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Gutboy Barrelhouse
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on: June 19, 2009, 05:28:58 PM

LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.

Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.

The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office.

The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman was released from the hospital Monday and is recovering from her unusual injuries.

Investigators talked to the woman, who told them she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new and no crime was committed, the sheriff's office said.
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Reply #1 on: June 19, 2009, 05:34:36 PM

Ah yeah, this was on Bob & Tom months ago when it - apparently - first happened.  The big question being, Why the fuck would you think it's a good idea to leave the sawzall blade on when concocting this sex toy. 

 The next question was, "Has anyone else ever thought of this?"  The answer is a very NSFW "Yes.  So don't make your own, dispshits."

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Reply #2 on: June 20, 2009, 10:16:06 PM

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Reply #3 on: June 23, 2009, 09:35:18 AM

 swamp poop ACK! swamp poop

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Reply #4 on: June 23, 2009, 01:04:29 PM

Man, I was sure this was just going to be a repost of the jackhammer thing.  Facepalm

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Reply #5 on: June 23, 2009, 01:07:39 PM

Seriously... wtf? How can you not know that the saw blade would cut through the plastic or rubber? HOW? Unbelievable.
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