Non spy seeks corp

[IainC]

I was going to raise this in the F13 channel in game but that's the kind of thing a spy would do and I am unequivocally NOT A SPY. So, my current corp is pretty moribund and I'm looking for a new gig. I bring a 34m SP character (skill sheet here) that's working through all the leadership skills prior to a stat remap (the plan is Fleet Command IV and all Specialist skills at IV too). I can fly all sub-capital Gallente ships except a Black Ops and between my main and my industrial alt I will be (once I've done the standings grind with the alt) producing about 1200 research points a day base. I would describe myself as the NON-SPYING, less experienced type of EvE PvPer - I have kills but it hasn't been my primary focus up to now as I prefer fleet stuff to solo gankage or being a filthy spy.

I have a fully fitted 20ish ship PvP fleet comprising everything from interceptors, interdictors and HACs to remote rep battleships and POS snipers, the fleet is currently at Warouh in Domain.

All I ask in return is director level access to your corp wallet and assets as well as a detailed breakdown of your planned operations for the forseeable future along with your contingency plans if you suddenly find key assets missing inexplicably. A chat channel that actually moves and targets to shoot at would be nice too.

To save checking ingame, my employment history is exclusively NPC corps, Hematite Rose who are in the Bionic Dawn alliance and GTE Corp who are now defunct. As you can see I can in no way be considered a spy.

[schild]

SPY

[Thrawn]

[Murgos]

I think Black Nova Corp is recruiting but I thought you were looking to get out of Empire space?

[Amarr HM]

Re: Non spy seeks corp
I am unequivocally NOT A SPY
I would describe myself as the NON-SPYING,
as I prefer fleet stuff to solo gankage  or being a filthy spy.
As you can see I can in no way be considered a spy.

hehehe 

[Grand Design]

SPY

Yes!  Feel the hate flow through you.

[Strazos]

Director access? lol

[slog]

That was supposed to be in Green text right?

[Trebes]

I hear your old LARP pal Andy has a corp that's recruiting.

[Pennilenko]

That was supposed to be in Green text right?

the green burned my retinas.

[Falwell]

I hear your old LARP pal Andy has a corp that's recruiting.

Damn son.

[Phildo]

I hear your old LARP pal Andy has a corp that's recruiting.

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Hah.

[Slayerik]

Probably the best recruitment post I've ever seen :)

[Endie]

To be honest, our non-spy roser is a bit full right now.  What we could really do with is a top-quality, patient, really capable spy.

[Murgos]

You'd have to be really capable to get any decent intel out of LOVEU.

[IainC]

You'd have to be really capable to get any decent intel out of LOVEU.

Eldaec isn't very far from me I don't think. I could track him down and waterboard him a few times. Just to keep my hand in you understand.

[Murgos]

I wasn't saying you'd have to be capable because we're, like, really tight lipped or anything.  No, I meant it's because we don't know anything so there isn't any intel to get other than what ships people like to rat in.

[Gets]

I prefer the Geddon.

[Furiously]

I read that as Geldon the first time I read that and was like... Wha??

[Modern Angel]

Can I bump this as a rank noob who wants to play? AND IS NOT A SPY!

[Murgos]

I read that as Geldon the first time I read that and was like... Wha??

Considering that most people play Eve from the forums while logged out or, at best, spinning in station, a Geldon would be a very useful weapon.  On the order of a Titan doomsday.

[IainC]

Can I bump this as a rank noob who wants to play? AND IS NOT A SPY!

That sounds like the kind of thing a spy would say.

[Jayce]

Can I bump this as a rank noob who wants to play? AND IS NOT A SPY!

That sounds like the kind of thing a spy would say.

Yeah, he's a little short in postcount too 

[Modern Angel]

argh

[Modern Angel]

I'm in your channel, btw. Spying. On you. I mean not spying.

Capuchin.