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Abagadro
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Possibly the only user with more posts in the Den than PC/Console Gaming.


Reply #105 on: May 13, 2009, 02:04:37 PM

TO BE A TRAP, YOU MUST HAVE BUCKET… BUCKET AND AN AFRO.

THIS IS A DRUNK PIRATE. IT IS MADE OF JESUS AND SONGS.

BECAUSE YOU ARE SUCCESSFUL PENIS

I HAVE REPORTED YOU TO SPIDERMAN FOR STEALING WINDMILLS AS IT IS A CRIME.

THE LAWYER IS A LIE   DRILLING AND MANLINESS

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”

-H.L. Mencken
Rishathra
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Reply #106 on: May 14, 2009, 03:29:09 PM

I LIKE MY WOMEN LIKE I LIKE MY HOUSES, COVERED IN BANKERS.

"...you'll still be here trying to act cool while actually being a bored and frustrated office worker with a vibrating anger-valve puffing out internet hostility." - Falconeer
"That looks like English but I have no idea what you just said." - Trippy
Pennilenko
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Reply #107 on: May 15, 2009, 08:45:54 AM

THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT BALD TRAPS
YOUR HUMAN IS NOT COOL
WE’VE SECRETLY REPLACED THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER’S CENTIPEDE WITH A MACFAG. LET’S SEE IF HE NOTICES…
THESE ARE NOT THE WOMEN YOU’RE LOOKING FOR


JESUS CHRIST IT’S AN APPLE GET IN THE CAR DRILLING AND MANLINESS
« Last Edit: May 15, 2009, 08:49:36 AM by Pennilenko »

"See?  All of you are unique.  And special.  Like fucking snowflakes."  -- Signe
schild
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WWW
Reply #108 on: May 16, 2009, 01:06:35 PM

WHAT ARE BOXES OF RAPE? WE JUST DON’T KNOW.

WE’VE SECRETLY REPLACED STEVE BALLMER’S CATS WITH A COMPUTER. LET’S SEE IF HE NOTICES…

JESUS CHRIST IT’S A DUKE NUKEM GET IN THE CAR
Rishathra
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Reply #109 on: May 18, 2009, 10:57:11 AM

I SURE DO HOPE YOU ARE SUCKING AND ARE NOT THAT FUCKING INVISIBLE.

THANKS, DAT ASS. THAT ASS.   awesome, for real
« Last Edit: May 18, 2009, 11:08:33 AM by Rishathra »

"...you'll still be here trying to act cool while actually being a bored and frustrated office worker with a vibrating anger-valve puffing out internet hostility." - Falconeer
"That looks like English but I have no idea what you just said." - Trippy
Pagz
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I AM GOING TO WRESTLE THIS BEAR WITH MY BARE HANDS!


Reply #110 on: May 18, 2009, 04:26:56 PM

OH GOD HOW DID THIS GET HERE I AM NOT GOOD WITH IPHONES

edit:
I REALLY DO HOPE YOU'RE LOW AND NOT ACTUALLY THAT FUCKING LONG

THANK YOU, THRILLHO. BUT OUR POKEMAN IS IN ANOTHER VAGINA

THIS IS A JUICY SANDWICH. IT IS MADE OF BALD AND HAIRY

I ACCIDENTALLY A BEAR, IS THIS DANGEROUS?

WHAT THE FUCK? YOU ARE STEVE IRWIN! AND DEAD

WE’VE SECRETLY REPLACED PEDOBEAR’S MUDKIP WITH YOUR SISTER. LET’S SEE IF HE NOTICES…

I REALLY DO HOPE YOU’RE GETTING LAID AND NOT ACTUALLY THAT FUCKING UNDERAGE

WE’VE SECRETLY REPLACED THE MUSIC INDUSTRY’S BRITTANY SPEARS WITH A MORON. LET’S SEE IF HE NOTICES…

HELLO. MY NAME IS CREEPY CHAN. YOU KILLED MY MYSPACE ANGLES. PREPARE TO EAT.
« Last Edit: May 18, 2009, 04:55:31 PM by Pagz »
Ragnoros
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Reply #111 on: May 19, 2009, 07:40:45 PM

TO BE A MAN, YOU MUST HAVE GIRL GAMER… GIRL GAMER AND A PENIS.

Owls are an example of evolution showing off. -Shannow

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K9
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Reply #112 on: May 27, 2009, 07:20:34 AM

CRUSH THE MONGS… WITH YOUR POKEMANS

I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
shiznitz
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the plural of mangina


Reply #113 on: May 27, 2009, 07:26:33 AM

BECOME AN TRENDWHORE

was my favorite

I have never played WoW.
K9
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Reply #114 on: May 27, 2009, 08:07:42 AM

TO BE A MAN, YOU MUST HAVE PENIS… PENIS AND A PENIS

I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
cmlancas
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Reply #115 on: June 13, 2009, 03:12:48 PM

I like

OH HAI, I PUNCHED YOUR BABBYS.

Angsty meme is angsty.

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I can't promise anything other than trauma and tragedy. -- schild
Rendakor
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Reply #116 on: June 13, 2009, 03:22:32 PM

POOL’S CLOSED DUE TO BACON

"i can't be a star citizen. they won't even give me a star green card"
Quinton
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is saving up his raid points for a fancy board title


Reply #117 on: June 21, 2009, 11:35:34 PM

This thing is wonderful....

O HAI, I STOLE YOUR TROGDOR

THANK YOU, TRON GUY. BUT OUR DOOR IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE

THIS IS PHOTOSHOPPED. I CAN TELL BY THE SCRIPT-KIDDIEZ, AND FROM HAVING SEEN A LOT OF PASSWORDS IN MY DAY.
stu
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Reply #118 on: June 26, 2009, 10:15:02 PM

THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON WOMEN

Dear Diary,
Jackpot!
Wasted
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Reply #119 on: June 27, 2009, 10:28:58 PM

WHAT ARE CHRISTIANS? WE JUST DON’T KNOW.

DISREGARD THAT, I DOWNLOAD MEN

THAT’S NOT A POTATO; THIS IS A POTATO

I MADE YOU A ☃ BUT I BLOGGED ABOUT IT

PROTIP: TO ACCIDENTALLY THE FOOT, THROW IT UNTIL IT DIES.
gryeyes
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Reply #120 on: June 30, 2009, 01:14:07 AM

IN BEFORE OLD HAND

I’M A WINDMILL! I’M A WINDMILL! SUCK MY DIIIIIICK! I’M A WINDMILL!
 
Amarr HM
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Reply #121 on: August 13, 2009, 08:37:18 AM

TO BE A MAN, YOU MUST HAVE PENIS… PENIS AND A PENIS

and two more women to pleasure.

I'm going to escape, come back, wipe this place off the face of the Earth, obliterate it and you with it.
Morfiend
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wants a greif tittle


Reply #122 on: August 13, 2009, 01:17:20 PM

I know this is a necro thread, but I just got an amazing one.

POOL’S CLOSED DUE TO ZOMBIES
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