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Topic: Armed robber vs hairdresser (Read 4462 times)
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IainC
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Nebu
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Dear Penthouse,
I never believed something like this could really happen until one day, while attempting to rob a hairdresser...
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"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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Oban
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Thank you Pfizer.
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Nevermore
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That hairdresser was on fire!
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Over and out.
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FatuousTwat
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Shit... Why doesn't this ever happen when I rob hairdressers?
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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lac
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Glad I'm not thinking about robbing my hairdresser...
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Oban
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Glad I'm not thinking about robbing my hairdresser...
Just don't forget to bring the lube. |
Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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gryeyes
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I find it amusing that if it was the same situation with the genders reversed it becomes such a different scenario.
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Daeven
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There's an "in Soviet Russia" joke in this, just begging to come out.
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"There is a technical term for someone who confuses the opinions of a character in a book with those of the author. That term is idiot." -SMStirling
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion
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Cyrrex
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Can this even be real? She might even be semi-hot based on the blurry picture. If she ever gets back to her salon, that motherfucker's getting robbed every day.
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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gryeyes
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Ya she is definitely not an unattractive lady. Unless she has like a predator face hiding behind that blur.
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Fordel
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I like that she was apparently prepared for this scenario. Viagra and all.
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and the gate is like I TOO AM CAPABLE OF SPEECH
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Grimwell
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Wait until she files the paternity suit.  |
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UnSub
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There's an "In Russia, <blank> <blank> YOU!" joke in here somewhere.
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Oban
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In Russia, hair dresser stiffs you!
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Amarr HM
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He got pwned.
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I'm going to escape, come back, wipe this place off the face of the Earth, obliterate it and you with it.
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justdave
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Only in Russia! Dear Penthouse,
I never believed something like this could really happen until one day, while attempting to rob a hairdresser...
Most awesome reference. >:) |
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Falwell
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The fucker even got a new pair of jeans out of the deal.
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Sir T
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God, what a made up story.
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Hic sunt dracones.
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