mirror before applying that label to others.

Andrew Sullivan ticks me off regularly, but lately I'm feeling a lot of respect for him...his coverage of Iran has been outstanding, and the few paragraphs he devotes to Michael Jackson's death are brutally clear and compassionate:

http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2009/06/thinking-about-michael.html

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Reply #55 on: June 26, 2009, 12:54:36 AM

The whole cardiac arrest/OD thing are just media smokescreens to hide the real cause of death.

I have it from a very good source that he actually died of food poisoning - he ate a nine year old wiener.
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Reply #56 on: June 26, 2009, 01:40:40 AM

Where is the love for Ed McMahon.

Hahahah YES!! You are correct, sir!~

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Reply #57 on: June 26, 2009, 01:51:47 AM

aww, the joke doesn't work then  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?
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Reply #58 on: June 26, 2009, 02:07:34 AM

The world loses another Kiddy-Fiddler and is the poorer for it.

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Reply #59 on: June 26, 2009, 03:36:56 AM

aww, the joke doesn't work then  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

I know, I ruin everything. :(

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Reply #60 on: June 26, 2009, 04:15:41 AM

I am sad.

This fact suprises me quite a bit.

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Reply #61 on: June 26, 2009, 04:31:56 AM

ALL THREE DEAD have been referenced in SOME WAY in a Weird Al song (Farah Fawcett is the biggest stretch, but he mentions getting That Farah Fawcett Poster in his eBay song). Yes, I am a huge fucking dork.

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Reply #62 on: June 26, 2009, 04:40:07 AM

I guess I'm a minority here, but I never liked any of Jackson's music. And he was a freak/pedo. With no nose. Who used to be black. Color me unsympathetic.



The guy was odd, there's no way around that, but we'll never know if he was a pedo or not.  You don't need to shed any tears, but given that this is a topic about the guy's death, could you guys at least take the "I don't care/I never liked the guy or his music/he was accused of child molestation and therefore it must be true" douchbaggery to a thread in Politics or something?
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Reply #63 on: June 26, 2009, 04:57:38 AM

This is apparently from a Jacko Pepsi commercial, but it's poignant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5O61yKkdr4
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Reply #64 on: June 26, 2009, 05:09:03 AM

I should've gone to see Jackson live when I could've. He's on the short list now of people I'll never get to see that I regret not doing so.
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Reply #65 on: June 26, 2009, 06:03:21 AM

Especially if they airbrush out her stupid tattoo.
Which one?


All of them.

And her crappy blemish/zit covered trailer park face.

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Reply #66 on: June 26, 2009, 06:51:26 AM

I'm kind of sad that Jackson is dead. He was a poor soul, certainly fit for the loony bin at times, but I always saw him more as a nonsexual being than a child molester. I may be wrong but I don't think he realized what he did wrong while trying to recapture his childhood in the creepiest way possible.
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Reply #67 on: June 26, 2009, 07:31:20 AM

I really can't seem to bring myself to care about this, at all. He hasn't really been relevant for ages. I like his music well enough but I was never a raving fan. Although that being said, I was pretty excited when I got thriller shortly after it came out for my birthday. 
I understand his status and influence but meh, I just want to turn on the news and see real news and cant seem to even think of this as any kind of event even know i know it is.
I would have been ok to just see an item on the news crawler about this. Of course this aint gonna happen and we will be bombarded with tributes and a gafuckenzillion interviews with anyone even remotely associated with him.   

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Reply #68 on: June 26, 2009, 07:36:59 AM

Nuking this entire post - I do not want the jackals getting this thread tossed into politics.
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No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Reply #69 on: June 26, 2009, 07:51:37 AM

I don't think anyone can ignore that he made (or at least sang) some of the greatest songs in modern history.

And I don't think anyone, other than a liar, would say they did not enjoy any of his songs, especially this one:




I was hoping for at least one more album.

I really can't seem to bring myself to care about this, at all. He hasn't really been relevant for ages.

Another case of a personal view being used as a catch all for everyone. MJ was and still has been relevant. Every major pop star right now owe most of their style from this man (Looking at you Timberline, Britney, Usher and the rest of the manufactured twits who are performers, not musicians). Regardless of your opinion about their music.
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