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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST


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on: May 05, 2009, 09:27:48 AM

I went to the Meme Generator and it said: YOUR UNIX BEARD IS NOT COOL
« Last Edit: May 07, 2009, 09:17:19 AM by schild »

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
bhodi
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Posts: 6817

No lie.


Reply #1 on: May 05, 2009, 09:51:48 AM

I went and it said "SO I HERD U LIKE UNIX BEARDS?"

This thing is awesome.
Cyrrex
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Posts: 10603


Reply #2 on: May 05, 2009, 09:58:59 AM

EAT YOUR FUCKING GOATS.  EAT THEM.

"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
rattran
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Posts: 4258

Unreasonable


Reply #3 on: May 05, 2009, 10:08:51 AM

IT'S OVER. BOX OF RAPE IS FINISHED.
schild
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Posts: 60350


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Reply #4 on: May 05, 2009, 10:50:57 AM

NO! YOU WILL BE PHOTOSHOP BY SCIENTOLOGY
Rishathra
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Reply #5 on: May 05, 2009, 11:12:06 AM

BLESS YOU, VAGINAS. BLAGINAS.

This one made me  ACK!

IM IN UR GIRL GAMER, FISTING UR XBOXES
« Last Edit: May 05, 2009, 11:25:16 AM by Rishathra »

"...you'll still be here trying to act cool while actually being a bored and frustrated office worker with a vibrating anger-valve puffing out internet hostility." - Falconeer
"That looks like English but I have no idea what you just said." - Trippy
Hindenburg
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Posts: 1854

Itto


Reply #6 on: May 05, 2009, 11:17:50 AM

STEVE JOBS IS THE CASTLE THAT IS KILLING STEVE BALLMER


That thing. It creates better memes than most of what 4chan produces. The absence of when I was is most welcome.

"Who uses Outlook anyway?  People who get what they deserve, that's who." - Ard.
Pennilenko
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Reply #7 on: May 05, 2009, 11:18:11 AM

HELLO. MY NAME IS GOATSE. YOU KILLED MY CAT. PREPARE TO SUCK.


I'm still laughing and i don't know why.

Had to add this.

BUTTHURT POKEMANS ARE SUPERIOR




« Last Edit: May 05, 2009, 11:22:29 AM by Pennilenko »

"See?  All of you are unique.  And special.  Like fucking snowflakes."  -- Signe
Pennilenko
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Reply #8 on: May 05, 2009, 11:23:13 AM

I played Vanguard's free trial yesterday while I was sick at home.

I feel filthy. 



You should die, you are just giving those poor devs hope that people are playing.

"See?  All of you are unique.  And special.  Like fucking snowflakes."  -- Signe
Signe
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Muse.


Reply #9 on: May 05, 2009, 12:28:57 PM

I HAS AN AFROS. YOU CAN HAS MY AFROS.

My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.


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Reply #10 on: May 05, 2009, 12:43:15 PM

I'M A HAND! I'M A HAND! SUCK MY DIIIIICK! I'M A HAND!

Voodoo & Sauce - a blog.
The Legend of Zephyr - a different blog.
Vash
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Reply #11 on: May 05, 2009, 01:29:41 PM

JOHN ROMERO? IN MY POKEMON?


YOUTUBE IS THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING NAZI


SCREAMING IPOD: PEDOBEAR DOESN'T LIKE IT


BLESS YOU, COCKMONGLER.  BLOCKMONGLER.

and a perfect one for sky:

THIS IS SWEATY.  I CAN TELL BY THE HANDS, AND FROM HAVING SEEN A LOT OF DUCKS IN MY DAY.


THIS IS L33T. I CAN TELL BY THE COMPUTERS, AND FROM HAVING SEEN A LOT OF ANIMATED GIFS IN MY DAY.


This site has pretty much made my day.
voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.


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Reply #12 on: May 05, 2009, 02:44:48 PM

THIS IS AN EPIC SANDWICH. IT IS MADE OF POTATOES AND STAR WARS.

Voodoo & Sauce - a blog.
The Legend of Zephyr - a different blog.
Engels
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inflicts shingles.


Reply #13 on: May 05, 2009, 03:26:44 PM

ANTS OR GTFO

I should get back to nature, too.  You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer.  Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached.  Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe

I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa

Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
schild
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Reply #14 on: May 05, 2009, 03:30:11 PM

ANTS OR GTFO

Heh. Ok, that's awesome.
Pennilenko
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Reply #15 on: May 05, 2009, 03:44:09 PM

THIS IS AN EPIC SANDWICH. IT IS MADE OF POTATOES AND STAR WARS.

This is the winner.

"See?  All of you are unique.  And special.  Like fucking snowflakes."  -- Signe
Trippy
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Reply #16 on: May 05, 2009, 04:29:51 PM

IN BEFORE HUEG MOM
Trippy
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Reply #17 on: May 05, 2009, 04:33:22 PM

I REALLY DO HOPE YOU'RE SKEETIN AND NOT ACTUALLY THAT FUCKING JUICY.

What the heck is skeetin?
Trippy
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Posts: 23657


Reply #18 on: May 05, 2009, 04:34:11 PM

THIS IS A GRIM SANDWICH. IT IS MADE OF BUTTHURT AND MYSPACE PROFILES.

So so very true.
rattran
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Unreasonable


Reply #19 on: May 05, 2009, 04:53:34 PM

I ACCIDENTALLY A LARGE HADRON COLLIDER, IS THIS BAD?  why so serious?
Nebu
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Reply #20 on: May 05, 2009, 04:59:29 PM

BITCHES DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY LULZ


"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."

-  Mark Twain
K9
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Reply #21 on: May 05, 2009, 05:00:33 PM

THERE IS A WHALE IN MY DONG, YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID


where the hell is a .ws address from anyway?

I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
Samwise
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Posts: 19324

sentient yeast infection


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Reply #22 on: May 05, 2009, 05:03:38 PM

BECOME AN MILHOUSE

Still my favorite.
lamaros
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Reply #23 on: May 05, 2009, 05:13:25 PM

This thread title should be: PUSH BUTTON, RECEIVE LULZ

THIS IS PHOTOSHOPPED. I CAN TELL BY THE NAZIS, AND FROM HAVING SEEN A LOT OF BUTTS IN MY DAY.
Rasix
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I am the harbinger of your doom!


Reply #24 on: May 05, 2009, 05:18:27 PM

IM IN UR HEADS, FISTICUFFING UR WEEABOOS

-Rasix
Samwise
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Posts: 19324

sentient yeast infection


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Reply #25 on: May 05, 2009, 05:19:55 PM

JEAN-LUC PICARD OR GTFO
NiX
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Posts: 7770

Locomotive Pandamonium


Reply #26 on: May 05, 2009, 06:42:56 PM

What the heck is skeetin?

Assuming this isn't green, ejaculation.

JESUS CHRIST IT'S A HEAD GET IN THE FOOT
Chimpy
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Reply #27 on: May 05, 2009, 06:53:25 PM

DISREGARD THAT, I DEFENESTRATE ROCKETS

DAMMIT JIM, I'M AN ALIEN, NOT A BUTTON

BITCHES DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY MULLET

are the three that made me chuckle, out of about 20.

'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
Viin
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Reply #28 on: May 05, 2009, 06:58:25 PM

THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT HAIRY WIENERS

This one is too real not to be a plant:

I REALLY DO HOPE YOU'RE WHINING AND NOT ACTUALLY THAT FUCKING SERIOUS.

PEDOBEAR DOWNLOADS YOUR SISTER

MAXIMUM VOLUME YIELDS MAXIMUM NINJAS

And finally,

IM IN UR COMPUTERS, BLOGGING ABOUT UR INTERNETS
« Last Edit: May 05, 2009, 07:06:55 PM by Viin »

- Viin
Yegolev
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Posts: 24440

2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST


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Reply #29 on: May 05, 2009, 07:27:43 PM

THIS IS PHOTOSHOPPED. I CAN TELL BY THE DICTIONARIES, AND FROM HAVING SEEN A LOT OF CAMWHORES IN MY DAY.

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
schild
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Posts: 60350


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Reply #30 on: May 05, 2009, 07:33:18 PM

EAT YOUR FUCKING DRUGS. EAT THEM.
Rasix
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Posts: 15024

I am the harbinger of your doom!


Reply #31 on: May 05, 2009, 07:39:17 PM

I AM THRILLHO, HEAR ME BLOG

edit: too good not to append: SCIENTOLOGY IS THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING PANDAS

-Rasix
stu
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Reply #32 on: May 05, 2009, 07:45:36 PM

JESUS CHRIST IT'S AN INTERNET HATE MACHINE GET IN THE CAR


THESE ARE NOT THE PIZZAS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR


A MULLET IS FINE TOO

Dear Diary,
Jackpot!
FatuousTwat
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Reply #33 on: May 05, 2009, 09:09:34 PM

MY PURPLE DRANK IS FULL OF BEES.

POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO DONGS

YOUR MOM LOEV TENTACLES

DISREGARD THAT, I FAP TO WEEABOOS

I AM G.I. JOE, HEAR ME GET LAID


IT'S OVER. ANONYMOUS IS FINISHED.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Segoris
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Reply #34 on: May 05, 2009, 09:10:28 PM

I TEABAGGED ALL THE BLOGGERS
IM IN UR ICE CREAM, FAPPING TO UR SONGS
THIS IS ILLEGAL. I CAN TELL BY THE ARMPITS, AND FROM HAVING SEEN A LOT OF ESKIMOS IN MY DAY.
THE MOM IS A LIE!
DESTROY YOUR FUCKING MULLETS. DESTROY THEM.
I REALLY DO HOPE YOU'RE EATING AND NOT ACTUALLY THAT FUCKING PRAGNENT.



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