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Pennilenko
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Reply #35 on: May 05, 2009, 09:40:21 PM

I just randomly clicked on it again just for kicks and I get the best one so far IMO.

BECOME AN RAPTORJESUS

Another instant favorite for me.

SEX UP YOUR FUCKING BUTTONS. SEX UP THEM.
« Last Edit: May 05, 2009, 09:48:49 PM by Pennilenko »

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Samwise
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Reply #36 on: May 05, 2009, 09:51:03 PM

PUSH BUTAN, RECEIVE NAZI
SCREAMING LINUX USER: PEDOBEAR DOESN'T LIKE IT
FOREST'S CLOSED DUE TO JOHN ROMERO
WHAT THE FUCK? YOU ARE SHORT! AND UGLY
I MADE YOU A DUCK BUT I FISTICUFFED IT
Hutch
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Reply #37 on: May 06, 2009, 09:44:28 AM

FBI OR GTFO
I SEXED UP ALL THE BEES
THANKS, STAR WARS KID. THAR WARS KID.
THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR IS NOT A MEME!
MY GOVERNMENT, LET ME SHOW YOU IT


Plant yourself like a tree
Haven't you noticed? We've been sharing our culture with you all morning.
The sun will shine on us again, brother
SnakeCharmer
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Reply #38 on: May 06, 2009, 09:54:39 AM

NOOOO THEY BE ACCIDENTALLY MY BATTLETOADS
WHATEVER MASTICATES YOUR SAUSAGES
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, COCKMONGLER MASTICATES YOU!
IMMA CHARGIN MAH BEER
PROTIP: TO DEFEAT THE EMO SHOOT AT IT UNTIL IT DIES
MASTICATE YOUR FUCKING MUSTACHES.  MASTICATE THEM.
Lakov_Sanite
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Reply #39 on: May 06, 2009, 09:57:39 AM

I REALLY DO HOPE YOU'RE DOING A BARREL ROLL AND NOT ACTUALLY THAT FUCKING RETARDED.

~a horrific, dark simulacrum that glares balefully at us, with evil intent.
Murgos
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Reply #40 on: May 06, 2009, 10:26:30 AM

MY BOXES OF RAPE, LET ME SHOW YOU THEM

BITCHES DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY LIVEJOURNAL

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Reply #41 on: May 06, 2009, 10:28:12 AM

I REALLY DO HOPE YOU'RE DOING A BARREL ROLL AND NOT ACTUALLY THAT FUCKING RETARDED.

rofl
Cyrrex
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Reply #42 on: May 06, 2009, 10:32:48 AM

Pound for pound, this has become one of the best threads around this place.

"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
schild
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Reply #43 on: May 06, 2009, 10:34:33 AM

Pound for pound, this has become one of the best threads around this place.

I'M A TRAP! I'M A TRAP! SUCK MY DIIIIIIIICK! I'M A TRAP!
schild
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Reply #44 on: May 06, 2009, 10:35:22 AM

OH HAI, I DEFENESTRATED YOUR GIRL GAMERS
schild
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Reply #45 on: May 06, 2009, 10:39:15 AM

Rasix
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Reply #46 on: May 06, 2009, 10:40:00 AM

THEY SEE ME GOOGLIN, THEY HATIN

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Signe
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Reply #47 on: May 06, 2009, 10:53:31 AM

HELLO. MY NAME IS XENU. YOU KILLED MY MOM. PREPARE TO RUN.

My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
Hutch
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Reply #48 on: May 06, 2009, 11:09:49 AM

Pound for pound, this has become one of the best threads around this place.

THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT SERIOUS RAPTORJESUS

Plant yourself like a tree
Haven't you noticed? We've been sharing our culture with you all morning.
The sun will shine on us again, brother
bhodi
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No lie.


Reply #49 on: May 06, 2009, 11:18:51 AM

TO BE A PENIS, YOU MUST HAVE GUITAR, GUITAR AND A BUTTON.
rattran
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Reply #50 on: May 06, 2009, 11:27:52 AM

I SEE WHAT HITLER TORRENTED THERE
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Reply #51 on: May 06, 2009, 11:32:10 AM

ATTACK ITS WEAK POINT FOR JUICY WEINERS

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Reply #52 on: May 06, 2009, 11:35:57 AM

POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO GOATSE

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PSN:  MisterNoisy
Steam UID:  MisterNoisy
Surlyboi
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eat a bag of dicks


Reply #53 on: May 06, 2009, 11:45:56 AM

OOOLD VAGINAS ARE SUPERIOR

H4X0R THE HARPOONS!

PROTIP: TO DEFEAT THE HORSE, HACK AT IT UNTIL IT DIES.

TO BE A MAN, YOU MUST HAVE 4CHAN, 4CHAN AND A PENIS.

aaaaaand...

YOU HAVE FISTED MOST OF A SMALL MORON. PLEASE PICK YOUR WOMEN WITH GREATER CARE.

Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something.  We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
Raguel
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Reply #54 on: May 06, 2009, 12:29:45 PM


Most of mine were sexual in nature.  ACK!

SO I HERD U FIST MEN
PUSH BUTAN, RECEIVE WOMEN (if only  awesome, for real)
MY JUNK, LET ME SHOW YOU IT
NO! YOU WILL BE TEABAG BY WOLL SMOTH
TO BE A MAN, YOU MUST HAVE MAN, MAN AND A PENIS. (no thank you)
I SEE WHAT YOUR SISTER FISTED THERE
BITCHES DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY DOCTOR  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?
schild
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Reply #55 on: May 06, 2009, 12:37:09 PM

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YOU HAVE FISTED MOST OF A SMALL MORON. PLEASE PICK YOUR WOMEN WITH GREATER CARE.

Wow. That's better than most actual memes.
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Reply #56 on: May 06, 2009, 12:42:55 PM

AN AFRO IS EMO TOO
GOATSE IS PIG DISGUSTING
I LIKE MY BUTTS LIKE I LIKE MY BOXES OF RAPE: COVERED IN FREETARDS
RAPTORJESUS IS THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING MICROSOFT
I DRANK ALL THE MUSIC

But that Captain's salami tray was tight, yo. You plump for the roast pork loin, dogg?

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Morfiend
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Reply #57 on: May 06, 2009, 03:36:46 PM

O HAI, I UPGRADED UR DONGS
Morfiend
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Reply #58 on: May 06, 2009, 03:42:41 PM

Win.

I, FOR ONE, WELCOME OUR NEW GAMER OVERLORDS
eldaec
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Reply #59 on: May 06, 2009, 03:42:59 PM

THERE IS A COW IN MY BEARD, YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID


EAT YOUR FUCKING FISTS. EAT THEM.
« Last Edit: May 06, 2009, 03:45:09 PM by eldaec »

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Morfiend
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Reply #60 on: May 06, 2009, 03:43:58 PM

Ok I thought those others where good. This is amazing.

RAPTORJESUS IS THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING 4CHAN
Morfiend
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Reply #61 on: May 06, 2009, 03:48:14 PM

We can only hope and pray.

IT'S OVER. EMO IS FINISHED.
Grimwell
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Reply #62 on: May 06, 2009, 04:23:11 PM

I THINK, THEREFORE I FAP.

/win  DRILLING AND MANLINESS

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Reply #63 on: May 06, 2009, 05:04:11 PM

PROTIP: TO DEFEAT THE EYE, SHOOT AT IT UNTIL IT BLOGS.
Segoris
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Reply #64 on: May 06, 2009, 07:38:10 PM

I WILL NOT BUY THIS WOMAN — IT IS SCREAMING.
K9
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Reply #65 on: May 07, 2009, 08:46:21 AM

LIL JON IS SERIOUS FURRY

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sigil
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Reply #66 on: May 07, 2009, 09:16:23 AM

IS IT CAN BE STALKER TIEM NAO PLEES?
JWIV
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Reply #67 on: May 07, 2009, 09:24:23 AM

DR. DRAGONFORCE, OR HOW I LEARNED TO STOP GETTING LAID AND SHOOT THE VIDEOGAME

NO! YOU WILL BE FISTICUFF BY TROGDOR

IMMA FIRIN MAH WOMAN

I'M AN EMO! I'M AN EMO! SUCK MY DIIIIIICK! I'M AN EMO!
Mrbloodworth
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Reply #68 on: May 07, 2009, 11:49:31 AM

FOX NEWS KILLS ELVIS

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Segoris
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Reply #69 on: May 07, 2009, 02:35:47 PM

YOU HAVE SEXED UP MOST OF A SMALL CANADIAN. PLEASE PICK YOUR BOXES OF RAPE WITH GREATER CARE

PROTIP: TO DEFEAT THE BUTT, SHOOT AT IT UNTIL IT SUCKS.

I SEE WHAT YOU FISTED THERE

GARBAGE FILES? IN MY BOX OF RAPE?
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